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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
I'm OK with not watching NFL games in VR because I'm not ready to poo poo my pants the first time it looks like Suh is going to kill me and not the QB whose view I'm looking at.

That, and I don't have a headset.

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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Silly Burrito posted:

Give me VR Benchcam. Just set it on top of the watercooler or something.

"Oh wow, it's like Brandon Marshall is really talking to me"

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
And I'm guessing that very night you spent 20 grand on dinner...

...I know you're referring to Won

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
While I'm not one of those people who thinks that every slight against a black man is some sort of grand conspiracy (I've got one of those in my timeline, good enough for me), the fact that Kap is still out of a job and Mike loving Glennon got 15 loving million loving dollars a year sure makes it easy for me to believe he's actually being blackballed.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Are we taking bets on what Mixon's first crime he'll be charged with?

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Chromatic posted:

Either Maclin's about to get indicted for the largest collection of child porn ever discovered or the injuries finally caught up to him.

This move makes no sense.

Did you miss the "$10M in cap relief" bit? That's a rather significant amount.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Over the Cap says just over $12M

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Not exactly a real high bar there.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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a patagonian cavy posted:

Cousins hasn't hit FA, Smith was traded and Brees was more than a decade ago

Next year, doofus

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Lies, there's a water cooler just off-camera.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
As much as I'd like to see molten steel poured on the Steelers and the Patriots all thrown in jail for mass killing bald eagles, Native Americans have already suffered enough.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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The difference in announcers between Walker's and Johnson's runs is stark

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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fartknocker posted:

(Youngish) Al Michaels vs (Probably drunk) Pat Summerall.

Herschel and CJ2K (with Gus Johnson), not Bo and Herschel.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Nope:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIsLrvx-g5o

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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iospace posted:

Honestly, probably bandwagoners and people who bought the one with the screen print on (or whatever it is) it and it's starting to flake off.

So... his bastard son?

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

This tweet is actually confusing.

Maclin's choices were "Ravens or Eagles", not "Ravens or Bills" like many thought. Don't see what's confusing there.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
I didn't realize Najeh Davenport played for the Jets

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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I thought we fought a war over being able to own another human being like that.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Coldforge posted:

Both the Cardinals and Seahawks looked like SB contenders in 2014, though (also in 2015, tbh). Wasn't that the year the Chiefs never threw a TD pass to a wideout :shrug:?

That was indeed '14



So many tiny numbers for those WRs

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Eli Wiggum posted:

Titus Young?

Not unless he broke out of prison

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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That video is glorious :allears:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Hmm, kinda thought the Colts would be higher up on that chart. Guessing their D didn't really allow them much separation.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Article seems a bit hyperbolic, but I did enjoy this line:

quote:

The existential worry here is not about bad football; you’re going to get that with the Jets whether it’s intentional or not.

The writer seems to really hate the Jets...or is a long-suffering fan, not sure which.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
The darkest timeline

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
With a league average QB, no.

Curtis Painter/corpse of Kerry Collins were definitely not that.

Relevant/I love this quote:


Ron Jaworski posted:

As we watched, we were surprised to see Manning taking virtually all the reps in the session.  Jon [Gruden] asked Tom [Moore, the Colts offensive coordinator,] why he wasn’t giving some snaps to Peyton’s backups…He looked at us both in the eye, paused for a moment, then said in that gravelly voice of his, “Fellas, if ‘18’ goes down, we’re hosed.  And we don’t practice hosed.”

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Said Goon GM will have that team's fans crucify him on sight for drafting 12 straight OL though.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Are we still allowed to post stuff about Tebow's baseball career here?

https://twitter.com/DarenStoltzfus/status/876254604354355200

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
So that's where the inspiration for the beginning of Last Boy Scout came from.

In all seriousness though, :stare: :stare: :stare:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Kalli posted:

I'd live like a 20% classier Frank Reynolds if I was rich.

So...24K toe knife? Scarfing down Fancy Feast after huffing paint before you go to bed each night? 2 bangmaids?

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
He dead

I've been curious to see a CAFL game, but I've never been over there at the right time. Wonder how much worse than it'd be than the one year I spent watching the Portland Thunder...

...thinking of them got me going on one my many many Wikipedia sojourns, where this caught my eye:

"Colt Lylera's Wikipedia page posted:

Colt Keliikoa Lyerla (born November 13, 1992) is an American arena football wide receiver and convicted felon.

Way to not bury the lede there.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Not even Bortles' mom is high on the Jags.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Geography is hard

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Mods please change my name to "kombucha violation"

Don't actually do this

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Thanks mod who changed the thread title and not my name.

Dubious posted:

a wild Lokey snipe appears

Been a while since I got new page.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Grittybeard posted:

Remind me of some of the poo poo Dan Campbell did for that one month everyone was in love with him.

Besides "being better than Joe Philbin"?

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Should've had a bottle of kombucha on you then :colbert:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Same reason Richard Sherman got away with blaming Adderall

gently caress if I know how he got away with that one

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

For reference apparently Bill Burr had the least offensive comments

The only way I'd believe this is if it was a Klan rally.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Eli Wiggum posted:

They become what the Niners currently are

Not unless Belichick leaves at the same time and takes his pact with Satan with him.

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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Prices heavily discounted to make up for the fact that you're sitting in a giant anus.

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