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DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Chill Nazi Frog posted:

Twitter is kayfabe

Instagram is real life.

When wrestlers cross-post, that is a mystery for the fans to solve

whats onlyfans?

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im cute
Sep 21, 2009

DoctorGonzo posted:

whats onlyfans?

isn't that site for totally-not-prostitiutes?

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Chill Nazi Frog posted:

isn't that site for totally-not-prostitiutes?

Please dont talk about Shelly Martinez like that.

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

Aphrodite posted:

Nia was also on the PPV pre-show and came off as genuinely cheering on her friend Alexa rather than being a heel tearing down Bayley.

And she always has like big happy smiles in her promotional pictures. She seems too nice to play heel.

I've always felt this. She has a great look but you can tell she is a very nice person no matter what she's doing. Unfortunately WWE is too dumb to ever understand how to book such a person as a face.

That's one of the reasons Braun Strowman is so good. He looks and sounds like a big mean SOB so you really believe it. Even if you see him goofing off in various tweets and posts.

im cute
Sep 21, 2009

DoctorGonzo posted:

Please dont talk about Shelly Martinez like that.

you paid $150 for 4 jpgs and a "sexy backstage video" didn't you

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Braun Strowman should wear a mask to hide his pretty face.

im cute
Sep 21, 2009

Push El Burrito posted:

Braun Strowman should wear a mask to hide his pretty face.



2 cute 4 heel work

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Is it safe to Google "Shelly Martinez" at work

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Chill Nazi Frog posted:

you paid $150 for 4 jpgs and a "sexy backstage video" didn't you

Yes but for Nicolette Shea.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Chill Nazi Frog posted:

you paid $150 for 4 jpgs and a "sexy backstage video" didn't you

Onlyfans is a month by month subscription. Come on man, do your research.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Eli Wiggum posted:

Is it safe to Google "Shelly Martinez" at work

do you work at a "bite club"

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Aphrodite posted:

Onlyfans is a month by month subscription. Come on man, do your research.

what does he-she-it-xir means by this?!

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

Kawalimus posted:

I've always felt this. She has a great look but you can tell she is a very nice person no matter what she's doing. Unfortunately WWE is too dumb to ever understand how to book such a person as a face.

That's one of the reasons Braun Strowman is so good. He looks and sounds like a big mean SOB so you really believe it. Even if you see him goofing off in various tweets and posts.

Sounds, certainly.

He looks like a gigantic teddy bear, though.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



It's not safe to Google "full nelson" at work, let me tell you.

(Or Bing it, anyway. Maybe Google is a bit less inundated with porn.)

im cute
Sep 21, 2009

DoctorGonzo posted:

what does he-she-it-xir means by this?!

I mean, you can get the basic Nicolette Shea experience for $15/mo, but eventually you will want to bite the bullet and get the full experience for merely $2000/hr. Also please don't click those at work.

Kawalimus posted:

I've always felt this. She has a great look but you can tell she is a very nice person no matter what she's doing. Unfortunately WWE is too dumb to ever understand how to book such a person as a face.

That's one of the reasons Braun Strowman is so good. He looks and sounds like a big mean SOB so you really believe it. Even if you see him goofing off in various tweets and posts.

I think WWE is contractually obligated by The Curse to have at least one large woman on the payroll at all times, and Tamina god bless her just isn't monstrous enough.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Chill Nazi Frog posted:

I mean, you can get the basic Nicolette Shea experience for $15/mo, but eventually you will want to bite the bullet and get the full experience for merely $2000/hr. Also please don't click those at work.



After the Brazil Grand Prix Im going for the full month personally.

Thank you for the heads up Pepe, greetings to Kekistan.

im cute
Sep 21, 2009

For $75,000 I hope she doesn't expect you to shower every day

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Ronda's following WWE people on Twitter now

Incessant Excess
Aug 15, 2005

Cause of glitch:
Pretentiousness

Chris James 2 posted:

Ronda's following WWE people on Twitter now

Wouldn't read too much into this, she may just view Steph as an inspiration.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Ronda has been attacking Enzo this whole time.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Chill Nazi Frog posted:

For $75,000 I hope she doesn't expect you to shower every day

We are totally gonna talk about how Bayley deserves better booking.

Also outside of the mainstream press i dont see what Ronda could bring to the WWE that would be fun.

Feud with Stephanie and her husband
Winning the three women titles
Gettingt knocked up by someone better.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Gonz posted:

Ronda has been attacking Enzo this whole time.
Please be this

E: or even the mystery person texting about Angle

FUCKFACE MORON fucked around with this message at 20:04 on Jun 12, 2017

im cute
Sep 21, 2009

There's like a half dozen+ men in or formerly in WWE who've competed at an Olympic level, but I can't think of any women who fit that bill. Ronda Rousey could be the first!

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

I feel like Ronda's a losing bet for WWE beyond a short Goldberg-type stint. She'd have to destroy everyone because she's a REAL ATHLETE, and barring a Kurt Angle type miracle will not look great doing it, making everyone else look that much worse in the process

She'd also be expensive as gently caress

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Strikeforce Ronda trainning with the Diaz would be fun.
UFC Ronda wouldnt
WWE Ronda, please kill me.

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4586294/WWE-champ-Bray-Wyatt-wife-divorce-Jojo-Offerman.html

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Finally the identity of Sister Abigail revealed!

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
They will push Wyatt to the moon. Alpha dudes is totally Vinces alley.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Hopefully the judge lets Bray look strong when he loses at the end of the divorce trial.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Big scoop coming. Been sitting on it for weeks. Gonna drop it tonight.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012



Does this help or hurt his chances of ever getting a Mania win

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008




must have been living the gimmick because he's apparently married to his sister according to the Daily Mail

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

quote:

She counters his allegations are an 'attempt to pull the wool over the public's eyes when his antics and affairs become more public'

Now we know where Bray gets his promo material from.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

RacistGuidingLight posted:

Big scoop coming. Been sitting on it for weeks. Gonna drop it tonight.

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Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...
He's just workin that mark!

She's goin to slide up to that alimony winah.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Bray and Jojo, huh?

He's fat and she's so tiny.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Why does his wife look like his brother?

Edit: Ok I think the first pic is of him with his sister?

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Push El Burrito posted:

Why does his wife look like his brother?

The picture of him and his wife in the article, that's actually his sister Mika.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

sportsgenius86 posted:

The picture of him and his wife in the article, that's actually his sister Mika.

Vince finally got it!

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Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
New Bray Wyatt merch: A t-shirt that just says INCEST in Comic Sans font.

*DEH*

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