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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Automotive Insanity > TYOOL 2017 June Chat time : CARS AND COVFEFE
 
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stevobob
Nov 16, 2008

Alchemy - the study of how to turn LS1's into a 20B. :science:


 I sat outside and it rained and I got covfefe

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stevobob
Nov 16, 2008

Alchemy - the study of how to turn LS1's into a 20B. :science:

Pham Nuwen posted:

https://www.24hoursoflemons.com/rally :getin:

The way you typed it appended an apostrophe and the link doesn't work, here's it fixed^

This sounds super cool and exciting and I wanna follow a thread about it.

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Scoring:

Performance:
+60 for finishing the day
+10-150 for optional checkpoints and challenges en route
+0-150 for creative roadside repairs
+ / - 0-150 for tickets and arrests (how good's your story?)

Who Made Your Hooptie?
-50 for Japanese
-20 for German (but +50 for German diesel)
+100 for Italian
+125 for French
+150 for English
+250 for Warsaw Pact

When Did They Make It?
+75 for 1980s
+100 for 1970s
+170 for 1960s
+200 for 1950s
+250 for pre-1950

How Butt-Turrible Is It?
+0-66 for hooptieness of marque & model
+0-66 for hooptieness of this particular example
+0-66 for hooptieness of driver & passenger

Deductions & Additions
-2500 for showing up in a press loaner
-250 for wearing Pilotis
+300 for bringing a Beetle-pan kit car
+50 for Designer Edition (Bill Blass, Givenchy, Levi’s, etc)
-300 for using phrase “double apex”
+70 for best YouTube post of the day
-0-900 for being a general douchenozzle
+0-100 for junkyard parts gained en route
+0-250 for ridiculous themes &/or outfits


I love how few fucks the LeMons guys give

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