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Junpei
Oct 4, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 11 years!
You know, I'm starting to regret making the topic title "gently caress you, I'm a dragon". If I hadn't, maybe I'd have you guys be actually making choices instead of snapping angrily at the narrator for perceived slights.

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Rebonack7
Aug 27, 2015



Fine, let's throw the narrator a bone. We're green.

Scaly Haylie
Dec 25, 2004

We are red in the scales from all this shouting that you only brought upon yourself.

Sindai
Jan 24, 2007
i want to achieve immortality through not dying
Iridescent.

ZeeToo
Feb 20, 2008

I'm a kitty!
We are definitely the most specialest of Iridescent dragons.

Junpei
Oct 4, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 11 years!

Shiny posted:

Wonderful choice. So the light glistened off your iridescent hide, as you snatched the princess out of her tower.

While we're on the subject, let's settle a few other details. How many limbs will you have, not counting your wings or tail?

Four.

Five.

Six.

Eight.


No stat changes.

Ibblebibble
Nov 12, 2013

Let's be a long dragon with eight.

TheGreatEvilKing
Mar 28, 2016





Five, because I'm very curious as to how the hell that works.

Sindai
Jan 24, 2007
i want to achieve immortality through not dying
Eight because more is better.

GOI
Aug 26, 2015
Five

Leraika
Jun 14, 2015

Luckily, I *did* save your old avatar. Fucked around and found out indeed.
Eight because more limbs means more claws to rip and tear with.

Junpei
Oct 4, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 11 years!

Octodragon posted:

Hmm. Is the top of your head ridged or smooth?

Ridged.
Smooth.


Still no changed stats.

ZeeToo
Feb 20, 2008

I'm a kitty!
Ridged for her pleasure!

AfroSquirrel
Sep 3, 2011

Ruffles has ridges!

Sindai
Jan 24, 2007
i want to achieve immortality through not dying
Smooth

Rebonack7
Aug 27, 2015



Ridged

VivaLa Eeveelution
Apr 3, 2011

Junpei posted:

You know, I'm starting to regret making the topic title "gently caress you, I'm a dragon". If I hadn't, maybe I'd have you guys be actually making choices instead of snapping angrily at the narrator for perceived slights.

Some of us are veterans at these games.

Some of those games have been written by Zachary Sergi.

Being able to STFNU is necessary for our recovery.

...oh, and this:

ZeeToo posted:

Ridged for her pleasure!

Ibblebibble
Nov 12, 2013

ZeeToo posted:

Ridged for her pleasure!

Junpei
Oct 4, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 11 years!

Pointy posted:

I see. And your wings—feathery, leathery, or scaly?

Feathery.
Leathery.
Scaly.


No stat changes.

Leraika
Jun 14, 2015

Luckily, I *did* save your old avatar. Fucked around and found out indeed.
Feathery. Bat wings are passe.

ZeeToo
Feb 20, 2008

I'm a kitty!
If our scales are iridescent, we really can't stop the Deviantart Original Character train now. Feathery!

Rebonack7
Aug 27, 2015



Eh, why not. Feathery.

Junpei
Oct 4, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 11 years!

Bat wings are for pussies posted:

As you kidnapped the princess, you beat your feathery iridescent wings and flew off into the night, as she clutched tightly to your ridged scalp to avoid plummeting to her doom.

What are you planning on doing with the princess, anyway?

It's all about companionship and good conversation.
I'll keep her around for a little while to lure in more knights, but then she's dinner. It's a little known fact that princesses taste better than most humans.
It's all about the ransom payments. Those are a quick and easy way to build a hoard.


No stat changes.

VivaLa Eeveelution
Apr 3, 2011

gently caress you, I'm a gossip.

Ibblebibble
Nov 12, 2013

Bring on the hot goss.

Scaly Haylie
Dec 25, 2004

gently caress you, I'm a lonely dragon.

Junpei
Oct 4, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 11 years!

Tell me more about court intrigue posted:

Life can be lonely as a dragon, and interesting conversation is at a premium. The elite upbringing of royalty makes them more suitable for entertaining dragons.

But what do you do after you tire of her conversation?

Then it's time for a royal feast—by which I mean I eat her.
I let her slip away, pretending not to notice her escape plan.

No stat changes.

Leraika
Jun 14, 2015

Luckily, I *did* save your old avatar. Fucked around and found out indeed.
Eating people is gross

Rebonack7
Aug 27, 2015



She kept us entertained for a while, let's let her escape.

VivaLa Eeveelution
Apr 3, 2011

Her dress is iridescent too. She and her impeccable fashion sense will live.

Junpei
Oct 4, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 11 years!

You can leave now posted:

The princess becomes gradually more fearful as her stories, harp-playing, and singing amuse you less each passing day. One evening, as you pretend to sleep, she makes a break for it. You are well aware of her departure and could catch her easily, but you let her go. She made several months more interesting, and that's worth sparing her life.

Who you are, for real this time posted:

This would be a good time to talk a little more about your personality.

All dragons can be described in terms of a handful of characteristics, each in opposed pairs: Brutality and Finesse, Cunning and Honor, Disdain and Vigilance.

Are you more notable for your Brutality or your Finesse?

Brutality: strength and cruelty.
Finesse: precision and aerial maneuverability.

Brutality: 52% - Finesse: 48%
Cunning: 45% - Honor: 55%
Disdain: 55% - Vigilance: 45%
Infamy: 52%
Wealth: 5000 gold coins
Wounds: Uninjured

TheGreatEvilKing
Mar 28, 2016





Brutal!

Seyser Koze
Dec 15, 2013

Mucho Mucho
Nap Ghost
gently caress you, I handle everything with the utmost grace and finesse.

Avalerion
Oct 19, 2012

Finesse.

Junpei
Oct 4, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 11 years!

Surprisingly mobile for an octodragon posted:

Do you have more Cunning or Honor?

Cunning: intelligence and trickery.
Honor: honesty and trustworthiness.

Brutality: 16% Finesse: 84%
Cunning: 45% Honor: 55%
Disdain: 55% Vigilance: 45%
Infamy: 52%
Wealth: 5000 gold coins
Wounds: Uninjured

Avalerion
Oct 19, 2012

Cunning is the obvious answer here I think.

Ibblebibble
Nov 12, 2013

I am smort.

Junpei
Oct 4, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 11 years!

Graduate of Dragon U posted:

Do you disdain threats and insults that are beneath you, or are you vigilant against any slight or transgression?

Disdain: patience and scorn.
Vigilance: attention and impulsiveness.

Brutality: 16% - Finesse: 84%
Cunning: 83% - Honor: 17%
Disdain: 55% - Vigilance: 45%
Infamy: 52%
Wealth: 5000 gold coins
Wounds: Uninjured

Rebonack7
Aug 27, 2015



The petty lives of humans are beneath our notice.

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Sindai
Jan 24, 2007
i want to achieve immortality through not dying
Disdain

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