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Dr Cheeto posted:America 
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Jun 13, 2017 00:31
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Rewatching the new Wolfenstein trailer, has there ever been another game with a pregnant woman kicking rear end in it?
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Jun 14, 2017 00:04
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haveblue posted:Silent Hill 3 Haha, best answer. Phantasium posted:I mean whatever you think about the scanning, the fact that it's mostly optional except for gates is great. Yeah, re-playing Metroid Prime recently the scanning stuff didn't hold up as well as I hoped it would (there's way too much of it and its all written in the same voice) but it sure beats the hell out of having an auto-updating codex in your menu with constant pop-ups and a flashing icon on your menu that you can never clear away fast enough.
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Jun 14, 2017 00:39
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Pigbuster posted:The scanning let you read computers of the evil pirate monsters to find out that enough of them tried to keep pets that a company-wide notification went out saying that pets would be killed on sight; for this, it is wonderful. Also the space pirates' failed attempts at replicating Samus' morph ball crushing all their test subjects.
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Jun 14, 2017 01:35
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Jun 14, 2017 01:56
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FillInTheBlank posted:http://www.garfieldgo.com/ How is this real and not an Arcane Kids goof.
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Jun 14, 2017 02:33
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http://www.retronauts.com/?p=459 The Retronauts about the history of voice acting in videogames is about as in-depth a look at the topic as you can get.
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Jun 14, 2017 04:57
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LawfulWaffle posted:Someone recommend me an iPhone game. I've played a lot of crap so I'm looking for gems. I don't mind paying for a good game. Ridiculous Fishing, Hitman GO.
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Jun 14, 2017 21:03
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Time for this quick brown fox to jump into my lazy mouth.
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Jun 14, 2017 22:53
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Jun 15, 2017 02:11
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FirstAidKite posted:I kinda really wanna read some cat-themed murder mysteries because goddamn it's just such a *strange* genre to exist. I've gotta know if there are any that are actually good. I think the term they usually use is "cozy" mysteries. Usually a gimmick like being about cats or teddy bears or skeletons where instead of CSI or Criminal Minds grit and grunge it's fluffy detectivework that won't upset grandma. I used to work a job with a lot of downtime that didn't allow electronics for security purposes so I spent a lot of time chewing through crappy thrift store novels and that is what makes up a lot of their stock.
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Jun 15, 2017 02:39
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Speaking of disappointing mediocity, how about that new Bloodstained footage eh? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTVYb6xeUcU
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Jun 15, 2017 05:09
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VideoGames posted:I just played superhot for a little bit and my word that is a gem of a game! It's a great game. I kind of wish the story mode had more meat to it but getting to re-do those two hours of content over and over with different rulesets and graphical styles makes up for it.
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Jun 15, 2017 18:36
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Circle of the Moon was first Castlevania so I have a lot of affection for it, but the random drop system really sucks in that the card system requires you to collect lots of rare drops and each one is a complete suite of abilities or modifiers so unless you use a guide to grind specific enemies you're probably going to miss out on the majority of the magic system's functionality.
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Jun 15, 2017 20:05
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Cowcaster posted:there was one card combo that would set your attack super high, but make it so you'd have to charge up a sword swing while standing still to hit at that attack value My favorite combo was Summon + Skeleton, which transformed you into a bone-chucking skeleton that would be killed in one hit but would also randomly hurl a giant bone that does 9999 damage.
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Jun 15, 2017 22:30
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tap my mountain posted:They need should make a Twin Peaks game in the vein of that weird Pacman game where you lead Pacman around a with a slingshot, but with Dougie Jones instead. The Mr Jackpot scene totally captured the feeling of playing a game with a dedicated button to spam a voice clip. Press X to
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Jun 15, 2017 22:50
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The Colonel posted:the story stuff in yakuza 1 is great as far as i got into it because it's literally Kazuma's Single Dad Adventures so i look forward to everyone playing it I only played 1 but apparently the series has a Saints Row progression of goofiness where the first game is a pulpy but relatively grounded crime drama and then a few games later you're fighting adult babies and learning melee attacks by watching people get into scooter accidents and having a chicken working as a real estate broker.
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Jun 16, 2017 00:26
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Jun 16, 2017 03:07
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corn in the bible posted:hitman absolution is irredeemable It's not a great Hitman game but it's a decent enough stealth action game, especially if you got it for a buck any one of the times it got that cheap. The bondage titty nuns were definitely the bad kind of stupid (even if their level was great for getting to use a scarecrow costume to sneak through a cornfield undetected and pick people off) but redneck gangs of greasers in bowling shirts, getting to wrestle a giant cartoon Mexican to death, and the crazy Deus Ex munitions factory with pig landmines were all goofy in a fun way.
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Jun 16, 2017 15:10
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FirstAidKite posted:anything exciting planned for today or for the weekend? This Sunday is Father's Day, friendly reminder to everyone whose dad isn't dead (or at least dead to them) to at the very least give them a call.
