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Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


YeahTubaMike posted:

Mr. Met day-to-day after successful skeleton transplant

hahah

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Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


Timby posted:

Man, Jon Lieber and Julian Tavarez were loving beasts for me in that year's High Heat Baseball... :sigh:

Edit: Jesus, was Lieber the Cubs' last 20-game winner until Arrieta in '15?

Since 1975:

Arrieta '15
Lieber '01
Maddux '92
Reuschel '77

drat.

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts



The bigger question from sorting through the pitch velocity stats - when did Joe Kelly start throwing so drat hard and topping the charts? I guess when he moved to the pen?

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


Inspector_666 posted:

Have you seen Yandy Diaz?

Good lord :stare:

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


euphronius posted:

I'm retracting and saying now the cubs.

Holy poo poo they were a mess .

#ThatsCub

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


The Walrus posted:

Justin Smoak has more RBIs than strikeouts. 37-35.



well i'll be damned

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


"I never thought I'd hit four home runs in a game! Whoa!"

-- Scooter Gennett

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts



Agreed on hilarious, but I can't blame him for trying

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


5-17 over the last 22 games

I'm gonna go with yeah it's time for some kind of change. And by that I mean I hope Matheny becomes the new guy in the Fredbird suit and then hire whoever else to manage the team.

Ain't gonna happen though.

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


Inspector_666 posted:

On an inside pitch.

https://twitter.com/BryanHoch/status/873684017723441154

That's also his 19th of the season.

the size of Judge's silhouette compared to the arc measurement makes me think he's about 30ft tall.

That's....that's not true. Is it?

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


Confirmed: Aaron Judge is Bill Brasky

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


okay that is pretty drat hilarious

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


Mr. Fix It posted:

Starbucks Coffee Grounds you loving idiot.

e: seriously. I am v mad about this whiff.

i don't get it

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


Aw man, now I'm suddenly reminded that Launch Ballman is a piece of poo poo and came out against the Equal Rights Ordinance

Lunch Bigman posted:

To me tolerance is the virtue that’s killing this country. We’re tolerant of everything. You know, everything is okay, and as long as you want to do it and as long as it feels good to you then it’s perfectly acceptable do it. Those are the kinds of things that lead you down a slippery slope, and you’ll get in trouble in a hurry.

Dammit

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


Zack Hample is a piece of poo poo adult man and a great shame on the game of baseball.

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


is that guy wearing a mouthguard?

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts



that is a loving extraordinary dewlap. should be a photograph in some kind of medical reference text.

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


I'm a fan of pitchers giving a series of pelvic thrusts followed by finger guns at any hitter they strike out

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


i demand abortion night

this is an outrage

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


Poque posted:

Renteria: ......................titties
Angel Hernandez: WHAT THE gently caress YOU'RE OUTTA HERE

hahahah

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


ihatepants posted:

Girardi said in the postgame that it was an unpadded electrical box that Fowler slammed into and tore his knee open on.

https://twitter.com/pcaldera/status...formance-thread

Oh come the gently caress on. Seriously? Ugh. So awful.

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Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


Mozeliak is officially OUT as Cardinals GM.

Because he has been promoted to President of Baseball Operations

Mike Girsch is the new GM, whoever that is.

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