Disdain
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# ? Jun 8, 2017 03:21 |
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# ? May 4, 2024 22:34 |
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Who gives a poo poo what the small people think? They'll be caremad for a few decades, and then they'll be dead, and I'll still be a motherfucking dragon.
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# ? Jun 8, 2017 13:21 |
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I don't care what others think posted:Now we're going to view some flashbacks to your days as a wyrmling. Brutality: 16% - Finesse: 84% Cunning: 83% - Honor: 17% Disdain: 86% - Vigilance: 14% Infamy: 52% Wealth: 5000 gold coins Wounds: Uninjured
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# ? Jun 8, 2017 20:28 |
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# ? Jun 8, 2017 22:26 |
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Reading
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# ? Jun 8, 2017 22:59 |
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Take a look, it's in this book! posted:A wise choice that made you more Cunning and taught you Finesse. Cunning: 86% - Honor: 14% Disdain: 86% - Vigilance: 14% Infamy: 52% Wealth: 5000 gold coins Wounds: Uninjured
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# ? Jun 8, 2017 23:06 |
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The old bat can bite my undefined crank for what she did, but that's no reason to send what amounts to a pest infestation towards her.
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# ? Jun 8, 2017 23:20 |
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Maybe some day revenge will happen, but not there and not then because using humans for revenge doesn't even count as trying.
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# ? Jun 9, 2017 00:01 |
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Peasants are rough and irritating and get everywhere posted:Disdain for petty matters is essential for a dragon, as it avoids the pointless feuds that weaken you and allow your enemies to achieve great goals. Cunning: 69% - Honor: 31% Disdain: 88% - Vigilance: 12% Infamy: 52% Wealth: 5000 gold coins Wounds: Uninjured
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# ? Jun 9, 2017 00:11 |
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Wait for him to die
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# ? Jun 9, 2017 00:16 |
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We can wait.
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# ? Jun 9, 2017 00:18 |
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There will be more magic shields, and why waste your time and energy fighting a magic shield when the carrier is suffering from an attack the shield can't defend against already?
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# ? Jun 9, 2017 00:21 |
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At least he suffered a lot posted:There's no reason you have to do all the dirty work yourself. A few hours later, the halfling stumbled, crawled for a while, and finally stopped. You easily plucked the treasure off of his body, saving yourself quite a bit of work. New challenger approaches! posted:One of your elder clutchmates was an overbearing brute named Axilmeus. Axilmeus loved to torment the others, always seeking to seize what did not belong to him. Cunning: 69% - Honor: 31% Disdain: 90% - Vigilance: 10% Infamy: 52% Wealth: 5000 gold coins Wounds: Uninjured
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# ? Jun 9, 2017 00:25 |
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come and get it
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# ? Jun 9, 2017 00:36 |
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He'll have to catch us first
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# ? Jun 9, 2017 01:00 |
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Stand up to bullies - pop him in the snoot.
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# ? Jun 9, 2017 01:27 |
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Stand up to bullies posted:Brutality and Honor increase. In-game stat reminder posted:You have the following stats: Start the adventure posted:You spend several weeks winging your way across the land. Life as a traveling dragon has much to recommend it—the freedom of the air, the thrill of the hunt, and plentiful sight-seeing opportunities.
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# ? Jun 9, 2017 01:30 |
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Play nice for now, until we can find a way to kill him and take his stuff.
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# ? Jun 9, 2017 02:51 |
Sorry bro, you should put up a sign
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# ? Jun 9, 2017 03:21 |
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v v v Fi~ne, we'll be civil. dont be mean to me fucked around with this message at 04:06 on Jun 9, 2017 |
# ? Jun 9, 2017 03:24 |
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He's old and huge; it's very hard to tell people to go gently caress themselves if you're glittery dragon paste. Let's play nice and hopefully learn some things from the draconic answer to Mr. Miyagi.
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# ? Jun 9, 2017 04:02 |
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Play nice until we can turn the table on him.
