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Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
I am reading GBS

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extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
i wonder what portion of people finish a james joyce novel and then what portion of those people have to pretend they loved it based on the time they invested

Jim Barris
Aug 13, 2009

extra stout posted:

i wonder what portion of people finish a james joyce novel and then what portion of those people have to pretend they loved it based on the time they invested
I think it depends on whether their first crack at a Joyce novel was Ulysses or not.

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009
Gene Wolfe's Book of the New Sun.

Finally getting around to it.

cap-n-crunch
Dec 29, 2008

A garden of modest ambition.

Space Taxi posted:

Hairy vaginas are not ok.

A nice trimmed bush is my kink, but whats not okay is the way 80's Hustler always shot women stretching their pussy lips open into a cavernous gap that looked like the Sarlacc Pit with inflamed tonsils.

I am reading Perdido Street Station by China Mieville. It reminds me of earlier Clive Barker but steampunky.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Jim Barris posted:

I think it depends on whether their first crack at a Joyce novel was Ulysses or not.

more like finegans asleep

Sensual Simian
Jun 7, 2004

summer jorts
Hint Fiction: An Anthology of Stories in 25 Words or Fewer

Jim Barris
Aug 13, 2009

Orkin Mang posted:

more like finegans asleep

lol, right? Dubliners is good, though.

Intrinsic Field Marshal
Sep 6, 2014

by SA Support Robot
My fathers suicide note

1000 Sweaty Rikers
Oct 13, 2005

re-reading Dune by Frank Herbet again. so loving good.

Intrinsic Field Marshal
Sep 6, 2014

by SA Support Robot

Tace Vim posted:

re-reading Dune by Frank Herbet again. so loving good.

It turns out fear isn't the mindkiller. Its a 9mm bullet.

Or alzheimer's

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Jim Barris posted:

lol, right? Dubliners is good, though.

yeah, short stories. the dead is good. i will never read ulysses again though, and i will never start finnegans wake. if im going to spend time deciphering code, id rather it be the bible, where real events are at stake. not waste it on a book by a guy obsessed with farts

Jim Barris
Aug 13, 2009

Orkin Mang posted:

yeah, short stories. the dead is good. i will never read ulysses again though, and i will never start finnegans wake. if im going to spend time deciphering code, id rather it be the bible, where real events are at stake. not waste it on a book by a guy obsessed with farts
I forget the title of the story but I like the one where the old man talks to kid joyce for a bit then excuses himself to go jerk off. I'm pretty sure Ulysses is just a mean prank they play on lit post-grads and not an actual novel. Someone told me it was banned for pornographic content so of course I read the whole thing when I was 12 hoping to get some quality descriptions of touching titties. Very disappointing experience all around.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

phallocentriloquist posted:

Hint Fiction: An Anthology of Stories in 25 Words or Fewer



ah man idk bout this one

Nic Cage dick cage
Jun 23, 2009

Lipstick Apathy
I am reading

Space Taxi
Oct 31, 2016

phallocentriloquist posted:

Hint Fiction: An Anthology of Stories in 25 Words or Fewer

More like lazy fiction.

Jim Barris
Aug 13, 2009
that's a first edition, isn't it. Must of set ya back a couple bucks. I've never had the pleasure of reading it.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Jim Barris posted:

I forget the title of the story but I like the one where the old man talks to kid joyce for a bit then excuses himself to go jerk off. I'm pretty sure Ulysses is just a mean prank they play on lit post-grads and not an actual novel. Someone told me it was banned for pornographic content so of course I read the whole thing when I was 12 hoping to get some quality descriptions of touching titties. Very disappointing experience all around.

dude just made up words and used them without any explanation of their meaning. i'm still a little bitter about wasting time on ulysses 20 years later.

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!
I'm on the home stretch of People's History of the United States

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
but yeah, i'm just reading a dumb fantasy book.

Sensual Simian
Jun 7, 2004

summer jorts

a bone to pick posted:

ah man idk bout this one

What do you mean? Like, literary-value isn't there or you just don't enjoy flash fiction? I've been interested in it for the past few weeks and some of them are very good, I'd say 30% of the stories are decent.

Sensual Simian
Jun 7, 2004

summer jorts

Space Taxi posted:

More like lazy fiction.

