MLB Gameday Week 10: dial 1-600-DINGERS

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Big Mean Jerk: Jan 27, 2009; Well, of course I know him.
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ed. whoops

# ¿ Jun 6, 2017 01:14

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# ¿ May 22, 2024 22:16

Big Mean Jerk: Jan 27, 2009; Well, of course I know him.
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# ¿ Jun 6, 2017 01:15

Big Mean Jerk: Jan 27, 2009; Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

I step away for 30 minutes and my favorite big boy catcher hits a dinger :woop:

# ¿ Jun 6, 2017 02:47

Big Mean Jerk: Jan 27, 2009; Well, of course I know him.
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Your Taint posted:

Ugh, submarine pitchers are wizards.

Ftfy

# ¿ Jun 6, 2017 03:14

Big Mean Jerk: Jan 27, 2009; Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

Time for Fiers to take a seat

# ¿ Jun 6, 2017 03:15

Big Mean Jerk: Jan 27, 2009; Well, of course I know him.
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Your Taint posted:

Why must you infect this thread with your lies?

I've been watching a lot of submarine vids lately and that is some straight up wizardry. It's just loving unnatural.

# ¿ Jun 6, 2017 03:22

Big Mean Jerk: Jan 27, 2009; Well, of course I know him.
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Kirios posted:

Astros bullpen still owns

# ¿ Jun 6, 2017 04:03

Big Mean Jerk: Jan 27, 2009; Well, of course I know him.
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fast cars loose anus posted:

I would like to capitalize on this error please

Ask and ye shall receive

# ¿ Jun 6, 2017 04:09

Big Mean Jerk: Jan 27, 2009; Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

Not sure I can take three more games of the Kansas City PA playing pop songs between every single pitch.

# ¿ Jun 6, 2017 04:22

Big Mean Jerk: Jan 27, 2009; Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

Astros still good :woop:

# ¿ Jun 6, 2017 04:26

Big Mean Jerk: Jan 27, 2009; Well, of course I know him.
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Kirios posted:

If you're a fan of curveballs you should watch Lance McCullers'.

That thing is probably the nastiest curveball I've ever seen.

https://twitter.com/PitchingNinja/status/867432664395067392

# ¿ Jun 6, 2017 04:56

Big Mean Jerk: Jan 27, 2009; Well, of course I know him.
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Traditional Astros 2-out rally

# ¿ Jun 7, 2017 02:02

Big Mean Jerk: Jan 27, 2009; Well, of course I know him.
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fast cars loose anus posted:

Paulino is pitching overall well from a runs scored perspective but he's getting tagged with some really good contact

I like him and I think he's had a good outing, but it may be time to pull him.

# ¿ Jun 7, 2017 03:10

Big Mean Jerk: Jan 27, 2009; Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

Damnit Hoyt

# ¿ Jun 7, 2017 04:04

Big Mean Jerk: Jan 27, 2009; Well, of course I know him.
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The gently caress is going on with the bullpen tonight

# ¿ Jun 7, 2017 04:09

Big Mean Jerk: Jan 27, 2009; Well, of course I know him.
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The gently caress is this goddamn World Series celebration over a single regular season win

# ¿ Jun 7, 2017 04:27

Big Mean Jerk: Jan 27, 2009; Well, of course I know him.
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Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Beating the best team in baseball on a walkoff after coming back from down 6 is worth celebrating imo

Yeah, excuse the salt, I'm just spoiled by this team.

# ¿ Jun 7, 2017 05:06

Big Mean Jerk: Jan 27, 2009; Well, of course I know him.
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I'm torn on Aoki. His NPB stats are great and he's interesting to watch because the Astros never had anyone from the NPB when I watched as a kid, but he's done next to nothing for us in the last few weeks and he's had a couple lovely plays in the outfield. His lack of offense isn't really hurting us that bad, but that's partly because everyone else is doing more than their fair share.

# ¿ Jun 7, 2017 08:12

Big Mean Jerk: Jan 27, 2009; Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

Intruder posted:

As for NPB players, we had Kaz Matsui

I didn't watch the Astros from 08-13, so I completely missed his run with the team.

