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If you remove the hosed up inexcusable comma, the sentence makes perfect sense even if it's written in pretentious douchese.
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Jan 9, 2018 13:43
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Bobby Digital posted:It’s a perfectly corpulent flyer FTFY
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Jan 9, 2018 13:45
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I often wonder how people can become that fat. I mean, I know I'm fat, but it's because I'm lazy, drink too much beer, and eat too many pizzas, but that poo poo is like next level fat, like there's some concerted effort into acquiring mass.
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Jan 9, 2018 13:56
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Iron Crowned posted:I often wonder how people can become that fat. I mean, I know I'm fat, but it's because I'm lazy, drink too much beer, and eat too many pizzas, but that poo poo is like next level fat, like there's some concerted effort into acquiring mass. Mental illness.
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Jan 9, 2018 14:39
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I'm old and don't understand what "queering" means. In grade school I think it meant you were calling someone gay, but now it's a verb?
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Jan 9, 2018 14:51
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Solice Kirsk posted:I'm old and don't understand what "queering" means. In grade school I think it meant you were calling someone gay, but now it's a verb? There's this old Tumblr post I read that speaks to my heart so well that I have it memorized. "Hi, I'm Scarfbeard Manbun and this is my girlfriend Septumpierce Undercut, and we're queering heterosexuality by making a joint Tinder account for three-ways."
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Jan 9, 2018 14:53
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Solice Kirsk posted:I'm old and don't understand what "queering" means. In grade school I think it meant you were calling someone gay, but now it's a verb? It's used much in the same way that "disruptive" is these days (which is to say stupidly).
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Jan 9, 2018 14:56
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Iron Crowned posted:I often wonder how people can become that fat. I mean, I know I'm fat, but it's because I'm lazy, drink too much beer, and eat too many pizzas, but that poo poo is like next level fat, like there's some concerted effort into acquiring mass. Same. At least 2 or 3 times a week I witness obesity that's just positively insane. Like being able to rest a can of coke on a standing person's hips or rear end for instance. I'm always amused to see those old circus freak show pictures where they show The Fat Lady. here's one from 1950: https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f2/c8/2f/f2c82f077222c763a08a2bc8a6d64d93.jpg She's obese, sure, but she wouldn't shock anyone. Half of Wal-Mart looks like this now.
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Jan 9, 2018 15:22
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She still has ankles.
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Jan 9, 2018 16:25
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Solice Kirsk posted:I'm old and don't understand what "queering" means. In grade school I think it meant you were calling someone gay, but now it's a verb? It's what my boss during summers in college would yell into the restroom if any combination of the six summer workers including myself spent too much time in there. "You boys in there queering each other?"
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Jan 9, 2018 17:37
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"If you cut me in half I'd weigh as much as a normal person. I am healthy and sticking it to the man."
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Jan 9, 2018 17:45
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Hate Fibration posted:"If you cut me in half I'd weigh as much as a normal person. I am healthy and sticking it to the man." I dunno, getting winded walking to the mailbox is not what I'd consider "healthy."
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Jan 9, 2018 17:59
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Iron Crowned posted:I dunno, getting winded walking to the mailbox is not what I'd consider "healthy." What if there's like stairs and stuff? Ever think of that? No. No you didn't because you're a fatscist.
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Jan 9, 2018 18:03
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Her name doesn't even work as a bad pun the way it's written - Pausé would be something like "Pawsay" not "Paws" because of the acute accent. :pedant:
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Jan 9, 2018 18:27
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The answers to all your questions are "She went to Texas Tech."
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Jan 9, 2018 18:32
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Jan 9, 2018 18:36
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Bones are very strong
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Jan 9, 2018 18:40
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Maybe it’s “pussy” in her mind.
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Jan 9, 2018 18:48
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Iron Crowned posted:Bones are very strong Look closely at the calves. The tibia and fibula are not supposed to bow outward like that.
