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Let's maybe not get ourselves trapped in the Cretaceous period. Dig.
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This whole family are made of absolute shits. Normally there's at least one character who's not obnoxiously terrible, but these 4 deserve each other so let's Dig and reunite these terrible people.
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Jun 18, 2017 04:09
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No way we're outrunning a motherfuckin' T. Rex so let's dig.
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Jun 18, 2017 04:19
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Dig because even if you escape, with no time machine you're hosed.
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Jun 18, 2017 06:11
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By the way, I remember seeing the cover of one of these books at a library when I was about 6 or 7, and it scared the crap out of me, but I haven't been able to find it since. I think it had something to do with a babysitter?
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Jun 18, 2017 06:30
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i just want to become our own dad
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Jun 18, 2017 12:33
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where the red fern gropes posted:i just want to become our own dad Page 64: Oh yes, a lesson in not changing history from Mr I'm-my-own-Grandpa!
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Jun 18, 2017 13:50
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where the red fern gropes posted:i just want to become our own dad You want to become so downtrodden by your 9-to-5 that old clay pots blow your loving mind? Dig. The t-rex might eat us, but without the chronometer Denny is definitely dead, and without Denny we're dead.
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Jun 18, 2017 15:42
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quote:You've got to find the chronometer. You stick your arm deep into the quicksand. You feel around with your fingers... nothing. Character Sheet posted:Inventory Our options posted:
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Jun 18, 2017 16:07
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Knocked face-first into a pit of quicksand by a belching dinosaur.
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Let's run!
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Jun 18, 2017 16:18
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[b]Let's Run[\b] What is the `Knight` about? Didn't we go from present day directly to prehistoric time?
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Jun 18, 2017 17:03
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Drowning Rabbit posted:Let's Run No, first we told the Doc we wanted to head into the past, then we stepped into the chronoportal. There, we could go towards the dinosaur (prehistoric time, and the one we chose) or a knight (medieval time and the one we didn't choose). Anyway, gently caress it, let's try to outrun a dinosaur.
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Jun 18, 2017 18:32
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Let's try to outrun the T Rex although they were probably pretty fast by human standards so I don't think it will work. Boy, Denny really hosed us with this dinosaur business.
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Jun 18, 2017 19:00
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quote:You've got to get away from the fierce tyrannosaur. You grab Denny's hand and take off through the trees. The dinosaur chases you, but it's too big to fit easily between the trees. quote:You reach into the pool of quicksand and feel around for the chronometer. Suddenly, the ground begins to shake violently. Under your feet the earth sways, and a deafening rumble fills the air. quote:You press the button under your middle finger and immediately feel a tingling sensation. When it stops, you're standing near small trees. In the distance long-necked dinosaurs are grazing on some plants. Character Sheet posted:Inventory
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Jun 18, 2017 19:54
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Let's trade Denny for a pet dinosaur. Watch the egg hatch.
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Jun 18, 2017 19:56
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The little poo poo's got the chronometer, we have to get it back before he strands us here
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Jun 18, 2017 20:41
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Where's my loving
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Jun 18, 2017 22:07
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serefin99 posted:No, first we told the Doc we wanted to head into the past, then we stepped into the chronoportal. There, we could go towards the dinosaur (prehistoric time, and the one we chose) or a knight (medieval time and the one we didn't choose). Must have missed or skimmed that decision, thanks. lets run after that chronometer
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Jun 18, 2017 22:09
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If nature documentaries have taught me anything, then it's that baby animals imprint on the first thing they see after birth/hatching. Let's become a mother to this baby whatever.
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Jun 18, 2017 23:15
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Holy God almighty leave Denny to his fate.
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Jun 18, 2017 23:51
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Tied at the moment, next vote gets it.
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Jun 19, 2017 00:26
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Egg
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Jun 19, 2017 00:42
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Hang out with the egg and hopefully Denny will run off and die someplace. Seriously, he complains about being bored immediately after nearly being eaten by a dinosaur after getting out of a time machine he didn't know existed an hour ago? Who is this kid?
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Jun 19, 2017 01:18
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quote:No way. You're not going to miss seeing a real dinosaur being born. You'll catch up with Denny in a few minutes. Character Sheet posted:Inventory Our options posted:
I'm honestly not sure why this is a bad ending. My best guess is that while we were watching the egg hatch, Denny got himself and the chronometer eaten by velociraptors and now we're stuck in the past.
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Jun 19, 2017 01:24
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But stuck in the past without Denny, right? Good ending  Anyway, Chase after the little poo poo.
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Jun 19, 2017 01:27
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I refuse to believe that this is a fork in our continuity. We answered the feather question; now back to our duties as the most parental figure in Denny's life.
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Jun 19, 2017 04:19
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What the hell, why is that an end. HOW is that an end.  May as well go after our idiot brother and pick up where we left off.
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Jun 19, 2017 04:27
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quote:You take off after your brother. But by the time you reach the tree where you last saw him, he's gone. quote:You decide to go toward the futuristic city. All around you are buildings made of shiny metal and glass. Cars - with wings - fly above your head. The streets are empty and clean, with no litter - not even a gum wrapper. quote:You follow the robot into a big , glass-walled building. He leads you to a courtroom. A shiny robot dressed in black sits behind a tall desk. Character Sheet posted:Inventory
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Jun 19, 2017 04:49
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Let's get educated.
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Jun 19, 2017 04:52
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All things considered, we might actually need some education. (Odds are we'll just get thought control.)
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Jun 19, 2017 04:53
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Maybe we can take a history class at school.
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Jun 19, 2017 04:54
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I remember actually being irritated by that bit of railroading. Like, gently caress you book, I wouldn't say I'm guilty.
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Jun 19, 2017 08:23
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The zoo will have either Denny or an evolved cat we can pass off as Denny because Denny, like a cat, does whatever he loving wants.
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Jun 19, 2017 08:31
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The Deviations posted:The zoo will have either Denny or an evolved cat we can pass off as Denny because Denny, like a cat, does whatever he loving wants.
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The Deviations posted:The zoo will have either Denny or an evolved cat we can pass off as Denny because Denny, like a cat, does whatever he loving wants.
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Jun 19, 2017 09:19
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The Deviations posted:The zoo will have either Denny or an evolved cat we can pass off as Denny because Denny, like a cat, does whatever he loving wants. Look. It's the future. Robots rule the Earth, humanity is probably extinct or off on the moon or something. The zoo is just going to be full of moose and boar, who will murder you over and over. School, meanwhile, might mean working with Pascal. Everybody likes Uncle Pascal.
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Jun 19, 2017 10:26
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Honestly what's the difference between our brother and a random animal?
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Jun 19, 2017 10:26
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chiasaur11 posted:The zoo is just going to be full of moose and boar, who will murder you over and over. At least they'll be proactive about ending our suffering, instead of this ginger ADD-addled HFCS-powered oversight on our mothers' part to keep her extramarital dalliances discrete that we're stuck raising while our deeply unhappy parent/s hide their ennui by attempting to culturally enrich themselves despite the fact that their selves are all but absent after their employers and their need to keep up with the Joneses have taken their share (and then some) of their souls. Also, he took us away from the dinosaurs. gently caress Denny.
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quote:You love the zoo! What a weird punishment, you think, as the police robot takes you away in a flying car. quote:"Look at this one!" says a little robot. It gazes at the sign in front of the force field. "It's the 'Couch Potato' exhibit," the small robot goes on. It begins making strange noises again. Character Sheet posted:Inventory Our options posted:
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State-mandated obedience training it is, then.
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