Auspol June: It's Time for Sodomy

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Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

http://www.smh.com.au/sport/tennis/after-the-serves-its-now-a-court-of-disputed-returns-20170602-gwjjzn.html

The gently caress is this

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Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

http://www.smh.com.au/nsw/inside-the-greyhound-export-racket-ringleaders-found-guilty-of-464-charges-20170602-gwiy5s.html

Good loving work NSW Labor you fuckwits

# ¿ Jun 4, 2017 05:00

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

The Labor senator Sam Dastyari contradicted Labor party policy on the South China Sea a day after influential Chinese billionaire Huang Xiangmo threatened to withdraw a promised $400,000 donation to the party, Four Corners has alleged.

The program, by Faifax’s Nick McKenzie, reports that Huang took exception to comments made by the then Labor defence shadow, Stephen Conroy, that Australia’s defence force should be able to conduct freedom of navigation operations in the disputed area.

After Huang threatened to cancel the donation, Dastyari told the Chinese mediathat Australia shouldn’t interfere with China’s activities in the South China Sea. When the comments were reported, Dastyari denied he had split with the party on the policy, saying he wasn’t responsible for the way it was reported.

# ¿ Jun 6, 2017 00:09

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Bogan King posted:

Melbourne dude was apparently yelling that it was for both IS and AQ. Given that those two are at full blown war with each other it is highly unlikely that he was doing anything other than being crazy and yelling edgy stuff. Every edgelorde flipping out is going to be pulling this sort of poo poo for years so don't read much into it.

Looks like is crazy but IS right to take credit

quote:

Attack may have been inspired by Islamic State

It is understood a recent edition of the IS magazine Dabiq urged followers to take a prostitute hostage to start a protracted siege designed to engage special force police in a gunfight that with end in "martyrdom".

It is understood Khayre yesterday cut off his parole GPS security ankle bracelet to avoid having his movements monitored.

One of the police received 18 pellet wounds to his head and neck while another suffered a finger injury.

Give stupid people instructions and they will follow them and the internet gives access to a lot of stupid people.

# ¿ Jun 6, 2017 00:12

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

https://twitter.com/NearyTy_9/status/872360086508896256

# ¿ Jun 8, 2017 10:22

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

ModernMajorGeneral posted:

the21stcenturyleft.txt

Psychologically it is a problem of a UBI. People need and desire purpose and have been conditioned to find purpose through work. Taking away peoples work for the same pay has been found in hypotheticals to leave people unsatisfied and without direction - they want to work.

This is countered that the B is Basic and further money can be obtained thrpigh work but the places this question has been run have been for example dying coal towns where there is no work and all they know is gone which is why a UBI is a consideration at all.

It is a serious conundrum.

# ¿ Jun 9, 2017 02:49

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

https://twitter.com/theprojecttv/status/872757635430309888

This is the dumbest of things.

# ¿ Jun 9, 2017 04:18

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

JBP posted:

Is she being coached off screen? What a shitshow.

I'd hope a coach would know who Rosie Batty is and know not to touch that nerve.

# ¿ Jun 9, 2017 04:36

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

aejix posted:

Is... is Murdoch's empire finally losing it's ability to successfully direct people to vote against their own interests*? Could this be the tipping point where enough people have finally just completely tuned all of his loving shitrags out?

I always assumed we'd have to wait for that walking amalgamation of scrotum skin to take his rightful place in a grave before his empire would devour itself but maybe... just maybe one can dream.

_{*offer not valid in the USA}

Still think that it was Trump that ended the worlds flirtation with fascism. America died so we could live.

# ¿ Jun 9, 2017 05:30

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJVROcKFnBQ

# ¿ Jun 9, 2017 07:08

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Zenithe posted:

Hey, that was a joke from Blackadder

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2MQEYrjmZs

# ¿ Jun 9, 2017 07:12

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Bogan King posted:

https://twitter.com/latikambourke/status/873102575897255940

Seen some long bows in my day...

also doesn't help the defence of her I had in the other thread if this is a hill she wants to die on, turn INTO the skid

# ¿ Jun 9, 2017 10:24

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

http://www.smh.com.au/money/planning/the-property-market-is-taking-a-breather-not-falling-off-a-cliff-20170608-gwng61.html

The property market is taking a breather, not falling off a cliff

Mark Bouris is the executive chairman of Yellow Brick Road.

# ¿ Jun 11, 2017 04:27

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

iajanus posted:

As if I support any Brisbane teams. Them's fighting words.