# ¿ Jun 7, 2017 08:43

Big Mean Jerk: Jan 27, 2009; Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

Keuchel out for "sickness" apparently :suicide:

Dayan Diaz is now the Astros starter for tonight

Big Mean Jerk fucked around with this message at 01:06 on Jun 8, 2017

# ¿ Jun 8, 2017 01:03

Big Mean Jerk: Jan 27, 2009; Well, of course I know him.
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My love for McCann grows every day

# ¿ Jun 8, 2017 01:36

Big Mean Jerk: Jan 27, 2009; Well, of course I know him.
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Big Mean Jerk posted:

My love for McCann grows every day

# ¿ Jun 8, 2017 02:20

Big Mean Jerk: Jan 27, 2009; Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

Every Astro bat is fast asleep tonight, except McCann who apparently ate an entire box of wheaties before the game

# ¿ Jun 8, 2017 02:55

Big Mean Jerk: Jan 27, 2009; Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

I would really like to know what exactly happened with Keuchel since he was apparently warming up just prior to the game. A loss seems likely at this point, and it happens, no big deal, but there's an added layer of frustration given how this was supposed to have been a much tighter game. Instead the Royals have had 5 innings of batting practice against a depleted bullpen.

# ¿ Jun 8, 2017 03:14

Big Mean Jerk: Jan 27, 2009; Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

Astros really playing with my emotions this game

# ¿ Jun 8, 2017 04:11

Big Mean Jerk: Jan 27, 2009; Well, of course I know him.
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Intruder posted:

This strike zone is ridiculously large

It's been a tradition this whole series

# ¿ Jun 9, 2017 02:32

Big Mean Jerk: Jan 27, 2009; Well, of course I know him.
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Got home just in time to see us score a run on a balk :wtc:

I'll take it

# ¿ Jun 9, 2017 02:33

Big Mean Jerk: Jan 27, 2009; Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

McCann and Gattis should hit back to back every game just to mess with pitchers. Just field a whole team of fat twins, honestly.

# ¿ Jun 9, 2017 02:57

Big Mean Jerk: Jan 27, 2009; Well, of course I know him.
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Well gently caress

# ¿ Jun 9, 2017 03:00

Big Mean Jerk: Jan 27, 2009; Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

Seriously, what's with the obnoxious pop songs between every single goddamn pitch. Seeing a game in that stadium must be loving unbearable.

# ¿ Jun 9, 2017 03:07

Big Mean Jerk: Jan 27, 2009; Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

What the gently caress has happened to Astros offense this series

# ¿ Jun 9, 2017 03:18

Big Mean Jerk: Jan 27, 2009; Well, of course I know him.
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Meant to say this game, not series

# ¿ Jun 9, 2017 03:19

Big Mean Jerk: Jan 27, 2009; Well, of course I know him.
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I'm tentatively okay with that since Harris has been solid

*cue royals home run/rally*

# ¿ Jun 9, 2017 03:24

Big Mean Jerk: Jan 27, 2009; Well, of course I know him.
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Intruder posted:

Harris started the infamous ALDS inning

He's been fine his last few outings

# ¿ Jun 9, 2017 03:28

Big Mean Jerk: Jan 27, 2009; Well, of course I know him.
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For the love of god please take advantage of this free walk

# ¿ Jun 9, 2017 03:30

Big Mean Jerk: Jan 27, 2009; Well, of course I know him.
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THANK HEAVENS FOR THAT LITTLE MAN AND ALL HIS DINGERS

# ¿ Jun 9, 2017 03:32

Big Mean Jerk: Jan 27, 2009; Well, of course I know him.
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That dinger was 78.18 Altuves

# ¿ Jun 9, 2017 03:33

Big Mean Jerk: Jan 27, 2009; Well, of course I know him.
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I need a gif of that Correa fist pump

# ¿ Jun 9, 2017 03:35

Big Mean Jerk: Jan 27, 2009; Well, of course I know him.
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These late game rallies are going to give me a heart attack before the season is over

Imagine this poo poo in the postseason :suicide:

# ¿ Jun 9, 2017 03:45

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Big Mean Jerk: Jan 27, 2009; Well, of course I know him.
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The gently caress was that pitch

# ¿ Jun 9, 2017 03:53

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