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i go out and catch jobs with a tiny net and then ship them to my friends who live in places with no jobs
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i recommend that you try to follow a job for a little bit as t hey always travel into the wind and can smell your desperation
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Jun 1, 2017 20:46
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my state has the highest job export rates
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Jun 1, 2017 20:48
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get me a job sucking dick for free please
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Jun 1, 2017 20:48
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*at the job warehouse* you: "woah, where is that job going?" me: "green climate fund"
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Jun 1, 2017 20:57
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*poof*
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Jun 1, 2017 20:57
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You work at a job warehouse too?! Can you believe Trump is all "BRING BACK COAL" I've never seen that job (my supervisor has) but I know it's so nasty we have to keep it in the freezer just to keep it from stinking up the place
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Jun 1, 2017 22:02
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it's best if you shoot jobs through the heart for a clean kill. but sometimes you have to follow them for a bit as they bleed out
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Jun 2, 2017 07:04
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people who work three or four jobs are greedy, leave some jobs for the rest of us
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Jun 2, 2017 17:30
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I'm a job creator. Suck my dick while tonguing my rear end and maybe I'll make a job for you to hunt.
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Jun 2, 2017 21:51
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personally, i prefer job catch and release
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Jun 2, 2017 21:53
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do you have to buy your own bottles or are those provided
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Jun 2, 2017 22:00
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i'm a job creationist each job was created by god 6000 years ago
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Starshark posted:I'm a job creator. Suck my dick while tonguing my rear end and maybe I'll make a job for you to hunt. rude
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Jun 3, 2017 07:20
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 but for milfs
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Jun 3, 2017 08:03
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im a job gatherer. i pluck jobs off bushes and trees. speaking of trees, you can just get blazed all day since you don't gotta run all around like the job hunters. total bonus.
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Jun 3, 2017 08:06
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little did early man know, however, that thousands of years in the future, jobs would be grown on large corporate jobfarms, processed by machines and immigrants, then radiation sanitized and transported thousands of miles by rolling and even flying machines, overnight. we have come far from simple job hunters running down jobs on the african savannah, that much is certain. there are some economists and job rights activists who make solid arguments about the sustainability and morality of job consumption in the modern world, but nonetheless the primal need to hunt and consume the warm bloody flesh of a freshly killed job is buried in every human.
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Jun 3, 2017 08:20
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I'm a Jeb! hunter!
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Jun 3, 2017 09:01
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i'm a job scavenger. you might assume that my impressive size and natural weaponry are for hunting and killing jobs, they are actually for scaring off smaller workers from a job and for competing over territory with other scavengers
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Jun 3, 2017 10:23
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MaxxBot posted:I'm a Jeb! hunter! please trap
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Jun 3, 2017 13:53
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i'm the runt of my job hunter litter, i'm lucky to get regular three-month temp positions
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Jun 3, 2017 21:26
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the real catch is a job creator i've got one caged up in my barn, puts out 5 jobs on a good day
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Jun 3, 2017 21:29
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Retail Job, the most dangerous game.
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Jun 3, 2017 22:10
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LOL at all the people hunting for jobs when those Reagan Era Tax Cuts are going start raining wealth on me any moment now.
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Jun 3, 2017 22:16
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I work from home
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Jun 3, 2017 22:56
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I dream of bringing extinct jobs back to life. Welcome, to blockbuster park.
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Jun 4, 2017 01:17
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I'm a Jeb! hunter. Please crap.
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Jun 4, 2017 01:30
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does there remain even a single job in the category of posting not well
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Jun 4, 2017 02:56
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Zeris posted:does there remain even a single job in the category of posting not well Shitposting, like writing pieces on medium, is a vocation, not a job, and as such you can't expect to be paid for it.
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Good luck on the job hunt, America is already at Full Employment.quote:The headline numbers for April are terrific. The economy added 211,000 jobs in April, and the unemployment rate fell to 4.4 percent. That is not just the lowest jobless rate in a decade; it also matches the lowest level reached during the mid-2000s expansion. The last time it was lower was May 2001, 16 full years ago.
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Jun 5, 2017 07:38
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it's a hard life as a job miner
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Jun 5, 2017 07:39
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[extremely David Attenborough] We see a young job, hoarding its CEO for the winter...
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Jun 5, 2017 07:52
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Zeris posted:does there remain even a single job in the category of posting not well Only during the DNC primaries.
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Jun 5, 2017 09:30
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i was looking for a job and then i found a job/ and heaven knows, im miserable now
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Jun 5, 2017 12:23
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I was looking for a job, but then Obama gave me a free Obamaphone and healthcare so now I just vote democrat and play the knockout game
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Jun 5, 2017 13:11
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my people are nomadic, we follow the great job herds on their seasonal migratory routes. it is a way of life.
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Jun 5, 2017 18:13
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Hunting for one job at a time? weak. I use the wonders of automation to kill whole herds of them.
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Jun 5, 2017 23:12
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Lamebot posted:Hunting for one job at a time? weak. I use the wonders of automation to kill whole herds of them. our jobs are 100% all natural, taken with care, humanely, after a long good life free in the wild
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Jun 5, 2017 23:25
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Job is murder. I changed my lifestyle and now I'm on an all natural job substitute.
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I wish jeb bush were able to create jobs, but his ineffective concupiscence for improving america lost him this great election.
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