As if supporting Brisbane is worse than ever supporting the Roosters.

# ¿ Jun 11, 2017 09:33

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

X13Fen posted:

A literal idea from Rob Stitch's 2005 show, The Hollowmen

We shouldn't overlook for a long period Julia Gillard's plans involved building giant underground caves for catching the chemicals. It was an inverse space elevator.

# ¿ Jun 13, 2017 16:47

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Channel Ten has been forced to go into voluntary administration after its billionaire shareholders told it on the weekend they would no longer guarantee a key loan.

# ¿ Jun 14, 2017 02:58

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

kirbysuperstar posted:

Terrible person who eats at Oporto checking in

Oporto big Bondi burgers (with extra chilli) are the best of chicken burgers

# ¿ Jun 14, 2017 14:15

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

bandaid.friend posted:

There isn't a single Red Rooster within, north or east of Sydney CBD can you believe this

Yes

It is a good thing

# ¿ Jun 14, 2017 14:40

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Cleretic posted:

KFC was always my lovely Fast-Food Place Of Choice, and over time I've slowly come to the conclusion this may be a personal flaw of some kind.

I mean, none of them are great, and I was certainly never claiming KFC as a good dinner. But my favorite of all possible fast food chains is the one almost universally considered the worst, which can't be anything but proof that I've got poor taste.

KFC is and always will be great and its love is unironic. Also you can get hot n spicy all year round at the one on George St. Plus KFC chips are best fast food chips.

# ¿ Jun 14, 2017 14:57

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Starshark posted:

In other Auspol developments, Pizza Hut is better than Dominos.

Starshark posted:

(I don't actually know the answer to this, I'm a vegetarian)

# ¿ Jun 14, 2017 15:28

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Anyone in inner Sydney has access to Crust, and lets not get into Manoosh.

# ¿ Jun 14, 2017 16:26

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Pineapple and beetroot should neither be on burgers nor on pizza nor any other food stuff.

# ¿ Jun 15, 2017 03:51

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Reminder Joe Hildebrand is a dickhead

http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/movies/why-ban-a-film-just-because-we-dont-agree/news-story/4f50f7d8d494d60decbbbc203b08cd04

# ¿ Jun 15, 2017 15:05

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Bogan King posted:

Craig is notably the only Liberal who is really an idealist for classical Liberalism. He's for Palestine, refugees, the ABC, not changing the racial discrimination act, and while personally for religious beliefs for same sex marriage would always vote for it.

No doubt Abbott loathes the main as a traitor.

# ¿ Jun 16, 2017 02:37

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

http://www.smh.com.au/comment/labor-must-not-misinterpret-jeremy-corbyns-failure-as-success-20170615-gwroc2.html

loving lol

# ¿ Jun 16, 2017 04:15

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

MysticalMachineGun posted:

These are some serious allegations and I think Triple J is right not to publish/cover stuff based on some Facebook posts

Wouldn't be the first time. See PWR BTTM.

https://www.facebook.com/TheHardAches/posts/1422637164456656

# ¿ Jun 17, 2017 09:02

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

http://www.smh.com.au/lifestyle/new...616-gwsmld.html

To start with, Mark* seemed unremarkable in the extreme. He had a full-time job and a girlfriend. And if you happened to pass him on the street or in the supermarket, nothing would grab your attention. You likely wouldn't recall his slightly awkward manner. Outwardly, there was nothing to suggest he was a highly organised, and dangerous troll.

The first time I hit the button on my digital recorder back in 2015, after he agreed to an interview, naivety reigned. I wasn't even afraid.

Before long though, a deep unease was washing over me. Mark was – and is – far more dangerous than I'd imagined a troll possibly could be.

During that first interview, he revealed himself as a member of a powerful, international trolling syndicate. The group systematically goes after people and tries to ruin their lives. They try to get people fired. They take part in swatting. They try to incite vulnerable people to harm themselves. Mark openly admits targeting people with autism and those with mental illnesses.

"Some people should kill themselves because they're generally pieces of poo poo," Mark says.

He tells me about trolling rape victims and the Facebook memorial pages of those who have died by suicide. He gives me the example of attacking the page of a young girl who was killed by a train. He tries and succeeds to upset her loved ones by calling her a "train hugger".

"If it's a page of someone who's died, you're going to get an emotional reaction," he says.

# ¿ Jun 18, 2017 01:58

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Despite posting revenge porn, telling rape victims they "deserve" it and doxing (publishing personal documents online) women, Mark says he's not misogynistic and actually prefers to troll men.

