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Just finished binging this thread. I read Dr. Eeek, Purple Peanutbutter and Tick Tock as a kid. Never could have imagined the likes of Werewolf Woods and Screaming Armor were in this series.  Anyway, This clock looks familiar. AceOfFlames fucked around with this message at 22:12 on Dec 30, 2017 |
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This is a bad book. Other clock it is. EDIT: On a whim, I googled this book and stumbled onto this book's entry in the Goosebumps Wiki (spoilers for endings). This line speaks for itself: quote:Most of the choices are based on things that, realistically, the reader should not be in control of. AceOfFlames fucked around with this message at 23:49 on Dec 29, 2017 |
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Dec 29, 2017 23:39
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Orange.
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Dec 31, 2017 16:59
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...this is going to lead to a pun-based death, isn't it? Anyway, my coin came out Tails so TALES it is.
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Pink Clock.Android Blues posted:This book is more like a fever dream where things just don't stop from keep happening for no reason, constantly, than Werewolf Woods' insane cereal troll digression. I think I preferred Werewolf Woods just for the interest factor of how completely inane it was. Ditto. Werewolf Woods at least was entertainingly bad. This is just plain bad. AceOfFlames fucked around with this message at 21:12 on Jan 1, 2018 |
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Leraika posted:oh thank god I don't have to post Zero Escape gifs any more. I think this book is the literary equivalent of being stuck inside Zero Time Dilemma. Also I Solved AceOfFlames fucked around with this message at 04:09 on Jan 2, 2018 |
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Jan 2, 2018 04:05
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Dang, that was surprisingly graphic.  Let's find some new TALES to tell.
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The real twist is that Rebonack7 didn't notice his copy of this book had a sticker reading "From the Library of Jurgen Leitner" (  to whoever gets that)Anyway, Time is not on our side.
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Thank goodness it's over. That was an ORDEAL. I'd rather suffer through Werewolf Woods several times than go through that again. Hope the next one is better.serefin99 posted:Petition to have OP burn this book and record it for our viewing entertainment. This.
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quote:"This is the first day in my tomb. I am wrapped so tightly that I fear I may never breathe again. The bandages that preserve me are a prison. I am a king, yet they have brought me here, drained me of my blood, and bound me with bandages. Against my will! Stop! I beg them. Do not do this horrible thing! I am not dead! I am alive!" Dang, they are NOT loving around this time. Looking forward to this already. Return to the hotel.
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Jan 13, 2018 16:19
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Give the mummy the diary.
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Jan 14, 2018 18:52
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I'm pretty sure these greedy looking doctors would not dream of violating the Hippocratic Oath. Let's stay here.
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Jan 20, 2018 21:44
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Let's see what the nice doctors are up to
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Jan 26, 2018 15:40
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Maybe this actor is Daniel Day-Lewis levels of hardcore and thus he can help us
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Jan 28, 2018 18:41
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If we're going to die, let's die making the obvious pop culture reference. Klaatu Barada Nectarine it is. AceOfFlames fucked around with this message at 23:26 on Feb 2, 2018 |
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Feb 2, 2018 22:48
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Neat, shame we can't take most of that gold with us since it weighs a ton, the museum will keep most of it and it's going to be hard selling the gold we do have without awkward questions unless we melt it down. But I guess I'm over thinking it. Anyway let's see what the doctors are planning.
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rudecyrus posted:Doctors are known for their love of dissecting things. Joke is on you, we very clearly did NOT get dissected! Anyway, give the diary to the American. AceOfFlames fucked around with this message at 05:04 on Feb 7, 2018 |
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I like how apart from a few comedy options this book avoids quantum bullshit. Let's complete the dumbass trifecta and take the first offer from Web.
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I personally would have considered the Pharaoh in Frisco ending a goal ending instead of this one but I'm not the one in charge here. Anyway, good book. Fingers crossed that the quality is maintain Ed for the next one.
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Rebonack7 posted:When you saw the brochure for the Junior Explorer Adventure Club at the front desk of your hotel, it looked great. Three days hiking in the jungle with ten other kids your age and an "experienced jungle guide." How cool! Whatever happens to us during this book won't be nearly as terrible as what would happen in real life. This is a sex trafficking trap if I ever saw one. Let's try the water to see if we can get a piranha death in choice 1.
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Feb 21, 2018 18:06
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Let's get help from Michael Shannon. He is a scientist, he will surely help us.
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We need to keep our Vitamin C levels up. Eat the orange.quote:Because your backs are turned, you don’t see the dragon dip its mouth into the lava pool and slurp up a mouthful of molten rock. With a huge puff, the dragon spits fire at you. ...huh, never saw this particular take on dragon fire. These books are full of surprises.
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This book is good so let's not rush this by going full Depth First Search on this. Refuse the warrior women's help.
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Mar 2, 2018 08:11
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Tails.
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Mar 6, 2018 12:34
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Bats an easy question.
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Bat.
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loving Tara.
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Hobgoblin2099 posted:We've been eaten a lot. While the previous ghostwriter had a choking fetish, this one is clearly into vore. Let's answer the second question incorrectly and likely find even more evidence of this.
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Do we get an achievement for getting all the "we get eaten" endings? Let's find out by taking the slippery tunnel.
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Mar 31, 2018 12:58
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I know this fairytale. Make a wish.
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Mar 31, 2018 20:47
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Today was my burgundy day so right.
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Yeah, this is kind of a lopsided question since the vast majority of men’s apparel is some shade of blue. If you don’t believe me, try going to any online clothes store, filter by “men” and blue, then change the colors while taking note of the matches. If the blue path leads to death and this is their way of getting more girls to read their books, I approve.
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Oh, will you look at that, I’m wearing black and burgundy again today. Right. Werewolf Woods in a nutshell. AceOfFlames fucked around with this message at 20:22 on Apr 3, 2018 |
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Apr 3, 2018 20:20
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After all this bullshit no way we're walking away broke. Lay low.
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quote:At that moment a long black limousine pulls up next to you. The windows are tinted dark blue. You can’t see inside until the passenger-side window slowly glides down. This sounds totally legit and this dude is definitely not a child molester. 
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Apr 9, 2018 20:29
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Let's call The Joker so he can come save us. We are making the best decisions today.
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Joker is probably prank calling Comissioner Gordon again. And by "prank calling" I mean "taunting him about having crippled his daughter". That doesn't usually take long so try again.
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We're not going down without a fight!
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Best place to hide from a monster is under the bed.
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Hobgoblin2099 posted:Limos are for nerds. I was kind of expecting this outcome.  Let's not get aboard the S.S. Date Rape. AceOfFlames fucked around with this message at 21:18 on Apr 16, 2018 |
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