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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > BYOB Goldmine: Gold Mango > how to talk to your teenage son or daughter
 
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BrownianMotion posted:

"Son I'm about to show you something that will change your life forever..."

"Yes, dad?"

"Turn your phone off, this is something far more complicated​ than a facebook algorithm could ever figure out."

*Turning phone off* "Okay dad I'm ready."

*Dad opens the hood of a broken car*: "Alright son I need 3 theories on why this car won't start. Accuracy isn't important. Go, go, go."

*New Slang plays on in background*

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