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Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari
gently caress, nevermind. gently caress... fuucckkk you

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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Real Salt Lake is a tire fire.



I feel bad.

Dallan Invictus
Oct 11, 2007

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.

Shinjobi posted:

I feel bad.

No you don't, be honest.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Dallan Invictus posted:

No you don't, be honest.

I like winning, so a 1-0 result is no different than a 932472-0 result to me.


If anything, I wish FC Dallas looked this good against the Dynamo.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Halfway to double-digits at halftime is not a good thing, RSL.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Jesus Christ DC, how did you not score there?

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

all-Rush mixtape posted:

Halfway to double-digits at halftime is not a good thing, RSL.

But it's a historic performance:

https://twitter.com/PCarrESPN/status/871169518760058880

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Revs...good?

silvergoose
Mar 18, 2006

IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS




whypick1 posted:

Revs...good?

:question:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Guess RSL isn't forfeiting

fat greasy puto
Dec 30, 2001

Anime Lover David Beckham
here lies rbny they never scored

Tigren
Oct 3, 2003

whypick1 posted:

Jesus Christ DC, how did you not score there?

A mostly boring 90 minutes. I'll take the point on the road and continue to laugh at DC for not having scored a goal from the run of play in over 6 games.

TheBoyBlunder
Jul 3, 2004

Anyone else have the munchies?
Rapids v Crew isn't quite the dumpster fire i expected. Reasonable back and forth at least.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Wirth1000 posted:

gently caress, nevermind. gently caress... fuucckkk you

Eat poo poo lol, dwarf baby Giovinco can't save you from Big Diego

TheBoyBlunder
Jul 3, 2004

Anyone else have the munchies?
ALAN GORDON SCORED! Rapids win 2-1! :aaaaa:

I'll take that any day.

Hello Towel
Aug 9, 2010

It looks like Pauno has decided to replace Dax by moving Polster up to CM and slotting second-year player Drew Conner in at RB.

Can't be worse than Harrington, right?

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
No context necessary:

https://twitter.com/nwblackmon/status/871517103177814017

Hello Towel
Aug 9, 2010

That red card was a little silly, but I'll take it.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
A straight red? :psyduck:

Hello Towel
Aug 9, 2010

Will Johnson is such a dick.

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
Lmao howbout don't stomp on people

https://twitter.com/totalmls/status/871521603485618176

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
His foot was out to intercept that long ball and he only saw Vincent a half second before contact occurred. No way in hell was that intentional, let alone malicious. Yellow at worst.

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
I'm watching basketball on a 96"screen and soccer on a 4" screen but it looked like he had a cheeky stamp out of habit. I don't care, gently caress Orlando

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Guess you're happy about that second red then.

Hello Towel
Aug 9, 2010

Now that was a legit red. You just can't do that.

Syrinxx
Mar 28, 2002

Death is whimsical today

:lol: at the 2nd red

that was like a kung fu kick

Hello Towel
Aug 9, 2010

If we can't get a goal 11 v. 9 we should be relegated to NASL.

fat greasy puto
Dec 30, 2001

Anime Lover David Beckham
chicago is pitiful and this game is going to end 0-0

Hello Towel
Aug 9, 2010

This is completely loving pathetic. There goes every shred of momentum from the last few weeks.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Surprised that crossbar didn't snap in half there.

Hello Towel
Aug 9, 2010

We're gonna slide down the standings after this. Mark my words.

fat greasy puto
Dec 30, 2001

Anime Lover David Beckham
1 shot on goal in the second half for chicago lol

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
GG Chicago

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



Meh. That wasn't good but it's one away match and we still got a point. We're fine.

Syrinxx
Mar 28, 2002

Death is whimsical today

The best home point this year

Hello Towel
Aug 9, 2010

Pinwiz11 posted:

Meh. That wasn't good but it's one away match and we still got a point. We're fine.

It's not so much the result per se that worries me (though that sucks too); it's that it looked like Chicago wasn't even trying for long stretches. And the rest of the month isn't going to get any easier.

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
H. Crossbar for MOTM

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
And we're going to cap off this week by watching Seattle get countered to death by Houston. Try not to cream yourself too hard guys.

Hungryjack
May 9, 2003

whypick1 posted:

And we're going to cap off this week by watching Seattle get countered to death by Houston. Try not to cream yourself too hard guys.

As much as I'd like this, Houston hasn't won on turf since 2015.

Seriously.

EDIT: Last win on turf was July 2013. My bad.

Hungryjack fucked around with this message at 03:33 on Jun 5, 2017

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fat greasy puto
Dec 30, 2001

Anime Lover David Beckham
seattle look like the better team so far

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