if you were supreme dictator, who would you round up first?

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byob historian: Nov 5, 2008; I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Baloogan posted:

p much every comedian talking head atm aside from colbert

lol cucked by bad jokemans

i would round up ed balls

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Woof Blitzer: Dec 29, 2012; [-]

Yossarian-22 posted:

ppl who capitalize/punctuate sentences

Gullotine

# ? Jun 4, 2017 16:38

ass cobra: May 28, 2004; by Azathoth

Hillary

Lock Her Up

# ? Jun 4, 2017 16:42

Red Dad Redemption: Sep 29, 2007

rear end cobra posted:

Hillary

Lock Her Up

# ? Jun 4, 2017 16:44

The Dipshit: Dec 21, 2005; by FactsAreUseless

I wouldn't round up libertarians. I'd just offer them the opportunity to pay no taxes and then declare them outlaws, and make it no crime to kill them.

# ? Jun 5, 2017 00:31

C. Everett Koop: Aug 18, 2008

Anyone wearing a Red Sox hat.

# ? Jun 5, 2017 03:05

Jewel Repetition: Dec 24, 2012; Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Triangle Shirt Factotum posted:

I wouldn't round up libertarians. I'd just offer them the opportunity to pay no taxes and then declare them outlaws, and make it no crime to kill them.

Even better: it would still be a crime but no enforcement or prosecution would be allowed because they don't pay for the police or courts. Also if they drive on public roads their cars are impounded. Also it's illegal for them to employ anyone who enjoys any kind of government benefits because that's corporate welfare interfering with the free market :eng101:

# ? Jun 5, 2017 03:17

get that OUT of my face: Feb 10, 2007

C. Everett Koop posted:

Anyone wearing a Red Sox hat.

this guy knows what's up. while we're at it, anyone wearing a patriots jersey

# ? Jun 5, 2017 04:25

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

C. Everett Koop posted:

Anyone wearing a Red Sox hat.

# ? Jun 5, 2017 04:42

Les Os: Mar 29, 2010

a bunch of pizza chefs then I'd have a pizza party and everyones invited

# ? Jun 5, 2017 12:39

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

Dreddout posted:

first against the wall

# ? Jun 5, 2017 14:56

ate shit on live tv: Feb 15, 2004; by Azathoth

the 1%.

# ? Jun 5, 2017 15:09

get that OUT of my face: Feb 10, 2007

FizFashizzle posted:

first against the wall

the parents who did this should be, the kid needs to be subject to vigorous re-education

# ? Jun 5, 2017 18:05

Lamebot: Sep 8, 2005; ロボ顔菌～♡

every last marketer on earth

# ? Jun 5, 2017 20:44

bad news bareback: Jan 16, 2009

3/5

# ? Jun 6, 2017 01:40

Pener Kropoopkin: Jan 30, 2013

all posters with the Yoda raping Luke avis

# ? Jun 6, 2017 02:42

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

FizFashizzle posted:

first against the wall

"My ancestors are smiling at me metropolitans, can you say the same?"

# ? Jun 6, 2017 03:06

Nix Panicus: Feb 25, 2007

I'd round up everyone one of ya who has a list of people to round up

# ? Jun 6, 2017 03:27

Bloomington: Apr 20, 2010

Lamebot posted:

every last marketer on earth

c'mon man not all of us ar- yeah ok maybe you're right

# ? Jun 6, 2017 03:28

rudatron: May 31, 2011; by Fluffdaddy

Not a Step posted:

I'd round up everyone one of ya who has a list of people to round up

Ah yes, but does the list of people who have list of people to round up, contain itself :thunk:

# ? Jun 6, 2017 03:35

rudatron: May 31, 2011; by Fluffdaddy

I call this the 'Chekist's paradox'

# ? Jun 6, 2017 03:36

mags: May 30, 2008; I am a congenital optimist.

Not a Step posted:

I'd round up everyone one of ya who has a list of people to round up

meta and rude

# ? Jun 6, 2017 03:45

get that OUT of my face: Feb 10, 2007

Lamebot posted:

every last marketer on earth

sup bill hicks. you're absolutely right

# ? Jun 6, 2017 03:52

Talmonis: Jun 24, 2012; The fairy of forgiveness has removed your red text.

Anyone named Chad.

# ? Jun 6, 2017 15:58

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

british journalists

# ? Jun 7, 2017 12:22

Bushiz: Sep 21, 2004; The #1 Threat to Ba Sing Se; Grimey Drawer

Darkman Fanpage posted:

everyone

End this failed experiment called humanity tbh

# ? Jun 7, 2017 15:58

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Everyone who has ever blocked me on Twitter

# ? Jun 8, 2017 05:10

mags: May 30, 2008; I am a congenital optimist.

those who do not believe in the piss tape

# ? Jun 8, 2017 05:33

AstheWorldWorlds: May 4, 2011

rudatron posted:

I call this the 'Chekist's paradox'

stealing this

# ? Jun 8, 2017 05:40

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

ivanka trump and jared kushner, because complicity is their only benefit, as people, with regard to their father

# ? Jun 8, 2017 10:18

Red Dad Redemption: Sep 29, 2007

mister magpie posted:

those who do not believe in the piss tape

# ? Jun 8, 2017 13:16

OhFunny: Jun 26, 2013; EXTREMELY PISSED AT THE DNC

I'm rounding up the New Yorkers because of Trump and their sports teams.

# ? Jun 8, 2017 21:28

get that OUT of my face: Feb 10, 2007

OhFunny posted:

I'm rounding up the New Yorkers because of Trump and their sports teams.

if it makes you feel any better, we hate trump and very often hate our sports teams. can't speak for rags fans because i don't cheer for them but it's true about yankees, giants, and knicks fans

# ? Jun 8, 2017 21:36