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If a commander leaks a retarded memo they wrote themselves about haircuts, what crime was committed?
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A crime against fashion
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Jun 10, 2017 16:24
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Poppyseed Poundcake posted:If a commander leaks a retarded memo they wrote themselves about haircuts, what crime was committed? Retired commander is an important part here.
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Jun 10, 2017 17:23
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Poppyseed Poundcake posted:If a commander leaks a retarded memo they wrote themselves about haircuts, what crime was committed? Posting it on SA Coughmartellocough
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Jun 10, 2017 17:25
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Poppyseed Poundcake posted:If a commander leaks a retarded memo they wrote themselves about haircuts, what crime was committed? Joining the army
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Jun 10, 2017 17:46
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quote:Attorney General Jeff Sessions has announced he will appear before the Senate intelligence committee rather than House and Senate appropriations subcommittees on Tuesday, saying Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein will testify on the latter panels in his place.
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Jun 10, 2017 23:53
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My hope and dream is he's under criminal investigation as well for perjury if nothing else.
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Jun 11, 2017 01:10
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If I'm following the latest right: Jr goes on Fox News and claims his dad definitely told comey to let the investigation of Flynn go, but because he said it sarcastically it wasn't anything bad.
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Jun 11, 2017 04:24
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M_Gargantua posted:If I'm following the latest right: I'm in a constant state of trying to remember which is supposed to be the smart one.
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Jun 11, 2017 16:49
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facialimpediment posted:I'm in a constant state of trying to remember which is supposed to be the smart one.
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Jun 11, 2017 18:09
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They remind me of a twin headed ogre. In every photo they're in close proximity to each other
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Jun 11, 2017 20:58
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Eric looks like a cake that hasn't quite finished baking and also didn't have the right ingredient to begin with
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Jun 11, 2017 21:00
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They're the spitting image of Beavis and Butthead
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Jun 11, 2017 21:28
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milk milk lemonade posted:Eric looks like a cake that hasn't quite finished baking and also didn't have the right ingredient to begin with Somewhere, in a Trump Tower subbasement, in a room lined wall to wall with cloning equipment, float many grim reminders of their earlier failed attempts to produce a living heir. Think alien resurrection, the blonde combover edition.
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Jun 12, 2017 00:11
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Don Dongington posted:Somewhere, in a Trump Tower subbasement, in a room lined wall to wall with cloning equipment, float many grim reminders of their earlier failed attempts to produce a living heir. Think alien resurrection, the blonde combover edition. Venture Brothers.
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Jun 12, 2017 00:12
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The whole Trump family could stand to spend some time in the learning beds tbh
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Jun 12, 2017 00:20
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Who's the Trump Family's Brock Samson in this analogy?
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Jun 12, 2017 00:23
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Idk but Sean Spicer is def Sgt Hatred
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Jun 12, 2017 00:24
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Oh poo poo it's totally Mattis.
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Jun 12, 2017 00:27
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milk milk lemonade posted:Idk but Sean Spicer is def Sgt Hatred
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Jun 12, 2017 00:39
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Nah, he's Helper. Desperately trying to keep the fires out, utterly neglected, impotent, and nothing he says makes any goddamn sense. I'll put Flynn down as the disgraced but ultimately well meaning former military man whose disgusting sexual dysfunctions are only kept in check through brainwashing and research chemicals.
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Don Dongington posted:Oh poo poo it's totally Mattis. "Mad Dog" Mattis is definitely Brock Sampson. And Oh god I can't help but see the Dr. Venture-Donald Trump comparisons. Failed (Insert whatever here), buoyed by his father's reputation, money, friends, etc. .. Our country is currently under power of Venture Industries right now. Dear god. Dead Reckoning posted:Nah, he's Helper. Desperately trying to keep the fires out, utterly neglected, impotent, and nothing he says makes any goddamn sense. Spicer is Helper. Flynn is Sgt. Hatred. Kushner is... What's the Sorcerer's name again? windshipper fucked around with this message at 02:41 on Jun 12, 2017 |
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Jun 12, 2017 02:38
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Dr. Orpheus. And Kushner is Dean. Donald Trump Jr. is an unfinished Hank clone.
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Jun 12, 2017 02:43
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Who's Dr. Orpheus then? I'd say Bannon, but.... Dr. Orpheus doesn't look nearly enough like his mom missed center of mass with the coat hanger, and doesn't hate the world like it either.
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Jun 12, 2017 02:46
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There is no Steve Bannon analog, because nothing about him is funny or endearing.
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Jun 12, 2017 02:52
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Mulvaney is Dr. Orpheus, because neither of them have any shame in their dealings with unholy beings of the netherworld.
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Jun 12, 2017 02:54
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Mattis hasn't hosed enough Russians to be Brock Samson.
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Jun 12, 2017 02:57
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A Bad Poster posted:Mattis hasn't hosed enough Russians to be Brock Samson. Nyet, they can only go to second base.
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Jun 12, 2017 03:07
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I THOUGHT THE COLD WAR WAS OVER
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Jun 12, 2017 03:10
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It is always cold... in Russia.
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Jun 12, 2017 03:12
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Bannon is that hosed up clone of Dean that just wants to please Doc
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Jun 12, 2017 03:25
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Bannon is more like Dr Girlfriend in the earlier seasons, in that he would be a hell of a lot more dangerous if he weren't surrounded by hopeless morons.
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Jun 12, 2017 04:20
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Phantom Limb, maybe?
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Jun 12, 2017 04:22
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Mr. Nice! posted:I THOUGHT THE COLD WAR WAS OVER I was thinking the other day about how it seems like at least 2 wars we thought we had won are coming back right now. The Cold War, and the Civil War. That realization kinda hosed me up.
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Jun 12, 2017 04:35
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You mean the Secret Cold War and Secret Civil War? That's why we have the Secret President
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Jun 12, 2017 04:42
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DEEP STATE
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Jun 12, 2017 05:51
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Bumping this thread for Sessions' testifying later today.
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Jun 13, 2017 13:16
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Bumping for the tapman https://twitter.com/jaketapper/status/874592535028674565
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Wasn't keebler klansman supposed to be jabberjawing by now?
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LITERALLY SHAKING posted:Wasn't keebler klansman supposed to be jabberjawing by now? Half an hour.
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