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Way to go, Indy. Now let's play with the slightly less stupid cousin and her stupid dolls.
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# ¿ Sep 15, 2017 13:19 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 09:38 |
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Befriend and command the first of many mice, probably.
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# ¿ Sep 17, 2017 14:09 |
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The Deviations posted:Combat and command the first of many mice, probably.
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# ¿ Sep 17, 2017 15:48 |
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T-H-E makes three!
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# ¿ Sep 18, 2017 03:53 |
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# ¿ Sep 20, 2017 05:55 |
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So about these frickin' lasers, are they sat upon the frickin' heads of some frickin' sharks?
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# ¿ Sep 26, 2017 09:26 |
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I hope going home leads to cousinly vengeance WITH MAGNETS because that's where my vote lies.
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# ¿ Sep 28, 2017 16:53 |
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chiasaur11 posted:Why you little!
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2017 14:18 |
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...no, no, she meant kidneys. And now she has six fresh ones. Forget the rat (e: page 33 version) and lose the brat - win-win! VivaLa Eeveelution fucked around with this message at 18:04 on Oct 2, 2017 |
# ¿ Oct 2, 2017 18:00 |
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A quote from the original Ghost Stories dub, though concerning other supernatural phenomena, seems appropriate right now: "Run! She's a ghost and a bitch!"
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# ¿ Oct 3, 2017 04:55 |
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Denny would threaten to show mum his disappearing fingers and blame you for it and she'd believe him because parents never believe protagonist kids in kids stories. (Which is quite a problematic trope, actually.) Joanie so far has enough sense to not be a defiant little poo poo towards her only chances of survival. Let's steal the book and pretend that it's for the purposes of throwing at Denny's head. I am still not over that little arsehole.
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# ¿ Oct 4, 2017 00:51 |
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Make yourself useful, surprisingly tolerable younger sibling.
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# ¿ Oct 5, 2017 04:23 |
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I can juggle...in a team with the floor and the wall, but yeah.
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2017 03:57 |
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Okay, Sid, we'll stick this collection of bound paper into a transparent vessel filled with water and some fish poop. It'll be safe there.quote:You can't juggle? That's okay. Not too many people can. It's really hard! My preteen, undiagnosed autistic flavour of clumsy past self would have been so comforted by this inclusive railroading. Even starting off with the 'option' to strangle your sister acknowledges that you may want to act on your frustrations, but sometimes it's not a good idea. Take a time out and breathe, kid. You'll be okay. This is a good book.
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2017 19:04 |
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This supports my theory that we originally weren't harvested for our knees until the editor drew the line at realistic cannibalism. Hide the book with the birds and their poop. I mean, what are the odds they'll turn out to be hungry vultures after the piranhas did their thing?
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# ¿ Oct 10, 2017 03:31 |
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Let's be a superficial shitberg and see what happens.
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# ¿ Oct 10, 2017 19:35 |
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Shun the non-attractive! Shuuuuuuun!
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# ¿ Oct 11, 2017 06:42 |
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quote:Joanie stamps her feet. The hollow sound echoes in the small room. quote:Joanie stomps over to the corner. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SevfZ5gCUnY&t=41s (Yes, this is my answer.)
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# ¿ Oct 13, 2017 14:38 |
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poisonpill posted:Listen to Joanie it is! I don't want to move onto the next book either. This one's too good!
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# ¿ Oct 15, 2017 02:10 |
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Let's play Extreme Reverse KerPlunk!
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# ¿ Oct 17, 2017 16:06 |
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Is it an underground chicken transport system? Because that would be awesome.
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# ¿ Oct 20, 2017 14:28 |
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Retreating now won't de-stink us. Stay the course.quote:Some used tissues are mixed in there, too.
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# ¿ Oct 24, 2017 16:53 |
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I miss the good book about the bad book. Instead, here we are...choking on Lanx body spray.
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2017 05:55 |
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Leraika posted:I bet the 'you don't feel it' path is because you actually did die falling down the stairs and now you're a ghost ...okay, now I need to know.
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# ¿ Oct 30, 2017 03:25 |
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Sequels are often better than spin-offs. Melvin Estep II: Electric Boogaloo
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# ¿ Nov 8, 2017 04:55 |
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Good =! Goal. Besides, we're also on the run from our buyers. Hmm. Let's stab Brandon. I can't remember why we wanted to, but hey - free stabbing.
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2017 06:30 |
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I threw my phone - from like two inches above a mattress that's already on the ground; all is good - and it landed screen down, BL fanart up. 69 it is.
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# ¿ Nov 17, 2017 04:34 |
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Rebonack7 posted:Unfortunately, with every high must come an agonizing low. Next time, the madman behind Werewolf Woods returns, and he's just discovered CAPS LOCK... poisonpill posted:Oh, hell yes. Blockhouse posted:oh jesus christ no What will the foodstuff of inordinate attention be this time?
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# ¿ Dec 2, 2017 04:34 |
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Also these are bullshit choices because they're omnipotent ones. Our character does not have the choice of waking up either with or without company, but we do. What's up, cousins? Us.
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# ¿ Dec 5, 2017 18:15 |
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Mud spelled backwards is, like this book, dum. I understand the defeat we're burdened with, which is why I for one feel no need to 100% this. Pull yourselves together!
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# ¿ Dec 6, 2017 10:12 |
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Oh wait, yeah, there's supposed to be an evil knight in this. Let's see how long that lasts.
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2017 03:34 |
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Without going into too much detail about where I'm currently sitting, no cushion.
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# ¿ Dec 10, 2017 21:54 |
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I wish I never saw this book.
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# ¿ Dec 27, 2017 01:04 |
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Green. Here's my reasoning: 1. I can't see how loving with these clocks will immediately get us to the goal ending. 2. I'm in the middle of a move, and I've uncovered some old CYOAs of mine. The trips down nostalgia lane have taught me that endings are weighted to the backs of the books. 3. Therefore, pink and orange are more likely to waste our time with a non-goal end. There is a caveat with 2 in that the books I've rediscovered are written much better, but I'm of the belief that having more endings near the back is an inherent quirk of the format.
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# ¿ Dec 30, 2017 23:11 |
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Octatonic posted:Y'all, you know you're leading yourselves into a dumb pun trap here. We gotta head this poo poo off before it happens. Capital reasoning.
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# ¿ Dec 31, 2017 23:42 |
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Did anyone else watch Talespin when they were kids? That was entertainment, or at least tolerable. I'm surprised more of us didn't take the open invitation to deface the book. In this case, such an act is inherently an improvement.
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2018 19:57 |
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Help me, cousins! We'll go bowling later, okay? ...I just wanna see if a 'power of family'-type moral has been squeezed into this alleged book.
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2018 02:27 |
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Obviously reading this book is important to us; as much as we risk our mother's wrath for fleeing in the elevator, I believe it's a far greater risk to hide the book for later perusal lest our Obligatory Annoying Siblings find and deface it. Besides, our mother shouldn't be surprised that we hardly listen to her: quote:But just then you hear your mother calling your name. "Yoo-hoo."
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2018 01:43 |
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serefin99 posted:Run, Yoo-hoo! Run!
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2018 07:49 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 09:38 |
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, surely.
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# ¿ Jan 25, 2018 07:48 |