"I knew you were going to get into this," he says when I press him on the issue, "you've got an agenda."

Sometimes, Mark says, he examines my social media feeds and reads my published articles. On the attack, he asks me: "Do you really believe the poo poo you write?"

And then a few seconds later: "You're stuck in your social justice bubble and you can't see the truth.

"There's a big, big culture of cyberhate against men. Especially white men. Like I have less rights than you because I'm white and male."

That's right. In all of this mess, Mark sees himself as a target.

# ¿ Jun 18, 2017 02:01

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Clive Palmer has defended taking his family and friends on an expensive Mediterranean cruise a month after complaining of health problems during a court hearing.

The former federal MP appeared at a federal court hearing in Brisbane in May clutching a vomit bag and using a breathing apparatus and a pillow while giving evidence to liquidators of his Queensland Nickel company.

Photos emerged on Monday showing Palmer and his family boarding the 24-day, $10,000-a-head cruise in Spain.

# ¿ Jun 19, 2017 07:39

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Brown Paper Bag posted:

Also, more hosed up poo poo: http://junkee.com/triple-j-unearthed-winners-pulled-splendour-allegations-sexual-assault/108870

The 2017 JJJ unearthed winner are pulling out of festivals because of sexual assault allegations against the lead singer.

The guitarist has quit and is donating all her money to charity

https://www.pedestrian.tv/news/music/the-football-clubs-guitarist-quits-amid-assault-al/5d6744df-e639-4b77-b780-8aaca7b0311b.htm

# ¿ Jun 19, 2017 17:05

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Meanwhile in NSW

Greyhound trainers continued to give their dogs arsenic, cocaine and cobalt in the eight months after the New South Wales government reversed its ban.

Twenty trainers have been charged and convicted of offences involving prohibited substances by Greyhound Racing NSW since mid-October, stewards reports show. Their punishments have ranged from small fines of $625 to 12-month suspensions.

In one case, trainer Sonia Kempshall was fined $750 after three of her dogs were found with arsenic in their system. Those dogs have collectively won more than $60,000 in prize money.

# ¿ Jun 20, 2017 08:31

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Macquarie Bank executives drug colleague with valium and laxatives

:itwaspoo:

http://www.smh.com.au/business/markets/macquarie-bankers-drug-colleague-with-valium-and-laxatives-20170621-gwvb8e.html

# ¿ Jun 21, 2017 09:19

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Mr Rosenbaum, who continues to work in the stockbroking industry, wrote in the email: "...Chilean style, don't fark with me, u end up down the rabbit hole".

# ¿ Jun 21, 2017 09:22

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Australian Taxation Office deputy commissioner Michael Cranston allegedly told his son how to avoid being prosecuted for tax fraud, saying he could "mount a good case" for his eldest child that may throw investigators off.

Mr Cranston, 57, is captured in phone intercepts allegedly suggesting that Adam Cranston should tell a judge that he is not "the real director" of the fraudulent scheme's parent company and canvassing the possibility his son may be pursued for "unexplained wealth".

# ¿ Jun 21, 2017 14:03

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

http://www.smh.com.au/federal-polit...621-gww0k6.html

Too long to copy paste but an in depth article on Communist Chinese influence on the Liberal side pretty much just going head first in "both parties are being very tainted by foreign Chinese largesse and noney for positions".

# ¿ Jun 22, 2017 01:09

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Anyone got a run down on the split in the Greens over Gonski 2? As in who was on what side. Its turned out to be a political failure because of this fight that served no purpose.

# ¿ Jun 22, 2017 01:21

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

So anyone got the details? Only thing i can find is NSW Greens are aligned with the teachers union so took hardline stance because its the loving NSW Greens and they should be expelled.

Solemn Sloth posted:

Because the communist party of Australia ain't getting elected anytime soon

Just remember the NSW Greens are the communist branch and god help anyone supporting that.

# ¿ Jun 22, 2017 01:53

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

JBP posted:

posted from my iPhone

Made in Communist China

# ¿ Jun 22, 2017 02:21

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

https://twitter.com/brutofficiel/status/877589807182077952

# ¿ Jun 22, 2017 02:34

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 06:14

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Zenithe posted:

I think this is supposed to be comedy? It's actually quite hard to tell if it is or isn't though, so it's either a poo poo opinion piece or a worse piece of comedy.

The writer is a satirist but thats pretty lovely satire

# ¿ Jun 22, 2017 02:44

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