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# ? Jun 9, 2017 06:38 |
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I apologize, sir posted:The elder dragon treats you with enviable Disdain. It soundly beats you out of its territory. The Dragoncave! posted:A few days later, as you fly along, you see a large hill rising up from the land around it. Forests cover the lower slopes of the hill, giving way to grassy fields and then a rocky crag at the top of the hill. A large cave mouth opens into the promontory. Gob gob? posted:As you fly down to claim your new lair, you spot a group of small, mostly bald, orange-skinned humanoids outside the cave. They look up and point at you in terror and alarm. Some of them flee into the cave, while others bravely shake crude, ineffectual spears at you. Cunning: 59% - Honor: 41% Disdain: 90% - Vigilance: 10% Infamy: 52% Wealth: 5000 gold coins Wounds: Uninjured
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# ? Jun 9, 2017 18:05 |
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Too bad we can't recruit them, could do with some minions. Just scare them off then I guess, actually killing them seems like way too much effort.
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# ? Jun 9, 2017 18:31 |
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They're too crappy to be worth our notice - let's take our lesson from the older dragon, roar a bit, and watch them flee.
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# ? Jun 9, 2017 19:35 |
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Piss off posted:A mighty roar and a puff of smoke and fire are more than sufficient to scatter them. Almost no exertion, and they are gone. What's more, as you follow them into the cave, you find that they are quickly proffering food before you. It's PERFECT posted:The cave complex within the hill is everything you hoped for: it's defensible, spacious enough for a good hoard, and full of those greasy little goblins, who quickly acknowledge you as their eternal sovereign and overlord. Brutality: 20% - Finesse: 80% Cunning: 59% - Honor: 41% Disdain: 92% - Vigilance: 8% Infamy: 52% Wealth: 5000 gold coins Wounds: Uninjured
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# ? Jun 9, 2017 19:43 |
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Let's take a page from the ancient Incans and let them worship their god, as long as they're loyal to us.
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# ? Jun 9, 2017 20:08 |
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Nice, we got minions after all. Worship alone we could tolerate, but sacrificing to it what should be ours is over the line, make them get rid of their stupid god.
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# ? Jun 9, 2017 20:47 |
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Eh, Let them have their gods if they stay loyal. Religion is the opiate of the masses and all of that, and if we can eventually work ourselves into their mythos, even better.
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# ? Jun 9, 2017 23:42 |
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Sure, worship who you want posted:The offerings are inconsequential, and you can ignore them easily. By tolerating their religion, you also secure the unswerving loyalty of the goblin shaman. Good job. Goblins aren't smurt posted:The goblins obey your every command, sometimes even anticipating your desires. They may be stupid, crude, and savage minions, but at least they're your stupid, crude, and savage minions. Whatcha doin? posted:A few days later, you hear the sound of squabbling from one of the other chambers. You poke your snout in and see that a rudimentary pit has been arranged and some of the lowest status goblins are being made to battle for the amusement of the chieftain (now your lieutenant). The fighting is savage, and it's clear that the losers will die. Cunning: 59% - Honor: 41% Disdain: 92% - Vigilance: 8% Infamy: 52% Wealth: 5000 gold coins Wounds: Uninjured
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# ? Jun 9, 2017 23:51 |
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Leave them to their goblin business so long as they serve. Not our concern if they want to murder each other from time to time.
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# ? Jun 10, 2017 00:08 |
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Do the humans care when ants quarrel amongst themselves? Leave them to their fun.
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# ? Jun 10, 2017 01:17 |
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Gobs gonna gob.
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# ? Jun 10, 2017 01:33 |
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Don't care, going to sleep posted:Your curiosity satisfied, you return to your main chamber and settle in. You now simply tune out the sounds of fighting from the goblin quarters. It is nothing worthy of your attention. I WANT MY COWS AND GOLD posted:You look down from your lair at the lands beyond your mountain. Those green lands are full of humans, and humans have large reserves of livestock and rich treasure. Shouldn't that food and wealth be yours instead? Cunning: 59% - Honor: 41% Disdain: 93% - Vigilance: 7% Infamy: 52% Wealth: 5000 gold coins Wounds: Uninjured
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# ? Jun 10, 2017 01:42 |
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Let's get us some cringing humans. The system only works if they all pay their fair share!
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# ? Jun 10, 2017 01:49 |
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Yea-ah~ I'm the - tax dra~gon
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# ? Jun 10, 2017 03:53 |
Git taxes
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# ? Jun 10, 2017 05:59 |
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Human minions would be a step up from goblins, let's get some tribute.
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# ? Jun 10, 2017 07:23 |
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What Avalerion said.
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# ? Jun 10, 2017 07:57 |
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# ? May 4, 2024 22:34 |
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I'll make them pay for it! posted:How true, how true. No stat changes.
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# ? Jun 11, 2017 18:43 |