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cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


:duckie: READ THE OP :duckie:

Welcome back to another episode of AUG, where the derails are made up and the reports don't matter!

Yes, that's right! With this installment of AUG, I need to make something clear: I am the only moderator responsible for this thread. If you have any concerns, message me directly. One of the reasons the last one got shut down is that you guys were slamming the report button with the wild abandon of a child hitting one of those little toy phones. If you're unsure of some content and you're hovering over that report button, may I suggest referring to the following sticky? Unless someone posts something incredibly, dangerously offensive, please refrain from bothering other PYF mods. I slacked off during the last permutation of this thread because I was labouring under the delusion that you guys were behaving yourselves, but I guess not.

The following rules apply:

1) Do not put NWS images under a spoiler.

2) Anyone engaging in arguments about what is or isn't AUG will be immediately probated. I cannot stress this enough. No one cares.

3) If the spirit of this thread bothers you, try not opening it and reading all the posts. This is like cramming your finger into a toaster and then suing the manufacturers.

4) Regular people who are a little chubby or are a different gender orientation or whatever is not content. Even if they're a little weird looking, it doesn't fall under the category of this thread. Otherwise this would be the "I'm not sure why, but this seems a little off to me" thread.

5) Do not slam that mf report button. Go for a walk. Message me and I will take care of it.







quote:

"The 28-year-old ex-air hostess now has no plans to curb her tanning addiction and admits she is still using the 50-tube sunbed that is installed in her home so she can look darker."

But hey, AUG doesn't have to just be people! It can be weird pizzas for example:



Ha-ha! Nasty!



Eww. What a slob.

Etc. Have fun! Let's make this 100-page round of AUG the best one ever!

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Nckdictator
Sep 8, 2006
Just..someone
I'm sorry.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GA2tpPl-9GQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqYV-GLnxQU

Nckdictator has a new favorite as of 05:38 on Jun 7, 2017

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Foam Adventure is a classic, but I'm not sure what that other lad is on about because I could only watch him for about ten seconds.

cnut
May 3, 2016

nvm

cnut
May 3, 2016


Great Metal Jesus
Jun 11, 2007

Got no use for psychiatry
I can talk to the voices
in my head for free
Mood swings like an axe
Into those around me
My tongue is a double agent

Hey I didn't mean to click on the PYF adorable picture thread!

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Oooh shiny new thread! Gonna gunk it up with some crust punks.



Also,



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Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...
The thread title is pretty AUG

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless


what 3 million in plastic surgery looks like.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowb...ons-on-surgery/

"news" article :nws: don't click it at work, around your parents, or ever.

SirDrinksAlot
Aug 6, 2006

The wicked flee when none pursueth

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HrB_8-jtUw

Mainly for the people he talks to .

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Olive Garden tonight! posted:

The thread title is pretty AUG

I'm not really sure how you want me to respond to this.

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

cash crab posted:

I'm not really sure how you want me to respond to this.

Have you tried rereading the thread title?

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Olive Garden tonight! posted:

Have you tried rereading the thread title?

I am vaguely referring to this:



And I thought it was funny. Sorry about the misunderstanding, I didn't realize the deliberate mis-wording was not funny to other people.

Anyway, here's some content:

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Or, alternatively, if you still think it's stupid, find some content of equal or lesser value to say, "Diana needs skin", and then I can change the title. WALLA.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Lime Tonics posted:



what 3 million in plastic surgery looks like.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowb...ons-on-surgery/

"news" article :nws: don't click it at work, around your parents, or ever.

Also, really quickly: Nothing has ever reminded me of the Hunger Games more than this video

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...
Sorry Cash Crab, I've never seen that picture before

http://i.imgur.com/XeDw2t4.mp4

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


<3 It's all good. Look at this picture, where a couple from 1999 is divorcing and dividing their Beanie Baby assets



e: also this



Duality of man etc etc

cash crab has a new favorite as of 08:22 on Jun 8, 2017

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

cash crab posted:

<3 It's all good. Look at this picture, where a couple from 1999 is divorcing and dividing their Beanie Baby assets



e: also this



Duality of man etc etc

Congrats; you have completely eliminated my giggle-to-gasp-of-horror refractory period.

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016

Eat a dick unicycle boy!

cash crab posted:

<3 It's all good. Look at this picture, where a couple from 1999 is divorcing and dividing their Beanie Baby assets



e: also this



Duality of man etc etc

That juxtaposition tho...

Metanaut
Oct 9, 2006

Honey it's tight like that.
College Slice
:finland::black101:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fh2jlZ1m4V0

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Took me a second.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

White furniture? That is AUG.

flirty dental hygienist
Jul 24, 2007

All aboard the knuckle train to FIST PLANET!!

"So that's it huh? We're some kind of... Suicide Squad."

Peg Sliderskew
Jan 4, 2010

flirty dental hygienist posted:

"So that's it huh? We're some kind of... Suicide Squad."

Suicide Girl Squad.

text me a vag pic
May 18, 2007













if u like my belly and you think is sexy come on baby let me kno

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under



I saw the picture first and read the text directly above it and thought he was talking about his nipples

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


my favorite thread












Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money

dont dox me

MageMage
Feb 11, 2007

I SUCK AND LOVE TO YELL PERFORMATIVE HOT TAKES AND NONSENSE LIES WHEN I GET WORKED UP. SOMETIMES AUTOBANNED IS BETTER. MAYBE ONE DAY WHEN I STORM OFF I'LL ACTUALLY STOP SHITTING UP THE SITE FOR REAL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fjZ3geBxZ4&t=3s

I can't wait until this kind of poo poo gets people fined ten grand etc.

Twat McTwatterson
May 31, 2011

she's hot as gently caress i would sniff her rear end even after she took a poo poo

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Nckdictator
Sep 8, 2006
Just..someone
A few more classics.









https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r71l-ajiuHA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XILfJMhOyZc

Nckdictator has a new favorite as of 23:00 on Jun 8, 2017

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016

Eat a dick unicycle boy!

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under




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Anil Dikshit
Apr 11, 2007

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