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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > NFL June N/V: My name is also Kombucha Violation
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Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president

Ostentatious posted:



:3:

Rules

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 07:31
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Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
 Stop posting pics of my ex being happy with somebody new you monsters

* # ? Jun 2, 2017 00:25
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Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
 I'm gonna need a new av :smith:

* # ? Jun 2, 2017 00:26
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kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

weird Asian candy posted:

This picture makes me happy on my insides

But fried ham makes him happy on his insides

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Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Nah

* # ? Jun 2, 2017 02:01
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Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

weird Asian candy posted:

I can't even imagine that feeling. Like, growing up I was not rich or anything, my parents both worked and I had a good childhood with vacations and always had food, etc. but seeing a $5,000,000 deposit into your bank account has to be :stare:

How does that even work? Can you even deposit that much? lol

I used to get deposits of over 2 mil a month back in the day. :c00l:

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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
And I'm guessing that very night you spent 20 grand on dinner...

...I know you're referring to Won

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SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017

weird Asian candy posted:

Let's check in on Takk who just got his signing bonus...

https://twitter.com/Takk/status/870319043177086977

this guy owns a lot

supposedly the Packers were gonna draft him but the Falcons snapped him up :( and then Ted immediately traded down. Worked out though

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Pops Mgee
Aug 20, 2009

People all over the world,
Join Hands,
Start the Love Train!

Bad Moon posted:

Stop posting pics of my ex being happy with somebody new you monsters
You traded Beastmode for Feastmode you'll be fine. You can even still throw skittles at games.

Also Takk seems like a really cool dude and I hope he does well even though he's on the Falcons.

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Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

weird Asian candy posted:

Let's check in on Takk who just got his signing bonus...

https://twitter.com/Takk/status/870319043177086977

if takk isn't your favorite nfl player just get the gently caress outta here

* # ? Jun 2, 2017 07:14
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BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

 Jets and browns did a trade today.

Imagine being one of those players.

"We've decided to trade you."
Thinking: gently caress yisssss time to play for a real team.
"Youre heading to the jets/browns"
gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress

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dont hate the playa
May 12, 2009
 Player with personality? Not on MY Falcons.

* # ? Jun 2, 2017 09:28
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Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

 https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/870618861497921536

* # ? Jun 2, 2017 13:36
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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!

Ehud posted:

https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/870618861497921536

I've see this movie.

* # ? Jun 2, 2017 13:55
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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
It once again occurred to me that Ted Ginn was drafted over ten years ago at this point...

I feel old.

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MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007

Ostentatious posted:



:3:

Man now I want to be a Raiders fan

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wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
The John Lynch era in San Fran is off to a great start:

https://twitter.com/PhilHecken/status/870652042808840192

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

 Is it going to plow right through the players standing around?

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iospace
Jan 19, 2038

Intruder posted:

Is it going to plow right through the players standing around?

Lynch plays for the Raiders, not the 49ers.

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DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_138p6uzhUk

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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
Which NHL game was it where the fight system was far more complex than the actual hockey?

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ulmont
Sep 15, 2010

IF I EVER MISS VOTING IN AN ELECTION (EVEN AMERICAN IDOL) ,OR HAVE UNPAID PARKING TICKETS, PLEASE TAKE AWAY MY FRANCHISE

FizFashizzle posted:

Which NHL game was it where the fight system was far more complex than the actual hockey?

Blades of Steel for the NES?

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Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer
NHLPA '93 was awesome

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0xemrRYMQw

I was like 10-11 and I remember being like "There's BLOOD in my hockey game?!"

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Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Wayne Gretsky 3d hockey was the best arcade sports game of all time and I'll fight any heathen who says otherwise.

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kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

 Mikey I'm gonna make his head bleed

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Eifert Posting posted:

Wayne Gretsky 3d hockey was the best arcade sports game of all time and I'll fight any heathen who says otherwise.

"Robin Hood and his merry men are up to it again!"

"He scOoRrRes!"

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wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
https://twitter.com/Ravens/status/870714855673745409

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korrandark
Jan 5, 2009

wandler20 posted:

https://twitter.com/Ravens/status/870714855673745409

Please retire.

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No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

 Surprised it took this long.

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weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.
I pitta this fool, he does need to hang em up...

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/870733342752296961

* # ? Jun 2, 2017 21:24
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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
At least it'll let them draft a Gronk next year.

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Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

 yeah it's time to walk away, pitta





take your time

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D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

Mega64 posted:

At least it'll let them draft a Gronk next year.

You mean like Maxx Williams two years ago?

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the mean lunch lady
Jun 24, 2009

went mad at sea
lots were drawn
Kroenke didn't survive
he was delicious
 Never trust a man with two Xs in his name

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No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008

Mega64 posted:

At least it'll let them draft a Gronk next year.
Gronk isn't Shannon Sharpe!!!! THE RAVENS NEED SHANNON SHARPE

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kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

the mean lunch lady posted:

Never trust a man with two Xs in his name

Especially if his name is Maxx.

Saying this based on the only other Maxx I know of.

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weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.
woof

https://twitter.com/yourrightscamp/status/870679109306728448

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Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it
 loving Hell...

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Midnightghoul
Oct 1, 2003

COME ON DON'T BE SCURRED
https://twitter.com/TerezPaylor/status/870785402084278272

hmm

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



 Not even a little surprised (if it was real).

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