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Which one will happen first
This poll is closed.
The Warriors drop a game 5 11.36%
Klay scores more than 15 points in a game 17 38.64%
Lebron admits his own mortality 7 15.91%
The Lakers draft Ball 15 34.09%
Total: 44 votes
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Jack's Flow
Jun 6, 2003

Life, friends, is boring

Ghost Dog posted:

the workplace analogy is almost as tortured as when people try to apply their workplace to pro athletes labor disputes

"Why are these athletes out drinking at 2am on a Wednesday? Hard working people sleep at night!!!!"

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Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling

Brolander posted:

there's going to be a big war now so i guess none of this will matter soon. athletes still get drafted yeah?

I hope I am in John Wall's platoon and we become fast friends

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

EvanTH posted:

haha he really did look terminal stage ill in Celtics green, but on the plus side we got those great Nate Robinson videos out of the whole thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-rC6LoYDGs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lw3oHRdiJPE
-Funny

Yeah I think everyone who has ever had him on their team has a soft spot for Nate

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
Nate Robinson has the best blocks.

Pozload Escobar
Aug 21, 2016

by Reene

Cool Buff Man posted:

They dumped nobody. The top 5 winshare people on the team besides Lebron in 2009-10 were also on the team in 2010-11. In fact, they added Ramon Sessions, who had their most winshares in 2010-11, so they improved the roster sans Lebron.

Saying they would make the playoffs without Lebron is patently false.

They started just fine and then gave the gently caress up in December. They lost all their interior guys and didn't give a gently caress about trying after their start. It was a pretty obvious tank job and between getting a number one for Mo and naturally it was a good one.

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

A Buff Gay Dude posted:

They started just fine and then gave the gently caress up in December. They lost all their interior guys and didn't give a gently caress about trying after their start. It was a pretty obvious tank job and between getting a number one for Mo and naturally it was a good one.

They were 7-10 in November, the time when they "started just fine." Not only are you constantly moving the goalposts, you haven't been factually correct in any of your statements so far. I would suggest giving up.

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



A Buff Gay Dude posted:

Here's a hot take: Magic and Bird were huge bitchmade sluts they just got drafted by their really star packed teams so they could hide the fact throughout their careers

I thought I recalled Magic throwing a bitchfit before the draft that he wouldn't play for "Team A" unless they traded him somewhere like L.A.

But that was a long time ago

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Cool Buff Man posted:

They were 7-10 in November, the time when they "started just fine." Not only are you constantly moving the goalposts, you haven't been factually correct in any of your statements so far. I would suggest giving up.

A 7-10 record means they were on the path to an 8th seed in the east.

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

TBeats posted:

A 7-10 record means they were on the path to an 8th seed in the east.

No it does not. It's a 41% record. The pacers were the 8th seed with a 45% record. Please everyone stop being so loving wrong all of the time

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Cool Buff Man posted:

No it does not. It's a 41% record. The pacers were the 8th seed with a 45% record. Please everyone stop being so loving wrong all of the time

Stop being so serious, dog.

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

TBeats posted:

Stop being so serious, dog.

That's probably the worst defense mechanism you can have, congratulations

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Cool Buff Man posted:

That's probably the worst defense mechanism you can have, congratulations

Why are you so angry

Pozload Escobar
Aug 21, 2016

by Reene

Cool Buff Man posted:

No it does not. It's a 41% record. The pacers were the 8th seed with a 45% record. Please everyone stop being so loving wrong all of the time

It's not beyond imagination to think they could have kept that pace up and had they not decided to pack it in, even improved on it a bit.

Lebron and the heat ate their souls in Cleveland and they just stopped caring

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

A Buff Gay Dude posted:

It's not beyond imagination to think they could have kept that pace up and had they not decided to pack it in, even improved on it a bit.

Lebron and the heat ate their souls in Cleveland and they just stopped caring

So your argument started as: KD and Lebron left the same sort of situation

Then you moved to the Cavs would have made the playoffs without Lebron

Then you moved to the Cavs started off fine but gave up

Now it's the Cavs could have somehow improved from 7-10 to go to the playoffs instead of cratering and winning only 12 more games that year

None of these things are true and have actually been proven to be false. At some point it's ok to give up and say you're wrong

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Cool Buff Man posted:

So your argument started as: KD and Lebron left the same sort of situation

Then you moved to the Cavs would have made the playoffs without Lebron

Then you moved to the Cavs started off fine but gave up

Now it's the Cavs could have somehow improved from 7-10 to go to the playoffs instead of cratering and winning only 12 more games that year

None of these things are true and have actually been proven to be false. At some point it's ok to give up and say you're wrong

Calm down lol

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

TBeats posted:

Calm down lol

What value do you bring to the table here

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Cool Buff Man posted:

What value do you bring to the table here

It's an Internet forum so, idk like 38 cents?

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

TBeats posted:

It's an Internet forum so, idk like 38 cents?

