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Now hold on here, I want to know what happens if we wish we never met Toobah.
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Maybe the tiger and parrot are our siblings? Ride the tiger. Also, what kind of condition is that? Steal a pinky ring from a wish-granting genie? How is that even remotely possible?
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That is a really unfair condition. If it wasn't for the tiger and parrot, you would've been screwed. I can only assume sort of wish-genie book of rules stipulates that when you're down to your last wish, Jenna's contractually obligated to summon two sidekicks to help you get that ring. Professor Shock so far seems downright benign compared to Dr. Eek, although it is suspicious that he mistakes a trio of middle school kids for workers from a clean-up company. Although the thick glasses do suggest he's really nearsighted. Either that, or we are a remarkably burly 13-year old. Also, Stacy definitely deliberately rolled her ring into the back room. Play pinball! Surely it will not swap our brains or anything.
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Jul 11, 2018 16:47
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This is starting out poorly. Looks like our protagonist has read Through The Looking Glass by Lewis Carrol. The solution is to charge the bull head on.
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Jul 12, 2018 17:28
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This story has taken a rather massive genre shift. Maybe it's not actually Loreo, but Oerol? Oerol ot og
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Jul 14, 2018 14:11
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MelvinBison posted:I think it's supposed to be L'Oreo, a French cookie. It's 5 am and I realized that "Loreo" may be derived from "lore". Like Amazo the Clown or something. We wait to receive our lore.
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Jul 15, 2018 02:55
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This adventure is rapidly degrading. Dodge through the gap!
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Jul 17, 2018 15:22
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This is becoming an Enid Blyton book. In fact, it almost feels like the author from the Evil Knight book wrote this one. Help us, policeman! I seriously hope this eventually ties back into Professor Shock.
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Jul 17, 2018 18:29
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Professor Shock is surprisingly helpful. Telling the truth might endear us to the queen. Besides, what possible lie could we come up with in this situation? We're here to polish your carving collection?
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Jul 21, 2018 20:34
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We are from Poland! Also, our protagonist had a very poor choice of words when it came to telling the Queen what we wanted.
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Jul 24, 2018 17:20
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That went surprisingly well. It seems that polishing the statues was indeed some sort of magical test for integrity, and the Queen was bound by her word as the Fae usually are. Before lying to the Queen, first let us fail the test and make off with the statues!
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Jul 25, 2018 18:31
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Since we're here, let's search around the palace
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Jul 28, 2018 19:55
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Being honest and good has served us well so far. Plus, we're the one who flipped the switch. Apologize and make restitution.
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Jul 30, 2018 19:28
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Once again, Professor Shock is surprisingly (shockingly  ) benign. I was sure he was about to use us in an experiment.Let's pretend we never heard what he said, and enter the Queen's room sans advice.
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Jul 31, 2018 19:48
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I wonder what mirror-image ice cream tastes like! Follow them!
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Aug 3, 2018 14:58
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This might be the first time the Professor is directly responsible for our demise. Also, Jason fainting is the most realistic reaction so far. Run away from Deep Voice
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Aug 14, 2018 18:18
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Enter mirror in tent Also, Deep Voice is an awesome name.
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Aug 15, 2018 20:46
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Honesty and integrity served us well with the Queen. Return the remote to it rightful owner
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Aug 16, 2018 18:10
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Welcome to the fam'ly, son!
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Is Scary Stuff a front for Umbrella? It's absolutely amazing that our second choice is already whether or not to drain our own friend's blood. Drink him
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Aug 23, 2018 17:14
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Is this becoming Darren Shan? Also, this makes me really uncomfortable about this book. The fact that a strange adult is asking you to bring him a steady supply of young victims. That is unbelievably creepy, and incredibly inappropriate for a children's book. Didn't any of this ring any alarm bells over at Scholastic? I notice that refusing him now leads to the same page (52), so for this run: Take his offer, I guess?
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Aug 28, 2018 18:44
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Echoing the statement that Gabe is quite the friend to still be willing to help, even after our guy threatened to drain his blood multiple times. The protagonist even called him a lunch beverage! Make like an Animorph!
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Sep 13, 2018 16:41
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Make like a new prototype android and lick that blood!
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Sep 20, 2018 09:52
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A bit contrived how the old vampire lady didn't just straight up tell us the cure, even though she marked the page with a ribbon. I can only assume that she promised she would never tell anyone the cure, and as a vampire she is supernaturally bound to her oath, but pointing out the book allows her to circumvent that. I wanna see what happens when we go to Scary Stuff and drink all the packets.
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Sep 26, 2018 16:26
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I'm no expert, but that hybrid creature looks like it might be a lamassu? A rather obscure reference at the time. Also, this thing's suddenly become the Maze Runner. Obey, and hope we don''t end up in a young-adult dystopian novel. PumpkinBat fucked around with this message at 13:47 on Dec 20, 2018 |
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Dec 19, 2018 16:53
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Twist and turn and avoid the building!
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Dec 30, 2018 20:55
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Spy on him. Don't we need him alive? I'm afraid "jumping him" might mean our protagonist will literally jump on Loudsnore.
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Hobgoblin2099 posted:Let's not move. Actually, I think it's just referring how often comics do fakeout deaths, or even outright retcon them. To Loudsnore, it really does seem Superdoer actually comes back to life. Yes, destroying every atom of my being will ensure my continued existence.
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Trust him. Regarding that cheese, Zoe and company might not be monsters, just cheese connoisseurs: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casu_marzu
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Feb 6, 2019 14:47
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We choose ALL
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Apr 17, 2019 19:05
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Hide avian ova in napkin. Speaking of which, how obtuse is our protagonist that they don't notice what's wrong with the eggs until they're almost about to shovel them in their face? The text mentions that the eggs are fried. Are the egg-yolks yellow on the outside but blue on the inside? Or is the whole thing in lovely shades of indigo and azure and our protagonist really isn't all that observant? PumpkinBat fucked around with this message at 17:54 on May 7, 2019 |
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May 7, 2019 17:51
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Sorry Antoine, but you're not coming back.
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May 9, 2019 15:31
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Maybe we'll meet Antoine the in the infirmary? Fake an injury like a professional football (US: Soccer) player!
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May 20, 2019 20:02
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Help him. We are no longer in immediate danger and it can't hurt to help him now. Perhaps we can shame him into cooperating? Also I smell an obvious trap; the book is clearly leading us to ditch Brad.
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May 24, 2019 18:52
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This protagonist is surprisingly and incredibly capable, so much so that I'm finding it difficult to identify with them. They're athletic, a gymnast, good at hiking, and even fended off an alligator. This kid is probably in better shape than all of us put together and is probably the protagonist of a shonen anime. I've never dragged my heaving carcass along a trail before, but I do know you gotta go as partners, especially if it's to a place called Zombie Mountain.
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May 26, 2019 21:12
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There are rapids. Why is this even a choice? I'm interested in seeing how this kid is going to convince Kim to take the boat.
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May 29, 2019 14:22
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Zombie slower than cat. We brave the zombie!
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Jun 2, 2019 02:19
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I want Final Resident Creed Raider Gear Stranding
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Why does it seem all middle-class American kids have an aquarium in their bedrooms? That being said, it's refreshing to see that our current protagonist cares about his two guppies. So many times fish are regarded as disposable pets. I'm not sure why the robot couldn't just blast itself out of a flimsy box, tape or no tape. Maybe it's programmed to go into standby mode while in a box? Or was its objective complete when it beat up a space dude? Also, forget Geoffrey. Dad lost his whole collection.  Call that company and have them compensate us for those cards!
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