Length of story is not correlative to effort or quality:

https://harpers.org/wp-content/uploads/HarpersMagazine-1989-09-0059029.pdf

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
Reading the culture series which I like a lot and I even liked player of games despite the really funny post satirizing it.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

phallocentriloquist posted:

I'd say 30% of the stories are decent.

that's not a good sign to me, but everyone enjoys their own thing. I've read Spider-Man novels in the past so whatever

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Smythe posted:

Reading the culture series which I like a lot and I even liked player of games despite the really funny post satirizing it.

what funny post? i read that book last month.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Smythe posted:

Reading the culture series which I like a lot and I even liked player of games despite the really funny post satirizing it.

the cadence of this post is atrocious. theres no rhythm at all. im reading atlas shrugged at the moment. i dont agree with the message, but its like ulysses, where the prose is exquisite but the story is only of secondary interest.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Smythe posted:

Reading the culture series which I like a lot and I even liked player of games despite the really funny post satirizing it.

Player of Games is pretty decent, especially towards the second half.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Im illiterate

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

what funny post? i read that book last month.

quote:

Gurgeh stared at the space chess. He considered moving the space king over to the space rook, but then he didn't. Instead, he moved it to the right. He nodded. The robot flew over, and said something bitchy. Gurgeh chuckled, then sighed. "Robot," he said, "please fly away." The robot made a light from his head and then he flew away.

Gurgeh stared at the board. He reflected that the best games were the games that were so hard. And that what this game was. Where would he move the space piece next?

"Well, Gurgeh!" harrumphed the space alien. "Perhaps now you see that the game is so hard?" Gurgeh nodded. The game was so hard. That night, he thought about the space board. He glanded a drug that made the game less hard, but even then, it was still so hard. Gurgeh was immortal and rich, but still he didn't want to lose, because it would be better to win. But the game was so hard.

The robot flew over. "Gurgeh!" said the robot. If you don't win, there will be a space murder, and maybe a space rape!" Gurgeh was appalled. "I must win the space game," he said. He sighed.

The next day, the alien bragged: "I will win the space game! I am the best at winning the space game!" Gurgeh sighed. But then Gurgeh saw what he would do: instead of moving the space piece to the left, he would move it forward. The alien was so surprised. "But... but the game is supposed to be so hard!" But Gurgeh was very smart. He moved the piece again, and in a way that was so smart.

"NOOOOO," shouted the space alien. Gurgeh had made the best move. He had made the best space move. The robot congratulated him, and the girl wanted to have sex with him. "Well," thought Gurgeh, "I will have sex with her. I am, after all... THE PLAYER OF GAMES."

Old Story
Jun 2, 2006

Oven Wrangler
i decided to reread Stephen King's It for nostalgia reasons and im really uncomfortable with the constant sexualizing of this 11 year old girl

also she gets gangbanged by 6 other 11 year olds. Books weird

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
that is a very accurate summary

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Haha. Seems a bit too much of an oversimplification, like describing Lord of the Rings as "dumb midget loses a gold ring".

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
i rly like when reading look to windward when the big floating blob creatures talked in the biiigg slllooowwww voooiiiccceee of the eternity, reading it, in that voice.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
theres a bit from mill on the floss i memorised but i enver finsished the book. quote what novelty is worth the sweet monotony of knowing something, and loving something because it is known. the woman who wrote that looked like oscar wilde. very butch. the curls just made it worse

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Colonel Cancer posted:

Haha. Seems a bit too much of an oversimplification, like describing Lord of the Rings as "dumb midget loses a gold ring".

for all that the book was completely focused on the dude and the game neither was very important to much of anything. i think i like the endings of culture books way more than the rest of them.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
cranking my hog to the memory of that scene in the tatooine cantina-esque place when that amazon babe killed the dwarf by drowning him in a floating cube of mud and then chopping his dead dick off

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

for all that the book was completely focused on the dude and the game neither was very important to much of anything. i think i like the endings of culture books way more than the rest of them.

I dunno, it was pretty important to the protagonist. I feel like Iain Banks first came up with the idea of an overcomplicated game reflecting the society at a fundamental level, and then actually tacked on the story with the whole blackmail plot. Gurgeh wasn't a particularly interesting character, but the underlying concept was pretty cool.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Smythe posted:

cranking my hog to the memory of that scene in the tatooine cantina-esque place when that amazon babe killed the dwarf by drowning him in a floating cube of mud and then chopping his dead dick off

have u considered changing the gbs name to 'gbs: a floating cube of mud and then chopping his dead dick off'? it has a cadence i think apposite. thats a word i learned that means appropriate, or 'apt' for the vulgar erasmian tradents among us haha

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Orkin Mang posted:

have u considered changing the gbs name to 'gbs: a floating cube of mud and then chopping his dead dick off'? it has a cadence i think apposite. thats a word i learned that means appropriate, or 'apt' for the vulgar erasmian tradents among us haha

That lacks gravitas.

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Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

I'm reading a book on ancient greek religious practice and one about body building.

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