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Rethinking Karl Rove: Why "Making Everything Political" Has Helped Society

# ¿ Jun 2, 2017 04:12

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 12:23

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I'm Sexually Attracted to Copying Machines. Telling Me To Stop loving It So You Can Make Copies is Violence

# ¿ Jun 2, 2017 05:13

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Anti-Semitism Isn't Racism, It's Punching Up

# ¿ Jun 2, 2017 05:32

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Crosschecking the NHL's Privilege: Why Allowing Goal Challenges For Offsides Is Just Gaslighting Referees

# ¿ Jun 2, 2017 05:39

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Troy Queef posted:

most of these think piece writers won't touch the NHL because it isn't #woke enough unlike the NBA

i just made that title because i wanted to combine "check your privilege" with hockey

# ¿ Jun 2, 2017 22:48

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Ableism Is Fine If The Target Is Sexist

# ¿ Jun 2, 2017 23:15

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Baudolino posted:

Cultural understanding, trade and smashing patriarchal tradition: The secret Progressive History of the British Empire.

Colonialism's Greatest Legacy: Woke PoCs

# ¿ Jun 3, 2017 23:04

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Nonsense posted:

lol

the goon who posted "fidget spinners are a metaphor for the trump era" was an actual article in the new yorker

# ¿ Jun 5, 2017 02:36

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Video Games: The Artistic Medium That Bravery Forgot

# ¿ Jun 12, 2017 07:37

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Arte Moreno: The Woke PoC Owner That Pro Sports Should Strive To Attract

# ¿ Jun 12, 2017 19:31

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bump_fn posted:

Not your spirit animal: Cultural appropriation, misinformation, and the Internet

every time someone adds "spirit animal" to their tinder bio, an indigenous person gets a heart attack. that's why it's so drat harmful

# ¿ Jun 13, 2017 19:01

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now that the generic thinkpieces have caught up with teen vogue's political reporting, can we stop saying that it's so important?

the new inquiry, meanwhile, has never been important

# ¿ Jun 13, 2017 22:01

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Police Brutality Will Decline With Less White Men In Charge Of Police Departments

# ¿ Jun 20, 2017 22:37

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whomupclicklike posted:

How Country Music Promotes Alcoholism

How Country Music Promotes Murder

# ¿ Jun 26, 2017 06:38

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Fetishization Now, Fetishization Tomorrow, Fetishization Forever: The Risks PoCs Face For Dating White

Troy Queef posted:

WE GOT US A LIVE ONE LADS:
https://twitter.com/annehelen/status/880144132685148160

i wanna get in on the ground floor celebrity trading futures if they're gonna be treated like common financial instruments

an actual dog posted:

Reminder that the woke take factory is a result of the desires of white editors and all the diversity hires they made are getting hosed right now.

saw the term "an open letter to" in the url and didn't click, but i saw a video by a youtube personality about her time at buzzfeed and she implied that their diversity hires are token as gently caress. they may very well be the absolute worst opinion website on the internet

# ¿ Jun 29, 2017 04:28

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Schumer Saying the Democrats Need an Economic Message is a Sign That He's No Longer Fit to Lead Senate Dems

# ¿ Jul 1, 2017 21:48

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Yes Means No: How Earthbound's Moonside Was Built On Lack Of Consent

# ¿ Jul 3, 2017 07:33

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Inspector Hound posted:

On ID4's 20th Anniversary, We Celebrate a Cinematic Achievement That Hits Closer to Home than Millennials Think

A Case For Bill Pullman As The 2020 Democratic Presidential Nominee

# ¿ Jul 5, 2017 05:20

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Congress Must Investigate Russian Interference In NHL Free Agency

C. Everett Koop posted:

Why I Tattooed "Proud Fag" on my Infant Son's Forehead

that sounds like something nick mullen would have written in his Nicole Mullen Thought Catalog days, i'd read the gently caress out of that

# ¿ Jul 6, 2017 07:52

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bump_fn posted:

if you think "redskins" is bad but "patriots" is ok then you're racist.

there are people out there who think that super bowl XXXVI was rigged for the patriots because it was good optics to have a team with that name win it all so shortly after 9/11

# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 04:58

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Guy Goodbody posted:

are you saying you don't believe that?

i don't, as much as i want to believe it. super bowl 49 is a different story

# ¿ Jul 12, 2017 06:13

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bump_fn posted:

cheating since this was literally an article today

http://www.avclub.com/article/why-ordering-kids-menu-harmful-children-258058

av club is a hollow shell of what it once was

# ¿ Jul 18, 2017 22:17

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Jeb! Repetition posted:

Why Game of Thrones Is Actually Progressive, Part 582

My 582nd Rebuttal To The Violent Belief Of Game Of Thrones Being Not Problematic

# ¿ Jul 26, 2017 02:39

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Crowsbeak posted:

Is it bad that I actually think the article is right? I mean I stopped ordering from the kids menu at age eight because my parents would share their food with me, and I realized that the "grownup" food tasted better. Far too often the chefs are phoning it in.

but why is it being written by av club? they're the ones that used to write funny articles about eating terrible food products, now they're a bunch of scolds like everyone else

get that OUT of my face has issued a correction as of 03:19 on Jul 27, 2017

# ¿ Jul 27, 2017 03:16

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i never thought i'd openly wish for the return of nathan rabin, the guy who probably got the idea for the term "manic pixie dream girl" by playing with word magnets

# ¿ Jul 27, 2017 05:04

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Byolante posted:

It seems that everybody's favourite incest hentai reading, child porn procuring, empty binder brandishing. libel monger Kurt Eichenwald got sacked by newsweek

https://twitter.com/JulianAssange/status/889191917166235648

i appreciate the irony of accused rapist julian assange pointing this out

# ¿ Jul 28, 2017 00:48

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Rejecting Dexter Holland From Buying A Third Personal Jet Is An Assault On American Freedom

# ¿ Aug 2, 2017 05:33

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C. Everett Koop posted:

We Are Not Ready For Some Football

one-month bridge to hockey, as far as i'm concerned

# ¿ Aug 4, 2017 04:51

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A Remake Of Carmaggeddon Will Only Embolden The Violent Extremes Of Our Society

Taintrunner posted:

I like how Daddy Soil gets her own corner (for being just that deranged)

i like calling her "Sadly Dull"

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Troy Queef posted:

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