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a very conplicated question. one of the best pieces of advice i have been given is to always make sure what you have to say is 140 characters or less otherwise they'll only listen to the first part
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Me: *throwing a fidget spinner across the room* so what do you cool bros think about Mike's hard lemonade? *dab*
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Jun 3, 2017 11:11
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We have changed the wifi password and wont tell you what it is until you explain whatever is going on with you and your boyfriend Mike. We're here to listen and we love you. But we can't help unless you talk to us. The password contains both alpha and numeric characters so you have no chance of GUESSING IT! Tacos for dinner, love.
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Jun 3, 2017 14:40
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my son and i don't speak in the clasical sense and instead choose to communicate through a series of interpretive vape tricks and intricate yo-yo maneuvers
I pass down my vape tricks to my teenage kids, such that they experience a rich legacy of intra-family vaping
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Jun 4, 2017 21:06
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"My... my father always called me a dope. Now on my deathbed I realize he was just trying to speak to me the only way he knew how."
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"Son I'm about to show you something that will change your life forever..."
"Yes, dad?"
"Turn your phone off, this is something far more complicated than a facebook algorithm could ever figure out."
*Turning phone off* "Okay dad I'm ready."
*Dad opens the hood of a broken car*: "Alright son I need 3 theories on why this car won't start. Accuracy isn't important. Go, go, go."
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