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Commander Keene
Dec 21, 2016

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These books were not written for anyone over the age of about ten.

Man, my younger brother had a ton of Goosebumps books when we were kids. I even remember reading one or two of these.

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Commander Keene
Dec 21, 2016

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I predict page 124.

Commander Keene
Dec 21, 2016

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Um, it's not specifically raining or night here, but it is pretty overcast? I'm not sure what that counts as. drat gamebooks not accounting for literally every possible situation!

Commander Keene
Dec 21, 2016

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Huh, would you look at that. The sun sure does go down real fast this time of year.

Commander Keene
Dec 21, 2016

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I assume magic spells go best when they're long and complicated and not lawyer friendly references to Willy Wonka.

Commander Keene
Dec 21, 2016

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Logic dictates that attempting to fly should be our last course of action. Therefore, genre-savviness dictates it's what we must do now.

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Commander Keene
Dec 21, 2016

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If there's one thing video games have taught me, it's that violence solves everything.

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