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Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


Y'all realize that the Sessions hearing is a waste of time right?

He isn't going to answer poo poo.

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redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Genocide Tendency posted:

Y'all realize that the Sessions hearing is a waste of time right?

He isn't going to answer poo poo.

He and some of the Republicans are dumb enough that he very well could gently caress something up if he doesn't answer "I plead the Fifth/That's classified/I don't recall".

Also I want more McCain rambling.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Yeah. The Rosenstein testimony is going to be the better of the two just because of the "I won't fire Mueller" comments.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Genocide Tendency posted:

Y'all realize that the Sessions hearing is a waste of time right?

He isn't going to answer poo poo.

I'm looking for Angus King to tell me that I can't handle the truth.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
I was thinking about treating this like a super bowl drinking game but with dabs. Then I realized I don't want to smoke my entire supply over him saying "I don't recall" or whatever.

I'd like to watch him perjure himself, because gently caress him. rear end in a top hat wanted to prosecute medicinal marijuana workers.

Stellar Curiosity
Jan 15, 2009

One of the many live streams:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-LCL0HdJ50

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Gonna need a gif of him flapping his ears dumbo style and flying away from the desk.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
he is such a goofy looking man

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Sessions now under oath

here we go

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
He looks like he has a fat wad of copenhagen in his lip.

He's probably a Skoal Vanilla guy.

Stellar Curiosity
Jan 15, 2009

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

Sessions now under oath

here we go

I object to the fact that his voice does not match up with Leslie Jordan :(

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Sessions denying everything

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



TBeats posted:

he is such a goofy looking man

Reminds me of a vile looking Henry Gibson

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Yup. As expected.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
For being a Senator for so long, he's an awful liar.

Stellar Curiosity
Jan 15, 2009

I deny!

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Sessions is working overtime on clarifying his refusal.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
what he's saying about comey and communication seems a little flat considering he left comey alone with trump, right?

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
This guy makes me want to hide in the corner of the university library with the thickest, driest, history book accounting Sherman's march through the south. Just reading the worse descriptions over and over again.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
All he's doing in making more of a shitpile to dig himself out of when the lies flow and contradict.

Not like it matters.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Man gently caress Sessions.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

cowboy elvis posted:

Man gently caress Sessions.

Porn hub search:

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
what the gently caress is he even talking about and what does this have to do with why this hearing is taking place

Nine of Eight
Apr 28, 2011


LICK IT OFF, AND PUT IT BACK IN
Dinosaur Gum
So now we're off on a tangent about Drugs and terrorists?

Tryzzub
Jan 1, 2007

Mudslide Experiment

TBeats posted:

what the gently caress is he even talking about and what does this have to do with why this hearing is taking place

He's using the 'support are troops' defense (sort of).

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
He is using this hearing to wage the drug war.

There is no one who gets me into liberal REEEEE mode like Sessions. Not even close.

Stellar Curiosity
Jan 15, 2009

Irrelevant speech about terroreests and car-tells

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Uhhh mmm ummmm uh


It's his generation's "like, you know".

Missionary Positron
Jul 6, 2004
And now for something completely different
https://twitter.com/gbrockell/status/874702855101448197

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
§ 45.2 Disqualification arising from personal or political relationship.
(a) Unless authorized under paragraph (b) of this section, no employee shall participate in a criminal investigation or prosecution if he has a personal or political relationship with:

(1) Any person or organization substantially involved in the conduct that is the subject of the investigation or prosecution; or

(2) Any person or organization which he knows has a specific and substantial interest that would be directly affected by the outcome of the investigation or prosecution.

(b) An employee assigned to or otherwise participating in a criminal investigation or prosecution who believes that his participation may be prohibited by paragraph (a) of this section shall report the matter and all attendant facts and circumstances to his supervisor at the level of section chief or the equivalent or higher. If the supervisor determines that a personal or political relationship exists between the employee and a person or organization described in paragraph (a) of this section, he shall relieve the employee from participation unless he determines further, in writing, after full consideration of all the facts and circumstances, that:

(1) The relationship will not have the effect of rendering the employee's service less than fully impartial and professional; and

(2) The employee's participation would not create an appearance of a conflict of interest likely to affect the public perception of the integrity of the investigation or prosecution.

(c) For the purposes of this section:

(1)Political relationship means a close identification with an elected official, a candidate (whether or not successful) for elective, public office, a political party, or a campaign organization, arising from service as a principal adviser thereto or a principal official thereof; and

(2)Personal relationship means a close and substantial connection of the type normally viewed as likely to induce partiality. An employee is presumed to have a personal relationship with his father, mother, brother, sister, child and spouse. Whether relationships (including friendships) of an employee to other persons or organizations are “personal” must be judged on an individual basis with due regard given to the subjective opinion of the employee.

(d) This section pertains to agency management and is not intended to create rights enforceable by private individuals or organizations.

[Order No. 993-83, 48 FR 2319, Jan. 19, 1983. Redesignated at 61 FR 59815, Nov. 25, 1996]

Stellar Curiosity
Jan 15, 2009

"I came there [event] as an interested person a fangirl."

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
He's as blind as Trump is literate.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
I just want all of you to know that by smoking weed you are enemies of the United States

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

they said it was because i was being investigated, but no, it's actually because trump was being investigated

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Proud Christian Mom posted:

I just want all of you to know that by smoking weed you are enemies of the United States

Then they're funding a lot of enemies with disability disney dollars.

Stellar Curiosity
Jan 15, 2009

"It became clear to me over time that I qualified as a significant, ah, uhm, a principal adviser type person to the campaign"


:lol:

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Sessions accused Comey of lying under oath.

Somebody's lying.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

shyduck posted:

Sessions accused Comey of lying under oath.

Somebody's lying.

Hint: it's probably not Comey!

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
But who's going to do anything about it?

Hopefully Mueller.

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Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


shyduck posted:

Sessions accused Comey of lying under oath.

Somebody's lying.

Which one has a known history of lying under oath?

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