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Jan 9, 2018 18:57
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LingcodKilla posted:Maybe it’s “pussy” in her mind. I guess she is the right shape to claim the Humpty Dumpty school of language as her native tongue. Through The Looking Glass posted:‘When I use a word,’ Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone, ‘it means just what I choose it to mean–neither more nor less.’ Oh god, Dodgson knew, he was trying to warn us!
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Jan 9, 2018 19:09
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SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL posted:I wonder what they intend “neoliberal” to mean? Neoliberalism is basically a loose set of economic policies that in common parlance, basically accuses another person of employing liberal policies and laissez-faire economic policies simultaneously. Hillary Clinton was pretty unpopular in a lot of circles on that basis. Solice Kirsk posted:I'm old and don't understand what "queering" means. In grade school I think it meant you were calling someone gay, but now it's a verb? Queering, in a sociological context, initially referred to reading texts, media and social institutions in a way that allowed for LGBT people to access those spaces without the permission of the dominant structures that created them. In English, that basically means that branches of academics would reread, say, Victorian texts and maybe give leeway to the idea that "extremely close friendships" shown in letters between two women who constantly talked about each other's pussies might have been a little bit gay, maybe. Interpreting (and celebrating) homoerotic subtexts in media could then be a fun activity. Queering now refers often to: chitoryu12 posted:"Hi, I'm Scarfbeard Manbun and this is my girlfriend Septumpierce Undercut, and we're queering heterosexuality by making a joint Tinder account for three-ways." So that it's essentially a tool for people who feel like they're outside of the fringes of society in some way to say, "I'm making [normal thing] weird! Ha-ha!" And so, the translation of the poster is thus: "In this lecture, a woman who inexplicably gained tenure, possibly from lack of applicants, discusses how if we can look at fat people slightly differently [removed extraneous comma for clarity] that might change the way we assume fat people are across the board, while she also rejects rich white people who registered as Democrats for the last twenty years but also think homeless people are kind of icky."
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Jan 9, 2018 19:17
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Wow, it got more tedious in translation! I didn't think that'd be possible!
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Jan 9, 2018 19:37
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Paladinus posted:Sorry about your false conscience developed under the system of post-industrial patriarchal oppression. Yeah, ummmmmm, sure. I guess...
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Jan 9, 2018 19:50
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EmptyVessel posted:Her name doesn't even work as a bad pun the way it's written - Paus� would be something like "Pawsay" not "Paws" because of the acute accent. :pedant: But, since she's into fat studies, she HAS to be wacky and quirky. It's in the bylaws...
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Jan 9, 2018 19:52
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cash crab posted:Queering now refers often to: Or, you know, making [weird thing] normal, right?
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Jan 9, 2018 19:54
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Fat studies is a heavy topic, with a huge body of work.
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Jan 9, 2018 20:02
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Some very thicc books have been written on the subject.
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Jan 9, 2018 20:18
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You're on a slippery slope, my friend.
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Jan 9, 2018 20:23
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:You're on a slippery slope, my friend. Sweat'll do that.
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Jan 9, 2018 20:28
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Solice Kirsk posted:What if there's like stairs and stuff? Ever think of that? No. No you didn't because you're a fatscist. believe the word you're looking for is stoutist. 
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Jan 9, 2018 20:51
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Wheat Loaf posted:believe the word you're looking for is stoutist. Use that sort of language, and I will SIT on you. (And not in a fun way...)
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Jan 9, 2018 20:54
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and that skeleton was tyra banks and now you know... ...the rest of the story
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Jan 9, 2018 23:15
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Wheat Loaf posted:believe the word you're looking for is stoutist. I like fatscist better.
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Jan 9, 2018 23:20
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I have my PhD in fat studies too, I work with people with type 2 diabetes.
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Jan 9, 2018 23:54
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GOOD LORD 
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Jan 10, 2018 01:54
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Trig Discipline posted:and that skeleton was tyra banks So where are the eye smiles hidden in all of that?
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Jan 10, 2018 02:37
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Basically this but fleshier: 
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Jan 10, 2018 03:19
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Tasteful Dickpic posted:Some very thicc books have been written on the subject.   
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 Nothing, that's what!
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