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It's been three days and none of you fuckers has put up a thread yet? June is without doubt the worst month. The football's done (except for the CL final but as no English teams are involved it's poo poo). The transfer window hasn't properly opened yet (don't tell City that). Friendlies haven't started (don't tell Liverpool that). So what can we talk about? Managers There's been a number of managerial changes since the end of the season: Sam Allardyce has left Crystal Palace to drink pints of wine on the beach Arsene Wenger has defied expectations and signed a new two year contract extension (hahahahahaha) Marco Silva has left Hull to take over from Walter Mazzarri in a move that sent waves across the division Promoted Teams We welcome all the hundreds of Huddersfield, Newcastle, and Brighton and Hove Albion fans to the Premier League thread. I know this is going to be a difficult time with such an influx of new posters, but I'm sure we'll find a way to manage. Beach Pics All the Arsenal players are on holiday so expect a lot of pictures of them topless on beaches around the world That's it. There's nothing else to talk about. gently caress this dead gay sport and this dead gay forum.
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EvilHawk posted:Promoted Teams OTOH the FL thread is free of thousands of Newcastle posts for a season
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Jun 3, 2017 10:36
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I can't get enough of are Dan
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Enjoyed reading the op and now feel better informed about why June is the worst month.
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Jun 3, 2017 11:08
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can't wait to watch us draw 0-0 away at huddersfield and see numerous replays of a fat man who's only left yorkshire twice jump up and down like his team aren't bottom by fifteen points cannot wait
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Jun 3, 2017 12:59
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I have lived in Yorkshire but I never visited Huddersfield because everyone always said that it's horrible
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Jun 3, 2017 13:10
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This is the first time that I'll watch my team in the top flight, looking forward to being patronised by pundits, being called a pooftah by a mancunian and getting beat every week. Oh and also everyone being confused about why we have a rivalry with Crystal Palace.
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Jun 3, 2017 13:15
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I'd have said July is the worst month but there you go
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Jun 3, 2017 13:30
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Per Mertesacker has apparently retired
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Jun 3, 2017 13:41
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Haven't found any good sources saying that, but it'd be an incredible way to go out. He has more left in him, though.
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Jun 3, 2017 13:43
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more like poop merdeshitter
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Jun 3, 2017 14:02
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deletebeepbeepbeep posted:This is the first time that I'll watch my team in the top flight, looking forward to being patronised by pundits, being called a pooftah by a mancunian and getting beat every week. Oh and also everyone being confused about why we have a rivalry with Crystal Palace. Do you have an actual seagull as your mascot? I feel like that is the most important question.
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Jun 3, 2017 14:19
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MrBling posted:Do you have an actual seagull as your mascot? I feel like that is the most important question. Yeah, it used to be a dolphin but at some point in the late 70s it got changed to a seagull after Brighton fans regularly chanted that back to Palace fans chanting eagles. Yeah its about as noddy as it sounds.
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Jun 3, 2017 14:23
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deletebeepbeepbeep posted:This is the first time that I'll watch my team in the top flight, looking forward to being patronised by pundits, being called a pooftah by a mancunian and getting beat every week. Oh and also everyone being confused about why we have a rivalry with Crystal Palace. Don't forget getting 3-6 points out of your matches against Liverpool.
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Jun 3, 2017 15:32
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I would like Brighton to do well so my teenage cousin down there stops wearing United shirts
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Jun 3, 2017 16:22
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deletebeepbeepbeep posted:Yeah, it used to be a dolphin but at some point in the late 70s it got changed to a seagull after Brighton fans regularly chanted that back to Palace fans chanting eagles. Yeah its about as noddy as it sounds. Is it a real seagull or a guy dressed up in a seagull costume?
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deletebeepbeepbeep posted:Yeah, it used to be a dolphin but at some point in the late 70s it got changed to a seagull after Brighton fans regularly chanted that back to Palace fans chanting eagles. Yeah its about as noddy as it sounds. I was in a pub with a load of Brighton fans and it sounded like they were chanting "Sieg Heil!"
