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Omnicrom
Aug 3, 2007
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PlasticAutomaton posted:

Let's just not do the racing game.

I vote this except my vote is in bold.

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Omnicrom
Aug 3, 2007
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Jupiter because the guess your weight game is the most obvious "You're going to end up on Jupiter" death trap I have seen in one of these books.

Omnicrom
Aug 3, 2007
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Gravity is a cruel mistress, so We weigh more

Omnicrom
Aug 3, 2007
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Cut through the sand trap

Omnicrom
Aug 3, 2007
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Sand Trap

Omnicrom
Aug 3, 2007
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Floyd is wrong

Omnicrom
Aug 3, 2007
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It Occurs To Me that if you flip the number 53507 around it turns into LOSER.

Omnicrom
Aug 3, 2007
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Tulul posted:

I looked up the list to see how far you were from my old favorite* and the release schedule explains a few things about this series.

The non-adventure Goosebumps Books had the same schedule. If you go back and read some of them and they're a half-baked scattershot hodge-podge with little coherence given for rhyme, reason, structure, or quality it's because they were churned out monthly by a legion of ghostwriters.

Omnicrom
Aug 3, 2007
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I was promised space, I demand space!

Omnicrom
Aug 3, 2007
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Keep on Sloggin'

Omnicrom
Aug 3, 2007
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Take the Gold Magnifying Glass because we aren't second best.

Omnicrom
Aug 3, 2007
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Don't Follow the Dog

Omnicrom
Aug 3, 2007
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USE Magnifying Glass on Switch

Omnicrom
Aug 3, 2007
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That was dumb. Situation Normal then I guess.

Break the Switch

Omnicrom
Aug 3, 2007
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Throw Snowballs. Ice-type beats Flying-type.

Omnicrom
Aug 3, 2007
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Use Compass

Omnicrom
Aug 3, 2007
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I'm bored of Ice land. Go to 54

Omnicrom
Aug 3, 2007
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54

Omnicrom
Aug 3, 2007
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Use Chekov's Phaser Rifle

Omnicrom
Aug 3, 2007
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Pew Pew!

Omnicrom
Aug 3, 2007
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Blueberry Pancakes posted:

:stare:

Use the bottle against the blob.

Omnicrom
Aug 3, 2007
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Bat Claws based purely on the logic that if these Futurama rejects don't know that Earth has life on it then they don't know what humans are so they can't know about human bones.

This logic is stupid, farcical, wouldn't apply in this case, and even if it did doesn't hold up to casual scrutiny, but I don't respect these bozos enough to care.

Omnicrom
Aug 3, 2007
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I disrespect these morons enough to go with Five to be rid of them.

Omnicrom
Aug 3, 2007
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Darthemed posted:

I can't believe it took this long to reach a path in one of these books which ends with people's heads exploding.

I mean, if the person behind "Night in Magic Troll Cereal Woods" or "Incoherent Screaming and a Knight" comes back we'll definitely see some heads in the THREAD explode. Again.

Omnicrom
Aug 3, 2007
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Read the Necronomicon Ex Mortis

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Omnicrom
Aug 3, 2007
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