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GamesAreSupernice
Jan 3, 2014

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Let's Play Shrek

Shrek for the OG Xbox is strange. It's not the same strange that made the movie and its sequel popular, either. It's the kind of strange that makes you question which plane of existence the development team was located on, and whether they communicated with regular human culture via string phone. In reality, it's probably just a gross misunderstanding of the property and an inability to replicate its humor.

Tell me about the gameplay through.

Oh, right. Thankfully, we're not here to look at the game's bizarre humor, but rather its game design. And said design is.. a little light, let's say. It almost feels like a minimalist approach, similar to a certain freeware release, except with more farts. Keeping with the spartan theme, the game clocks in at only an underwhelming hour of playtime. There isn't a lot here, but I hope to cover what we've got thoroughly.

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Happily ever after!

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Carbon dioxide posted:

Are all levels this awfully dark?

Some of them are darker, some are eye-searingly bright. But mostly darker.

PMush Perfect posted:

What the what is this game

3D platformer with an indeterminate target audience.


Samovar posted:

Ah, I know I've often been of the opinion that I would want to play a character that is a combination of Sonic the Hedgehog and Bo Rai Cho.

In a remarkable feat of programming, moving this fast doesn't break the game or causing clipping issues.

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The Vosgian Beast posted:

I got the Shrek 2 video game in a bargain bin and it was weirdly enjoyable and decent.

This is not Shrek 2

Shrek 2 is a much better game, but also less interesting.

Tiggum posted:

That opening cutscene made me think RPG. That would have been much better.

Sadly, no such thing exists.

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Mzbundifund posted:

What fresh hell is this

It's a little moldy if you ask me.

BioEnchanted posted:

Shrek The Game: This is wrong... I was supposed to be playable...
Digital Illusions: But you are playable...(*to minion* ship it... and never let it come back...)

You should see what happened when they tried to make it better.

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BioEnchanted posted:

The metaphor actually hold up with the plot of the second movie - the Fairy Godmother's potion makes something good-looking in a standard way but also makes it fairly bland as it does so - Shrek 2 is a better game but less interesting, exactly what the game would be if partaking of the Godmother's potion.

I approve of the observation, but I was actually referring to the awful remake of the game we're currently playing.

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Jan 3, 2014

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This next location is brighter, but the game design is shite..er

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SSNeoman posted:

That is a very 90s game somehow transplanted into the 2000s.

I wonder if critics would be more kind to this game on the PS1. Though there is a PS1 Shrek game.

Endorph posted:

Honestly, you've mentioned this yourself, but it's still insane to me that they thought a charcater like Shrek should be characterized by his high speed and jumping ability. I don't know if it was out at the time, but wouldn't Wario World be a way better 3d platformer to rip off for this character?


Wario World came out 2 years later. The real question is why Wario World isn't a Shrek reskin

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Lizard Wizard posted:

Why is Humpty Dumpty teaching children to ritually commit suicide?

Vengeance.

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Bogart posted:

I remember a Shrek game that was like...team-based? And you could play as the Gingerbread Man and Red Riding Hood. Red Riding Hood was good because you could spam throwing her apples. And there were minigames and they called it HERO TIME and do you guys smell burning plastic? I think I smell plastic.

Shrek 2 on consoles is what you're looking for.

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Blaze Dragon posted:

Digimon World 4 is a great thing to point out in a thread about a bad game, because this still looks better than that awful, boring game. At least watching this is hilarious.

Gotta go fast, Shrek.

You have no idea the trauma Digimon World 4 has brought upon my soul

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The witches are my favorite characters.

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SSNeoman posted:

Jesus how bad is it that it got to you of all people? Do tell :allears:

It's the most tedious action RPG I've ever played. You'd be hard pressed to find anything more mind-numbing. Seriously, go play Space Hack before you even consider Digimon World 4. It tries to trick you by having interesting equipment mechanics, but you spend all of 5 minutes fussing with that and 20+ hours grinding away pressing the goddamn X button until the controller or your patience are unmade from the fabric of reality. Now if this is the kinda poo poo that relaxes you, and you might think, "Mashing on the X button to swat Digimon for 20+ hours doesn't seem all that bad", then you should consider the god-awful maze dungeons specifically designed to forcefully pry your consciousness into alertness, lest you get lost for hours wandering through dreadfully boring corridors looking for switches. And god help you if you decide to play Single-Player and fall down a pit 5 hours into a dungeon grind. The sheer audacity of the game to pile obtuse pathfinding and evolution mechanics in the overworld on top of all this other bullshit is commendable. There is no paragraph I could type to properly illustrate my frustration.

In conclusion, gently caress.

Music's chill though.

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Chimera-gui posted:

I will freely admit that DW4 is not a good game but I do personally like it for how different it was from other Digimon World games with the Gauntlet style gameplay and the fact that you're playing as a Digimon rather than a tamer.

I would like for them to tackle the concept again in a better game

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One of Shrek's better interactions with royalty

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Blaze Dragon posted:

Did you get killed during the SAVING GOOD JOB part after getting Prince Charming to his room? You were still taking damage after saving the prisoners, too.

Shrek did break down crying, which I think is his death animation.

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HR12345 posted:

I think I remember seeing this game for sale new at full price. I think full price Games had gone to $60 when the Xbox Original and PS2 came around.

I seem to recall them being $50 until seventh gen, but either way that's a lot of money for Shrek

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Jan 3, 2014

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Hot Shrek analysis

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Blaze Dragon posted:

This being originally a tech demo genuinely explains a lot. If anything, it's surprisingly playable for a demo, with quite a bit of gameplay for something that should be mostly limited. Sure, that gameplay is repetitive and broken, but it's there.

And then they tried to turn it into a better, more realized product, and it got worse.

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Chimera-gui posted:

Geez, those Doctor Who movies from the 60s has some stiff competition for getting just about every drat thing wrong from both the original game and Extra Large. And I say this as someone who is indifferent to Shrek as a whole apart the first two films which I personally consider good.

Like yes, Shrek was basically a middle finger to Disney and apparently not regarded highly by the production staff when the first film was being made, with being forced to work on it even being a punishment at DreamWorks. But you'd think that there'd be more effort put into the drat game at least.

In particular I think Shrek 2 was great, but yeah, there's nothing here resembling the unique tone of the first two films.

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Lizard Wizard posted:

Wait, hang on - are we to believe that molasses is the poop of ice cream folk?

The Ice Cream Queen really wanted her kingdom covered in poo poo.

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Shrek, savior of helpless fish

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Lizard Wizard posted:

Am I wrong, or did I see one of the fairies phase through the ceiling at one point?

They can pass through walls

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Jan 3, 2014

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I've played worse final levels.

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Blaze Dragon posted:

Yeah, that isn't a great finale but it's an acceptable one. I don't think the game itself deserves more, so it's fine, it's playable, just like the rest of this weird game.

Good LP, I don't think I would've seen this weird SonicShrek game otherwise.

I wish the back of the case said, "very playable".

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I wouldn't necessarily call Shrek deep either, but the characters in the film were remarkably thoughtful, and it's understandable to want that reflected in the games.

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