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https://twitter.com/AlexPorterMEN/s...s-live-13134051
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Jun 4, 2017 13:42
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that's a meaty united lineup, phwoar
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Jun 4, 2017 14:36
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who is Gaizka Mendieta and why is he here
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Vegetable posted:who is Gaizka Mendieta and why is he here He was a good player when Valencia were a non-poo poo club, OP. e: loving hell Lazio paid €48m for him back in the day Sneaks McDevious fucked around with this message at 14:59 on Jun 4, 2017 |
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Jun 4, 2017 14:42
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been a tiny little game so far. saldado's glorious hair, rooney's failed hair transplant and a lot of boos for john terry
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Jun 4, 2017 14:57
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Jun 4, 2017 15:10
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Amazing that almost all of these old guys have a better first touch than Rooney today.
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Jun 4, 2017 15:21
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lol at them misspelling his name ffs
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Jun 4, 2017 16:00
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Tbh John Terry's been a bit too good, somewhat ruining the occasion for the United team
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Jun 4, 2017 16:19
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Carrick's just scored a brilliant goal, very nice
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Vegetable posted:Carrick's just scored a brilliant goal, very nice That was as good as Saha's miss was bad (very)
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Jun 4, 2017 16:23
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Sorry for triple posting but Rooney got brought down and has been arguing vociferously with the ref about being denied a penalty even as the crowd's clapping Carrick for being subbed off. This is the most embarrassing thing I've ever seen
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Jun 4, 2017 16:24
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loving lmao at rooney arguing with the ref in a charity testimonial
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Jun 4, 2017 16:25
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He's arguing with the ref again
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Jun 4, 2017 16:28
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Rooney is the worst most embarrassing and pathetic human
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Jun 4, 2017 16:29
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there'll be at least one article written about how it shows his commitment and passion and he deserves a new contract
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Jun 4, 2017 16:29
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Rooney was real bad, selfish and argued with the ref. Seedorf looked fitter and technically superior than him today
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Jun 4, 2017 16:34
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I'm glad Good Guy Rafa Benitez and Newcastle are back in the Premier League
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LONDON - Police conducted a raid on a block of flats in Barking, London, on Sunday morning as part of the investigation into the terror attacks on London Bridge and Borough Market last night. Sky said the raid was on the home of one of the attackers - implying that police already know the identity of at least one of the three terrorists. [The names of the attackers will be published in this post as soon as they become available.] Twelve people were arrested in the raid. Locals told Sky that they recognised a neighbour as the suspect who had been killed by police last night. One suspect, seen in the image above, wore a close-cropped beard and wore an Arsenal away football shirt.
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julian assflange posted:Rooney was real bad, selfish and argued with the ref. Seedorf looked fitter and technically superior than him today No homo but Seedorf is an Adonis and will be ripped until the day he dies from being too in shape. Rooney will die six months after retiring after gaining 100 pounds in a week.
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Paddyb posted:Twelve people were arrested in the raid. Locals told Sky that they recognised a neighbour as the suspect who had been killed by police last night. One suspect, seen in the image above, wore a close-cropped beard and wore an Arsenal away football shirt. these wenger out protests are getting out of hand
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Rooney didn't look the slightest bit out of place playing against retirees. Him arguing strenuously with the ref after receiving a weak push in the box was hilarious. But the funniest bit was Carragher slamming into Gary Neville lol 
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PirateBob posted:Rooney didn't look the slightest bit out of place playing against retirees. Him arguing strenously with the ref after receiving a weak push in the box was hilarious. he also put in a dangerous slide tackle on phil neville for absolutely no reason
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RideTheSpiral posted:he also put in a dangerous slide tackle on phil neville for absolutely no reason He's still as passionate as ever, you see. He can't help getting fired up, he's a born competitor. Any club would be lucky to have him.
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