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Man, I think I forgot all the Sierra Hard, as a defense mechanism or something.
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We just found that bowl out in the middle of a field, right? Well, I suppose you'd be disinclined to pick up a wooden bowl unless you were a protagonist anyway. ('A bowl! I found a bowl! Good for me!")
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Jun 15, 2017 04:01
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Man, that giant game over message must get pretty old pretty fast.
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Jun 27, 2017 03:04
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Kings need to respect kings, don't they?
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Jul 1, 2017 03:07
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I can just imagine having no sugar, inching past those brambles, and then not scaring off the ghost. You'd probably throw something out the window.
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Jul 7, 2017 04:02
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That's a pretty good realization of a strange world with the color palette available at the time.
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Jul 8, 2017 02:51
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So somebody sat down and made all those desert screens to get lost in and die. That's some dedication.
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Jul 23, 2017 03:02
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Getting your poo poo stolen from you seems like an excellent way to dodge the wizard frisking you for spell ingredients.
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Jul 23, 2017 21:47
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I imagine all this fine cursor navigation was regarded as an acceptable challenge in those early days of gaming. Can't think why.
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Jul 26, 2017 02:56
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I suppose blood sacrifice waits for no man, but couldn't it have waited like ten more minutes?
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Jul 30, 2017 09:52
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It's okay, guys, I know how to get us out of here. First we need to find the mural of all the children of the world holding hands.
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Aug 2, 2017 03:50
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Really it's the shark screen that irritates me the most. What you have to do in order to live feels like cheating.
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Aug 6, 2017 22:52
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So the magic stops working when the king is sad? That's... useful.
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Aug 8, 2017 01:34
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I wonder why she wouldn't don the hat to go on an adventure. Then again it's probably a little disrespectful.
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Aug 14, 2017 02:30
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Sounds like someone wanted to see what lies at the intersection of pixel-hunting and limited durability.
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Aug 15, 2017 04:07
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Can you even run away from them when they spawn, or is it a foregone conclusion?
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Aug 17, 2017 02:57
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Man, I shudder to think what Lolotte would do to an actual princess. I suppose a peasant at least can be useful to anyone.
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Aug 19, 2017 04:33
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Oh. Here I figured we'd have to randomly dig for something until we found it.
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Aug 22, 2017 01:06
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Man, it looks like Roselia's drowning when she heads out the waterfall. I suppose it's the limited animation palette at work.
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Aug 24, 2017 14:37
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What's the ogre even want golden eggs for? Is there a shady merchant who trades with anyone, even ogres?
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Aug 28, 2017 03:37
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Wow, that's kind of ridiculous. That's, like, a lantern so bright you can't see anything for about six inches, and then darkness so deep you can't see anything.
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Aug 30, 2017 03:32
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...shouldn't the only thing left in the box be hope? Or did all the evils that plagued the world just decide to go home for the weekend?
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Sep 3, 2017 02:02
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"Aha," thought Lolotte. "Mad scientists are constantly being betrayed by their beautiful daughters, so I'll just have an ugly son!" Alas, it could not save her.
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Sep 4, 2017 17:58
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I like how Genesta put in some goddamn guardrails for once.
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Sep 7, 2017 02:23
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I like that logo. The letters stack very pleasantly.
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Sep 8, 2017 02:22
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So I guess whichever programmer they gave the Cedric hat to just kind of... took a bad idea and never stopped running because there was nobody to say stop?
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Sep 12, 2017 04:15
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You'd think Graham would have gone walking with some money in his pockets.
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Sep 14, 2017 02:56
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Cut Cedric a break, his only moral exemplar is a senile wizard grandpa. Probably gets all his news from foxes.
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Sep 16, 2017 13:43
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Suleiman trapped them djinns for a reason, Graham.
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Sep 19, 2017 07:06
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And the thing is, it takes more effort to turn the player into a dead man walking than not. You have to deliberately plan out the two dozen ways people can gently caress themselves over and learn almost nothing from the experience.
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Sep 22, 2017 01:21
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I'm surprised we didn't need special gloves to handle that wheel, or else prick ourselves and sleep forever.
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Sep 23, 2017 01:54
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What kind of peasantry doesn't learn how to pick a lock with a bit of short wire? For shame, Young And Excessively Upright Graham.
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Sep 27, 2017 03:52
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I like to think that you were violently swearing at that snake in rattlese.
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Oct 10, 2017 03:14
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I like how he's just a talking wolf like it ain't no thing. Makes you wonder what kind of trash talk he spat at Cedric before you got there.
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Oct 14, 2017 01:39
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Of course! In his natural arctic environment, he had no opportunity to cultivate a defense against baked goods!
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Oct 18, 2017 04:31
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U.T. Raptor posted:I like how that map apparently didn't trust the reader to understand that Harpy Island would have harpies on it. Given this game? It could easily have crazed harp-makers who'll kill you unless you pick up a broken matchstick on the third screen of the game.
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Oct 19, 2017 06:38
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Man, I don't want to know how that old rotting fish is going to come in handy.
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Oct 21, 2017 22:40
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Really it's just a matter of bylaws. Can't keep your evil wizard's guild card if you don't visit calamity on some do-gooder once a year.
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Oct 25, 2017 04:21
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I guess the cat's having a nap too. This seems like an able time to yowl loud enough to wake the dead.
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Oct 27, 2017 03:33
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Have you at least got as much time as possible to work out what the hell that machine is for, or are you on a timer?
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