Right, it's an internet forum. Stop trying to be a hall monitor

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

that cavs team had 1 player over .100 ws per 48. anderson verajao at .105. they had one barely average nba player.


easy playoff team

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Cool Buff Man posted:

Right, it's an internet forum. Stop trying to be a hall monitor

This is an interesting take, Mr. Seriouspants

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


Cool Buff Man is doing yeoman's work fighting off these ignorant rear end posters who fight facts with memes from 2012. It's dumb that our good and cool thread is getting hijacked by playoff posters who weren't around last summer when we heard all these arguments and still collectively agreed Durant is bitchmade

The only good thing to come of it was going through the 09-10 Cavs roster and realizing Coby Karl was on that team. He also happens to look like how I imagine many of you mouth breathers

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Cool Buff Man posted:

No it does not. It's a 41% record. The pacers were the 8th seed with a 45% record. Please everyone stop being so loving wrong all of the time

Cool Buff Man posted:

Right, it's an internet forum. Stop trying to be a hall monitor

You post like trump tweets lmfao

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

imagine him and luke babbit kissing tho

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

TBeats posted:

You post like trump tweets lmfao

Imagine acting like this guy when you get proven wrong. Sad!

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Cool Buff Man posted:

Imagine acting like this guy when you get proven wrong. Sad!

*kicks feet on desk*

"Fuckin nailed it"

Spring Break My Heart
Feb 15, 2012
Boobie Gibson and JJ Hickson

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

TBeats posted:

*kicks feet on desk*

"Fuckin nailed it"

are you doing a cacophony of u mad bro posts to defend the guy who thinks the 19 win lebronless cavs were just as good as the western playoff team thunder?

that guy is essentially saying anderson verajao is about as good as russel westbrook. its a hilariously bad take worthy of mockery

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Ghost Dog posted:

are you doing a cacophony of u mad bro posts to defend the guy who thinks the 19 win lebronless cavs were just as good as the western playoff team thunder?

that guy is essentially saying anderson verajao is about as good as russel westbrook. its a hilariously bad take worthy of mockery

That's actually not why at all

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

did you think the thread was lacking in some teenager 4 chan humor or something then

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

wanted to bring that a plus youtube comment chain analysis of Calm Down

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Ghost Dog posted:

did you think the thread was lacking in some teenager 4 chan humor or something then

Yeah I guess!

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


mods need to treat this thread like Kevin Love treated Steph in game 7 until Wednesday

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends
Plaster Town Cop

BWV posted:

late career shaq was the worst.

Shaq is just a terrible person all around
He tried to frame a guy for possession of child pornography and yet he's on tv twice a week mumbling about basketball. He should be cooked and fed to feral dogs

DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

¡Hola SEA!


Dejan Bimble posted:

Shaq is just a terrible person all around
He tried to frame a guy for possession of child pornography and yet he's on tv twice a week mumbling about basketball. He should be cooked and fed to feral dogs

He saved us from like 5 straight Spurs championships and somehow the alternative was actually worse?

Pozload Escobar
Aug 21, 2016

by Reene

Ghost Dog posted:

are you doing a cacophony of u mad bro posts to defend the guy who thinks the 19 win lebronless cavs were just as good as the western playoff team thunder?

that guy is essentially saying anderson verajao is about as good as russel westbrook. its a hilariously bad take worthy of mockery

I never said verajao was as good as Westbrook you freaking mong, but a team of him, mo Williams, Jamison, and some scraps could have taken a low seed in the east if they didn't tank.

I guess the point you're missing is that to me there's no difference between a borderline EC playoff team and a 5 seed WC playoff team. You ain't getting poo poo for playoff wins and you're getting a bad draft pick.

The cavs were actually way smarter about losing LBJ than the thunder were about losing KD. Cavs got some pieces and the thunder got zilch and now get to watch Russ get them first round playoff exits while keeping any FA from wanting to touch the team with a 10 ft pole.

Pozload Escobar
Aug 21, 2016

by Reene
The thunder having had KD, Harden, Russ and Ibaka and now having just Russ is extremely funny to me

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

A Buff Gay Dude posted:

I never said verajao was as good as Westbrook you freaking mong, but a team of him, mo Williams, Jamison, and some scraps could have taken a low seed in the east if they didn't tank.

I guess the point you're missing is that to me there's no difference between a borderline EC playoff team and a 5 seed WC playoff team. You ain't getting poo poo for playoff wins and you're getting a bad draft pick.

The cavs were actually way smarter about losing LBJ than the thunder were about losing KD. Cavs got some pieces and the thunder got zilch and now get to watch Russ get them first round playoff exits while keeping any FA from wanting to touch the team with a 10 ft pole.

anderson verajao and mo williams are not a loving playoff core for any team at any time lmao are you retarded. they are both league average players what on earth level of delusion do you need to be under to think dudes who performed about as well as the thunders bench last year are a fringe playoff team.

the 10 win 2015 sixers had one player with a better ws/48 than the cavs that year and another about equal to varejao. were they a fringe playoff team????




A Buff Gay Dude posted:

The thunder having had KD, Harden, Russ and Ibaka and now having just Russ is extremely funny to me

this is true

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
the nba felt bad for cavs and we got a bunch of picks rigged for us. pretty sweet, worked out. i like it

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

actually every single year in the sixers tank spree they have had players outperform the cavs best players from that year. they did this in limited minutes but cavs also had small minutes guys near the top of their rankings. its hilarious that you think a team comprised entirely of end of rotation dudes are a playoff team

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EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

TBeats posted:

You post like trump tweets lmfao

oh you mean the duly elected commander of the free world :patriot:

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