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HookShot
Dec 26, 2005
Ahh I assumed it was some kind of Magic: The Gathering thing.

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HookShot
Dec 26, 2005

JBP posted:

Hi HookShot nice to see ur still posting bud.
You too! I haven't looked at Auspol in like years but I saw the last poster was JBP and I was like "could it be???"

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005

JBP posted:

I forgot my password and Lowtax never replied to my repeated emails for help.
Worked out for him, he got an extra tenner I guess!

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005
Pineapple on burgers and pizza any other opinion is wrong and trash.

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005

You Am I posted:

You're not even Australian why are we giving you any time.

Why don't you go and fight Trump about it?


Yoplait is French for Yoghurt

Because my country, where it is completely unacceptable to mis-translate a company name, is the glorious God-blessed nation where putting pineapple on a pizza was invented, and it is my right, nay, my responsibility, to travel the forums and spread the gospel of pineapple pizza so even savage Australians can see the light.

I'm basically pizza Jesus.

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005

Cartoon posted:

So full of poo poo then.

I condemn thee to hell, where all pizza has anchovies! And there are no vegan options!

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005

GoldStandardConure posted:

hookshot come to perth and get pineapple pizza at theo & co, the best pizza in the world

Will it beat the pizza I had my first night in Rome that was topped with French fries and sliced hot dogs?

I came back to the apartment with it and mr hookshot was like wtf is wrong with you but it was p good

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005

Cartoon posted:

Devil's don't count as meat. Checkmate Jezzas

Fine, also the crusts are burnt then :colbert:

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005

In that case it's a solid maybe!

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005

iajanus posted:

I believe that is heaven.

You're also going to pizza hell, but your pizza hell is being told by the Eagle Boys' automated system that they don't recognize your suburb forever so you never get pizza.

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005

Zenithe posted:

Thread sounds like it needs to go over this excellent thread Post the worst pizza ever in this thread : The Return

Haha you linked to GBS!!! Loser!!!

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005

Blow posted:

:lol: the other Aus thread in GBS is far superior to this one. You wanna know why? 'Cos we don't talk about politics.

You're right the thread with a dude who likes to shove things up his cock is definitely far superior to this one.

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005
As a woman, I think Mia Freedman is a shithead, irrespective of her vagina-having status.

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005

JBP posted:

All of my female friends perceive her as a politically clueless mums and bubs wanker. Then again I think Clementine Ford is Andrew Bolt for girls so maybe I should get on the Mia train.

Most media personalities in Australia (and everywhere, really) seem to be graded along a scale of "well there certainly is worse out there" and it's when you reach the end of that line and there isn't any worse that you go "oh poo poo this person is a true turd of a human being"

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005

Hobo Erotica posted:

Citation loving needed you mansplaining buffoon

http://www.smh.com.au/entertainment/tv-and-radio/mia-freedman-criticised-for-comparing-gay-people-to-paedophiles-20141016-117dvl.html

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005

Hobo Erotica posted:

Citation loving needed you mansplaining buffoon

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/en...45ffa65c3275402

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005
And of course this gem:

http://www.sbs.com.au/news/article/2016/05/06/mamamia-defends-10000-charity-auction-priceless-unpaid-internship

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005
Anidav when we had a forest fire here a couple of years ago that was about 50km away, we couldn't see the sun at all for three days. The air quality markers said that it was 14 times worse than an average day in Beijing.

I just could not live in that kind of smoggy area. I like breathing too much.

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005

QUACKTASTIC posted:



Had to take time off work due to allergies

Haha I remember that happening.

The air when we had the fires was actually worse than that. But yeah, there's nothing quite like feeling deposits from the air building up and depositing in your throat just from breathing.

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005

QUACKTASTIC posted:

Also, crunchy breath.

yes!

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005

iajanus posted:

I was doing shift work when that happened and woke up mid peak-redness. Thought the apocalypse was happening for a bit.

I'd been working in a windowless office for like three hours and was going "hmmm the air feels a bit weird" then got up to go get lunch, walked outside and :stare:

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005
Well gently caress someone tell gaspy he isn't getting a secret santa gift this year.

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005

JBP posted:

News.com.au have run a story about some NSW Young Greens rapist. Does anyone know why he wasn't kicked out when it was first reported to the party?

The story is loving awful, but doesn't surprise me one bit given the number of brocialist with a market solution twist dickheads there are clicking like on progressive things these days.

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/re...0724c085a9768e9

Also I can't find it now because I can't remember who posted it on Facebook, but then the NSW Greens put out a statement or article or something NAMING THE VICTIM IN THE HEADLINE, and nothing about the rapist.

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005

Kafka Syrup posted:

It was an official Greens NSW Twitter post but it was pulled down like three hours later after people called them out for naming the victim but not the perpetrator. And everything in the media statement was covering their own asses and rewriting history to make it sound like they acted swiftly and decisively.

That was it, thank you!

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005
No, Facebook, this is definitely not a video I like.

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005

open24hours posted:

What does the Chinese text say?

The second last character is "ren" which means "man" but the character for China isn't there and that's the extent of my ability to read Chinese.

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005

JBP posted:

Bounce back comment from a finance friend re the power of the universe:

"This person should be in jail and there may very well be grounds for it given what I'm reading is financial advice."

That dumb poo poo isn't even a new idea, it's like one of the main concepts in Rich Dad Poor Dad except somehow that dumb poo poo article managed to turn it into a cross between real advice and The Secret and it's just so loving stupid I cannot even.


edit: I think it might be Richest man in Babylon but gently caress the point is the same.

HookShot fucked around with this message at 05:22 on Jun 28, 2017

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005
Kynan should be taken away from his parents based on the spelling of his name alone.

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Will one of you lazy bludgers make the July thread before I report you to your JSA?

DIBS

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HookShot
Dec 26, 2005
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