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eschaton posted:nobody’s watching the Platforms State of the Union? so far everything announced was spoiled by the release notes
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u can come watch what's new in swift tomorrow where everything we're going to say was spoiled by swift-evolution to the point that we even lampshade it in the talk
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Jun 5, 2017 23:49
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cool, good thing I held off replacing my work MacBook till after WWDC. I like the muting of notifications while driving, that's definitely my poo poo
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Jun 6, 2017 00:25
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so uh anything good?
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Jun 6, 2017 00:34
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five thousand dollarydoos for the imac pro. so like yeah an 8-core intel chip ain't gonna be cheap cuz intel is loving terrible but FIVE THOUSAND GODDAMN DOLLARS phhheeeewwww it has 10Gb ethernet i guess that's kinda cool. whatever they do for the new mac pro it's gonna cost so loving much lmao
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Jun 6, 2017 00:36
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SO DEMANDING posted:it has 10Gb ethernet i guess that's kinda cool. whatever they do for the new mac pro it's gonna cost so loving much lmao they need to push the 2.5\5\10gb standards. they went back and lowered the gap for high speed ethernet.
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Jun 6, 2017 00:37
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JewKiller 3000 posted:so uh anything good? a $350 speaker
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JewKiller 3000 posted:so uh anything good? AR kit/api or whatever if its tracking is steady as they demoed on existing devices. somehow it seems they crammed seemingly impossible magic into the software being able to differentiate the height of surfaces and track 3d models onto them perfectly without any jumpiness. there is an android device meant for AR development, but it has a bunch of sensors all over that. somehow apple figured out how to do it with just the camera's input
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i've got no doubt i will be proven wrong by the market but a giant microphone that sells me things is not actually a thing I want in my home
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JewKiller 3000 posted:so uh anything good? a minor spec refresh on the only macs that matter
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LP0 ON FIRE posted:AR kit/api or whatever if its tracking is steady as they demoed on existing devices. somehow it seems they crammed seemingly impossible magic into the software being able to differentiate the height of surfaces and track 3d models onto them perfectly without any jumpiness. there is an android device meant for AR development, but it has a bunch of sensors all over that. somehow apple figured out how to do it with just the camera's input high contrast environment with optimal lighting?
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Jun 6, 2017 00:40
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gently caress https://twitter.com/darth/status/871808536572944384
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SO DEMANDING posted:five thousand dollarydoos for the imac pro. they'll sell a handful to tv editors and university music departments who "need" an $8000 machine so undergrads can mix their 5 track electronic music projects. more often though, they end up in the department head's living room because he is "using it for work".
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Jun 6, 2017 02:14
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Trimson Grondag 3 posted:i've got no doubt i will be proven wrong by the market but a giant microphone that sells me things is not actually a thing I want in my home i don't think it sells you anything, it really is intended to be a speaker. i mean it's for music i'm sure it's better with some kind of music subscription but you don't really need to use ours specifically
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Jun 6, 2017 02:19
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i kinda like the iPencil 
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Jun 6, 2017 03:13
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much like timb, the pencil does not have to stay erect for very long like that to reach 100%
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Fabricated posted:shameful i mean at least draw a dickbutt smdh
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Trimson Grondag 3 posted:i've got no doubt i will be proven wrong by the market but a giant microphone that sells me things is not actually a thing I want in my home if you have hey siri turned on, then it's pretty much that
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loving loool
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Jun 6, 2017 03:26
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the pencil is real good but yeah the charging is shameful. it at least comes with an adapter to use a lightning cable but that's one more thing to carry around and lose
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Jun 6, 2017 03:56
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Trimson Grondag 3 posted:i've got no doubt i will be proven wrong by the market but a giant microphone that sells me things is not actually a thing I want in my home extremely same
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Wrath of the Bitch King posted:i kinda like the iPencil its good i use it all the time
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Jun 6, 2017 04:10
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i just don't get people's privacy responses google glass: rejected due to being creepy as gently caress xbone always on camera thing: rejected due to being creepy as gently caress amazon echo: sold out people don't mind audio of them loving in the lounge room just video i guess
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Jun 6, 2017 04:18
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amazon video camera in your bedroom? probably also fine
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infernal machines posted:amazon video camera in your bedroom? gently caress, you got me. usually i mouseover a link first to make sure its not the verge
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there's a bunch of coverage that's not the verge, but lol
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Jun 6, 2017 04:52
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podOS 2.0 will have Siri detect and hiss at your cat
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SO DEMANDING posted:five thousand dollarydoos for the imac pro. biggest issue with it is indirect though, in that who would invest in a workflow around a new expensive "pro" mac with apples track record on following through with supporting and updating this stuff?
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Cybernetic Vermin posted:biggest issue with it is indirect though, in that who would invest in a workflow around a new expensive "pro" mac with apples track record on following through with supporting and updating this stuff? have you seen yosposters
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idiots, people who could probably just use a regular imac but have to get the pro for  cred
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Fabricated posted:have you seen yosposters yeah them
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infernal machines posted:idiots, people who could probably just use a regular imac but have to get the pro for it's the only way to get the exclusive space grey keyboard and tragic macpad plus 5 grand is just for the base model 
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lol did they really create $5k imac?
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it comes w/ dual 1080tis, right?
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qirex posted:it's the only way to get the exclusive space grey keyboard and tragic macpad oh, well poo poo, those are two peripherals i know i'll need to optimize my workflow. again with the "pro" mac that completely misunderstands what anyone who has an actual use for one wants.
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Shaggar posted:it comes w/ dual 1080tis, right? no because nvidia made stebe sad sometime around the turn of the century and now apple has to get by with whatever poo poo amd puts out so it's a vega
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