Schroedinger's Quantum Bullshit: The Give Yourself Goosebumps Megathread

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Cathode Raymond: Dec 30, 2015; My antenna is telling me that you're probably wrong about this.; Soiled Meat

I successfully clapped three times before catching the ball just like the children's CYOA told me to.

# ¿ Jun 15, 2017 04:09

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 08:15

Cathode Raymond: Dec 30, 2015; My antenna is telling me that you're probably wrong about this.; Soiled Meat

Arrhythmia posted:

That was a good ending, we escaped

It was a bad ending. It gave kids the idea that you can achieve, at the very least, low earth orbit with an ordinary chemical-propellant cannon.

This is why STEM education in America is so far behind :colbert:

Anyway, train.

# ¿ Jun 17, 2017 01:18

Cathode Raymond: Dec 30, 2015; My antenna is telling me that you're probably wrong about this.; Soiled Meat

Denny never misses an opportunity to prove that he is just the worst.

Engage in rigorous time science. If the experiment is successful, you can always time travel your way out of Denny problems in the future/past/whatever.

# ¿ Jun 17, 2017 19:46

Cathode Raymond: Dec 30, 2015; My antenna is telling me that you're probably wrong about this.; Soiled Meat

Denny comes out of nowhere to gently caress everything up for himself and everyone else. Unbelievable.

Start at the end by going to the future.

# ¿ Jun 17, 2017 21:46

Cathode Raymond: Dec 30, 2015; My antenna is telling me that you're probably wrong about this.; Soiled Meat

We have to look all over all of time to find Denny? All 13ish billion years since the Big Bang, plus ~100ish trillion years until the last star goes out? All to recover that shin kicking little poo poo? gently caress.

Probably start with the dinosaur I guess I dunno. Seems incredibly unlikely that we would ever find him.

# ¿ Jun 18, 2017 01:46

Cathode Raymond: Dec 30, 2015; My antenna is telling me that you're probably wrong about this.; Soiled Meat

Let's try to outrun the T Rex although they were probably pretty fast by human standards so I don't think it will work.

Boy, Denny really hosed us with this dinosaur business.

# ¿ Jun 18, 2017 19:00

Cathode Raymond: Dec 30, 2015; My antenna is telling me that you're probably wrong about this.; Soiled Meat

Hang out with the egg and hopefully Denny will run off and die someplace.

Seriously, he complains about being bored immediately after nearly being eaten by a dinosaur after getting out of a time machine he didn't know existed an hour ago? Who is this kid?

# ¿ Jun 19, 2017 01:18

Cathode Raymond: Dec 30, 2015; My antenna is telling me that you're probably wrong about this.; Soiled Meat

But stuck in the past without Denny, right? Good ending :colbert:

Anyway, Chase after the little poo poo.

# ¿ Jun 19, 2017 01:27

Cathode Raymond: Dec 30, 2015; My antenna is telling me that you're probably wrong about this.; Soiled Meat

So disappointed to revisit this thread after a few days only to find that Denny is probably still alive.

Magical p's.

# ¿ Jun 22, 2017 01:09

Cathode Raymond: Dec 30, 2015; My antenna is telling me that you're probably wrong about this.; Soiled Meat

System Shock 2 has taught me that Hydroponics is the place you want to visit first.

# ¿ Jun 22, 2017 19:03

Cathode Raymond: Dec 30, 2015; My antenna is telling me that you're probably wrong about this.; Soiled Meat

Just one time I wish Denny would be helpful in some way. Just one time.

Run away.

# ¿ Jun 24, 2017 20:13

Cathode Raymond: Dec 30, 2015; My antenna is telling me that you're probably wrong about this.; Soiled Meat

Yes, it is important to remember to be ethical even in these trying future times. Except when it comes to murdering Denny, which we should do at the next opportunity.

Be honest.

