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Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

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The Alienated Mind:how profound discontent is threatening America and how we need more elites in charge to heard these simpleminded bumblefucks

e: note the use of the word 'woke'

Nebakenezzer has issued a correction as of 22:39 on Jun 1, 2017

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Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

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Why are snake people millennials spending less on vacations?

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

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Being attracted to a non-white woman makes you a race traitor, and how this has made Rihanna a superstar

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

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sic semper tyrannis: why if some of us can't enslave others, we are all in fact slaves

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

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If all of us have "equal rights", then in what sense do "rights" exist? A polemic for elitism

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

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What Ta-Nehisi Coates could learn about wokeness from Jack London

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

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What “The strong do what they can and the weak suffer what they must" can teach women

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

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Al! posted:

Is Black Twitter The New House Un-American Activities Committee?

lol yeeessssssss

Jared Kushner bought 666 Fifth Avenue and paid twice what it was worth, which is was he's eager to be corrupted by Chinese/Russian shadow banking money but we shouldn't be too hard on Kushner because he does this stuff out of loyalty to his family [his grandma was victemized by Nazis!!!!] and he didn't realize using his white house connections to deal on the down low with the Russians would be viewed negatively by the US Intelligence agencies and other 'outsiders' not of his clan

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

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spellcheck is so 2016

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

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Wonder Woman star Gal Godot served in the Israeli Defense Forces and that makes her worse than Hitler

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

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Jeb! Repetition posted:

Why A Gray Enlightenment Is The Sensible Path Between The Dark Enlightenment And The Regular One

Enlightenment and all things connected with it is bad because the essential metaphor is ableist

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

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I owned a slave when I lived in Dubai and I found it was everything I ever wanted

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

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Jeb! Repetition posted:

Wow: This Thread Sucks rear end

Backlash backlash: this thread is good

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

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I once wanted to make a thread about finding the worst editorial in Time magazine

my dreams were crushed when I found out Time keeps everything except the most recent few issues behind a paywall

And I'm not paying for the stupidest thoughts of the mid-90s

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

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Millenials need to re-read "Who Moved My Cheese" if they want a living wage

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

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Meygan Kelly's white privilege mediocrity can teach all of us

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

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Taintrunner posted:

Sexist Jezzabros Are Stealing May's Mandate. Here's What You Can Do For Soft Brexit

what in god's name is a jezzabro

Corbyn lost because he didn't embrace the third way

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

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Peanut President posted:

Manspreading is STILL the Greatest Problem Facing Women in the US

If only

Oh, I read this as Mansplaining

and why this matters

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

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Commerz posted:

Offensive Realism: The Logically Sound Case for Total War

I've watched nothing but cable news for the past three years to get a good article out of it, but now all I can think of is how some genocide would solve a bunch of humanity's problems

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

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Einstein never used Snapchat and he turned out fine

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

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Stop talking about other planets being habitable, it gives people slight hope and thus detracts from the global warming crusade

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Sep 13, 2005

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get that OUT of my face posted:

Yes Means No: How Earthbound's Moonside Was Built On Lack Of Consent

The truth is that we all ate the magic cake, but never found the mani mani statue and thus are much smaller people as a result

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

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Darkman Fanpage posted:

ozymandias did nothing wrong

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

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Peanut President posted:

The Civil War Wasn't Very Civil And That's A Problem

John Brown's Body: his soul is marching on, and that's a problem

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

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The person who this is ultimately the fault of is Eugene Debs

Nebakenezzer
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Inspector Hound posted:

Save the Rhinos? Only If You Have No Respect for Chinese Culture

Oh god, the possibilities there

"Yes, Pangolins* deserve to die because extinction is better than saying 'your culture has retarded beliefs'.

*This author would like to apologize for calling for the extinction of Patagonians, IE people living in Patagonia.

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

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Jeb! Repetition posted:

Rape Culture In The Beatles' Hello, Goodbye

See in a world where the Beatles wrote "Run for your life", which is explicitly about a guy murdering his girlfriend...

Or "Maxwell's Silver Hammer", all about a serial killer

You wonder how "blackbird" ever inspired Charles Manson

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

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Jeb! Repetition posted:

I've heard multiple times that D&D is libertarian but I don't get how.

Try hard enough you can become a God

or is that the mormans

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

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Top City Homo posted:

I Took My Friend Who Only Has A GED To A Fancy Italian Restaurant And Here Is What Happened

gently caress me I just read this

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

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Inspector Hound posted:

Transformers are Part of the Patriarchy and Part of the Problem

The time has come for a female transformer who is not pink

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

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rudatron posted:

Transformers? More like Cisformers

This got posted in the image thread because we live in the worst timeline

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

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It turns out that humans only have so many fucks to give, so all these internet articles about new problems are in fact a problem

Nebakenezzer
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Byolante posted:

We recreated what we think Twitter would have been like during the war of independence

The American Civil War through Facebook

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

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gradenko_2000 posted:

The Case For An Egalitarian Targeting Scheme For Pre-emptive Nuclear Strikes On North Korea

[BLANK]* needs to admit they are to blame for a nuclear armed North Korea

*TBD

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Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

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America needs to finish its book report on Thus Spoke Zarathustra, because it needs to start on Being and Time

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