NFL June N/V: My name is also Kombucha Violation

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MrSargent: Dec 23, 2003; Sometimes, there's a man, well, he's the man for his time and place. He fits right in there. And that's Jimmy T.

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

I think that just speaks more about how stupid the Bears' FO is then anything to do with Kaep's situation.

You say this as if the Bears are alone in having a dumb FO.

# ? Jun 6, 2017 02:17

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# ? May 3, 2024 02:53

MrLogan: Feb 4, 2004; Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.

a patagonian cavy posted:

that was this year but it ended with Mike loving Glennon getting $16m for his first year, both romo and cutty retiring for TV, and nobody wanting to take a flier on Kaep because he's radioactive

there are maybe, maybe two worthwhile QBs to hit FA every decade and that's peyton and I can't think of who else in the last decade

Cousins, Smith, and Brees is much better than what was available this year.

# ? Jun 6, 2017 02:47

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Oh Gronk. Always Gronking about.

https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/871886770958475264

# ? Jun 6, 2017 03:08

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

Kalli posted:

If you end up with an above average franchise starter then it does not matter how you got there or what you gave up to get it.

So I'll say... Ryan Tannehill good?

Smith is better than Tannehill.

# ? Jun 6, 2017 03:11

latinotwink1997: Jan 2, 2008; Taste my Ball of Hope, foul dragon!

weird Asian candy posted:

Oh Gronk. Always Gronking about.

https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/871886770958475264

Was the thing made of glass? Sounded like something shattering and sorta looks like it too.

# ? Jun 6, 2017 03:22

YOLOsubmarine: Oct 19, 2004; When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

MrLogan posted:

Cousins, Smith, and Brees is much better than what was available this year.

Brees probably won't be a free agent next year unless his arms falls off completely.

# ? Jun 6, 2017 03:43

AsInHowe: Jan 11, 2007; red winged angel

a patagonian cavy posted:

the NFL convincing the Rams to take Sam just because he was gay and not because he was a good football man was funny

That was funny, especially when the various card companies had to make a ton of Michael Sam football cards because the NFL promoted him as a rookie.

# ? Jun 6, 2017 03:52

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

latinotwink1997 posted:

Was the thing made of glass? Sounded like something shattering and sorta looks like it too.

The bouquet was definitely not made out of Dennis Pitta's hip.

# ? Jun 6, 2017 03:55

a patagonian cavy: Jan 12, 2009; UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY

MrLogan posted:

Cousins, Smith, and Brees is much better than what was available this year.

Cousins hasn't hit FA, Smith was traded and Brees was more than a decade ago

# ? Jun 6, 2017 04:03

Gumbel2Gumbel: Apr 28, 2010

Jay Cutler was a FA

# ? Jun 6, 2017 04:06

a patagonian cavy: Jan 12, 2009; UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

Jay Cutler was a FA

I said worthwhile QBs

# ? Jun 6, 2017 04:07

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

a patagonian cavy posted:

Cousins hasn't hit FA, Smith was traded and Brees was more than a decade ago

Next year, doofus

# ? Jun 6, 2017 04:15

Gumbel2Gumbel: Apr 28, 2010

a patagonian cavy posted:

I said worthwhile QBs

You've angered me for the last time

# ? Jun 6, 2017 04:19

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

a patagonian cavy posted:

Cousins hasn't hit FA, Smith was traded and Brees was more than a decade ago

Plus Brees was a huge loving risk when he hit free agency.

# ? Jun 6, 2017 04:26

Ostentatious: Sep 29, 2010

Lol at people buying into the narrative that Kaep wants starter money

# ? Jun 6, 2017 04:55

a patagonian cavy: Jan 12, 2009; UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY

Yeah it's 100% guaranteed he doesn't sign a long term contract or get traded for a huge bounty or get tagged again because the Redskins don't have a better option than to break the bank every year for him

Anyway if you're counting each "class" of FA QBs as a whole this year has been the best in awhile, given Cutler got to a NFCCG and kaep went to a super bowl, not to mention romo who's better than either

# ? Jun 6, 2017 05:12

hifi: Jul 25, 2012

lol pff
https://www.profootballfocus.com/pro-best-player-over-30-years-old-at-every-defensive-position/

quote:

Ndamukong Suh, Miami Dolphins (2016 PFF overall grade: 87.2)

There is very little separating Suh from Calais Campbell, as they have been among the top interior defenders for the better part of this decade. While Suh graded out lower than Campbell in 2016, his consistency earns him the nod here, as he has graded above 86.0 in each of the past five seasons. While Suh had a down year in terms of pass-rushing by his standard, the Miami defender still racked up 57 total pressures, which were tied for the third-most among defensive tackles.

Honorable Mention: Calais Campbell, Jacksonville Jaguars (90.4)

why even do the ratings then? also jesus this offseason is just going to be a billion top 100 lists

# ? Jun 6, 2017 05:27

Chromatic: Jan 21, 2005; You guys ready to hear a satanic song?

kiimo posted:

The moment Mahomes chucks it to Hill in a preseason game for a 60 yard TD

quote:

you're going to have a full blown controversy.

and it's going to be glorious.