# ¿ Jun 25, 2017 16:51

Cathode Raymond: Dec 30, 2015; My antenna is telling me that you're probably wrong about this.; Soiled Meat

Added Space posted:

This sentence is false

Commence logic bombing until no robots remain.

# ¿ Jun 25, 2017 18:30

Cathode Raymond: Dec 30, 2015; My antenna is telling me that you're probably wrong about this.; Soiled Meat

It's not heads or tails, it's whether your coin toss results are the same or different.

If none of you can pay attention how are we ever going to successfully find and murder Denny :colbert:

My coins landed same side up.

# ¿ Jun 27, 2017 04:08

Cathode Raymond: Dec 30, 2015; My antenna is telling me that you're probably wrong about this.; Soiled Meat

It was a long hard road but we did it. We finally did it.

# ¿ Jun 29, 2017 03:48

Cathode Raymond: Dec 30, 2015; My antenna is telling me that you're probably wrong about this.; Soiled Meat

GeneX posted:

how the heck do we know where any of them live

Echolocation, duh.

Lara.

# ¿ Jul 4, 2017 16:47

Cathode Raymond: Dec 30, 2015; My antenna is telling me that you're probably wrong about this.; Soiled Meat

We will be the first -- but perhaps not the last -- Bat Sciencetist. I mean, Scientist.

# ¿ Jul 5, 2017 23:06

Cathode Raymond: Dec 30, 2015; My antenna is telling me that you're probably wrong about this.; Soiled Meat

This is still the bat book? The horror club kids have always been centuries-old monsters?

Anyway, Mummy.

# ¿ Jul 17, 2017 01:14

Cathode Raymond: Dec 30, 2015; My antenna is telling me that you're probably wrong about this.; Soiled Meat

WrightOfWay posted:

It's the middle of summer. Head left.

Please do be mindful of Southern Hemisphere goons. I am not one, but I am wearing a hoodie for some reason so go right.

# ¿ Jul 18, 2017 04:06

Cathode Raymond: Dec 30, 2015; My antenna is telling me that you're probably wrong about this.; Soiled Meat

Steal the broom. Nothing is more important to adventure game success than gaining inventory items.

# ¿ Jul 19, 2017 00:24

Cathode Raymond: Dec 30, 2015; My antenna is telling me that you're probably wrong about this.; Soiled Meat

Goo too.

# ¿ Jul 23, 2017 04:29

Cathode Raymond: Dec 30, 2015; My antenna is telling me that you're probably wrong about this.; Soiled Meat

I strongly disagree with the kid's extrapolation here.

Eeek can't always have another mask on, I mean come on.

Anyway look for the antidote.

# ¿ Jul 23, 2017 16:35

Cathode Raymond: Dec 30, 2015; My antenna is telling me that you're probably wrong about this.; Soiled Meat

Then Right is what's Left!

# ¿ Jul 25, 2017 00:56

Cathode Raymond: Dec 30, 2015; My antenna is telling me that you're probably wrong about this.; Soiled Meat

I think if the phrase "deadly dust of nightfall" is included in the sleeping spray branding, it's safe to assume it's "sleep" in the sense of "put to sleep"/euthanasia. If it were meant only to render someone unconscious it would say "99% safe*!"

_{*may interact fatally with the following drugs: opioids, barbiturates, benzodiazepines, alcohol, quaaludes}

Anyway, Right was right.

# ¿ Jul 25, 2017 03:09

Cathode Raymond: Dec 30, 2015; My antenna is telling me that you're probably wrong about this.; Soiled Meat

Jeezus this book is ripping us to bits. Sometimes literally.

Surely VR can't hurt us.

# ¿ Jul 26, 2017 00:46

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 08:15

Cathode Raymond: Dec 30, 2015; My antenna is telling me that you're probably wrong about this.; Soiled Meat

Freeze! Dinosaur* vision is based on motion**!

_{*Komodo dragons are not dinosaurs

**Not at all true}

# ¿ Jul 26, 2017 03:48

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