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Jun 16, 2017 22:11
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Jay Rust posted:What are people's desert island game? Steel Battalion, you could probably build a raft out of the controller.
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Jun 17, 2017 01:19
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The million dollar collectible edition of Saints Row 4 that comes with survival training and free airfaire.
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Jun 17, 2017 01:49
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This E3 was mostly just boring, even CrowbCat couldn't wring any gold out of it. Well, the montage of Microsoft presenters saying "nine-eleven" thanks to an unfortunately named racing game car was pretty funny I guess 
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Jun 17, 2017 02:02
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Really Pants posted:Raft Survival Simulator  "See ya, shitlords!" *paddles off into the sunset*
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Jun 17, 2017 02:27
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Mak0rz posted:I'm not playing E.Y.E anymore. You have to walk like ten miles between objectives and fight your way through mobs of infinitely-spawning enemies along the way. Also you think you're going in the right direction the first time? WRONG. Backtrack for five minutes and find another route! There's no quick saving and I ran out of respawns near the end of one long and confusing mission and have to do it again. You can disable the enemy respawning in the game's options. The difficulty is also really variable in general if you poke around there.
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Jun 17, 2017 20:02
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Xun posted:Spotted at the Helsinki airport awhile ago Remedy: Making Games Is Hard
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Jun 18, 2017 00:28
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It's been over 15 years since I first played Betrayal at Krondor and I only just realized that Owyn isn't wearing a fantasy coonskin cap and that thing on his head is actually supposed to be his hair  
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Jun 18, 2017 03:05
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Lurdiak posted:That wig makes Samurai Cop look good. Krondor's terrible wig game is on a whole other level, I'm pretty sure there's at least one point in-game where a character calls out Locklear's lovely helmet hair.    It gave the game personality, at least, especially in comparison to how literary it tried to be with the huge amounts of a text and the endorsement of  an actual published fantasy author even though the developers did all of the actual writing.Even the game's cheat menu had in-universe text where a magical chest appears in front of everyone and they marvel at the gift and wonder what magic could be responsible for it and at what cost.
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Jun 18, 2017 03:27
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Are Millennials Killing Multiplayer Games?
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Jun 18, 2017 04:18
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Back in my day we just simulated sodomy on corpses and used anime porn sprays and custom sound sets of Cartman calling people fags. Where Did It All Go Wrong?
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Jun 18, 2017 12:43
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Jay Rust posted:PYF dad in video games 
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Jun 18, 2017 15:56
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Sakurazuka posted:The worst part of Mad Max is that it forces you to do a bunch of the open world stuff to progress in the story. And inversely gates almost all of its major unlocks behind story progress. The wrench upgrade in particular is arguably one of the most important ones in the game since effects your car's regen speed but you don't even have the option of doing the mission to unlock it until you reach the final area of the game.
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Jun 19, 2017 17:47
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precision posted:Yeah but dragon quest builders did literally the exact same thing but didn't look like rear end is my point. Dragon Quest Builders isn't procedurally generated, though. It's a lot easier to have more specialized and unique graphics when the entire universe and everything in it isn't being spawned from the aether around you by an algorithm. Minecraft's graphics are Good because they're perfectly functional and distinctive.
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Jun 20, 2017 00:20
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:That FFXV tie-in movie was pretty. Spirits Within's greatest sin was completely squandering having Steve Buscemii as comic relief. It's been almost 20 years, maybe in FFXVI they can try it again with White Mage B'scmie or something.
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Jun 20, 2017 00:53
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This season of Twin Peaks is somebody playing Coop with 10 in Luck and Charisma and with 1 in Intelligence and it's amazing.
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Jun 20, 2017 01:54
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PantsBandit posted:Dougie must have a 10 in charisma if he managed to land Naomi Watts. I mean goddamn. Janey-E is the dump for all the dialogue skills while Dougie gets all the combat.  
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Jun 20, 2017 02:20
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:I know Twin Peaks is the water cooler show everyone is talking about right now Man I wish. Only one guy I know IRL is watching it, everyone else either doesn't know what Twin Peaks is or tapped out in the first episode when it was non-stop Lynchian surreal ambiance.The ratings are apparently in the toilet too but it's the kind of thing that nobody watches live anyways and they shot all 18 hours already as a "limited series" so none of that matters even more than usual. I'm just sad because in the span of one week Better Call Saul, American Gods, Fargo, and The Haindmaid's Tale are all ending so I have no shows to follow aside from Twin Peaks: Teach Me How To Dougie.
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Jun 20, 2017 02:48
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precision posted:I question how good of an idea it is to put any porn in the game, really. It's just so weird. Like I'm not kidding, Yakuza 0 has literal FMV cheesecake porn in it. Mafia 3 has actual licensed period-appropriate Playboys in it which is a cool way of establishing the flavor of the time period.
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