# ? Jun 6, 2017 07:30

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003

# ? Jun 6, 2017 07:31

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Intruder posted:

*points*

That's my quarterback!

# ? Jun 6, 2017 08:40

John Brown: Jul 10, 2009

Kalli posted:

If you end up with an above average franchise starter then it does not matter how you got there or what you gave up to get it.

So I'll say... Ryan Tannehill good?

This hints at the old conversation about grading drafts in which most of us concluded that hindsight is bs. You never really now what you're going to get, so whether or not a team gave up too much to get someone should be based on a combo of projection, perceived value, and cost (in picks). It's easy to reflect back and say _ after you know the outcome.

# ? Jun 6, 2017 12:27

Shangri-Law School: Feb 19, 2013

Matthew Stafford is elite.

# ? Jun 6, 2017 14:03

Gumbel2Gumbel: Apr 28, 2010

Intruder posted:

That's pretty cool your sister's tweet got published intruder

Gumbel2Gumbel fucked around with this message at 14:13 on Jun 6, 2017

# ? Jun 6, 2017 14:08

Ice Fist: Jun 20, 2012; ^^ Please send feedback to beefstache911@hotmail.com, this is not a joke that 'stache is the real deal. Serious assessments only. ^^

Intruder posted:

If I didn't know that was a beard I would think it was just a weird extension of his baseball hat that formed a chinstrap so it didn't fall off or something.

# ? Jun 6, 2017 15:30

Acebuckeye13: Nov 2, 2010; If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, crisis counseling and referral services can be accessed by calling
1-800-GAMBLER; Ultra Carp

Lions OT Taylor Decker has shoulder surgery, out indefinitely

:suicide:

# ? Jun 6, 2017 15:58

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

That's pretty cool your sister's tweet got published intruder

owned

# ? Jun 6, 2017 17:11

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Intruder posted:

The other moist rankings:

40: Vic Beasley LB, Falcons

39: Bobby Wagner LB, Seahawks

38: Fletcher Cox DT, Eagles

37: Aqib Talib CB, Broncos

36: Tyreek Hill WR, Chiefs

35: J.J. Watt DE, Texans

34: Kam Chancellor SS, Seahawks

33: Demarco Murray HB, Titans

32: Marcus Peters CB, Chiefs

31: Matthew Stafford QB, Lions

# ? Jun 6, 2017 17:40

Ice Fist: Jun 20, 2012; ^^ Please send feedback to beefstache911@hotmail.com, this is not a joke that 'stache is the real deal. Serious assessments only. ^^

Kalli posted:

35: J.J. Watt DE, Texans

https://twitter.com/JJWatt/status/871903238483783680

Heh

# ? Jun 6, 2017 17:43

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

when is Ryan Tannehill going to make an appearance on this list :confused:

edit nm we haven't reached top 10 yet

# ? Jun 6, 2017 17:49

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

Peters above Talib :thunk:

# ? Jun 6, 2017 18:02

DariusLikewise: Oct 4, 2008; You wore that on Halloween?

lmao no Rams on this poo poo list so far, this team is awful

# ? Jun 6, 2017 18:10

kiimo: Jul 24, 2003

But Peters is better than Talib sooooo

# ? Jun 6, 2017 18:14

Michael Corleone: Mar 30, 2011; by VideoGames

I have suspected since about 80-70 Jamie Collins wasn't going to make the list, now it is official. Joe Thomas will be our only Top 100 player. Bogus list, but next year Myles should get on there barring the Browns curse.

# ? Jun 6, 2017 18:15

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

DariusLikewise posted:

lmao no Rams on this poo poo list so far, this team is awful

Donald's coming I'm sure. Is there anyone else even in the running?

# ? Jun 6, 2017 18:16

kiimo: Jul 24, 2003

Eric Berry and Travis Kelce still coming, the Chiefs might have the most players on this list.

# ? Jun 6, 2017 18:21

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Grittybeard posted:

Donald's coming I'm sure. Is there anyone else even in the running?

I feel like it starts and stops with Donald for the Rams...

# ? Jun 6, 2017 18:22

DariusLikewise: Oct 4, 2008; You wore that on Halloween?

Grittybeard posted:

Donald's coming I'm sure. Is there anyone else even in the running?

I thought maybe Alec Ogletree might make the bottom 50 somewhere, no one else though.

# ? Jun 6, 2017 18:23

Pron on VHS: Nov 14, 2005; Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling

drat the Chiefs have lost Maclin, Dontari Poe, and Jaye Howard this offseason...that's bad

# ? Jun 6, 2017 18:23

kiimo: Jul 24, 2003

Not really?

# ? Jun 6, 2017 18:24

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FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

kiimo posted:

But Peters is better than Talib sooooo

Maybe I'm getting Peters confused with another Chiefs DB since I thought the narrative on him was his tendency to sometimes get burned deep. Talib has largely been a shutdown corner

# ? Jun 6, 2017 18:27

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