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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Ziv Zulander posted:

See also, lying about using a condom

Just shoot the condom across the room in full view. Any sexual partner worth a drat will think that joke is hilarious.

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text me a vag pic
May 18, 2007





I LOoOOoOOoOOoOoOVE RESHIRAM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPyhlybViJw

throw to first DAMN IT
Apr 10, 2007
This whole thread has been raging at the people who don't want Saracen invasion to their homes

Perhaps you too should be more accepting of their cultures
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrr3wIUWY2U&t=5s

quote:

However, the application alone still doesn’t satisfy all of the senses. To meet the need for physical touch, developers have a plain dakimakura which is the same height and relative size as Hatsune Miku. The promotional video explains that it’s also quite springy and good for squeezing.

And then, to give fans the sense that they can smell this virtual character, developers recommend spritzing their pillow with a particular type of perfume: fragrance of a high school girl.















ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004



A million times, no. Stop asking

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

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Great Metal Jesus
Jun 11, 2007

Got no use for psychiatry
I can talk to the voices
in my head for free
Mood swings like an axe
Into those around me
My tongue is a double agent
Edit: whoa I missed a page there. Talking about Pepe Armor dude from the last page.

Why wouldn't you just go with like... Motocross gear or something? It would probably offer better defense, be more comfortable, and make you look like (slightly) less of a total loving dweeb.

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Great Metal Jesus posted:

Edit: whoa I missed a page there. Talking about Pepe Armor dude from the last page.

Why wouldn't you just go with like... Motocross gear or something? It would probably offer better defense, be more comfortable, and make you look like (slightly) less of a total loving dweeb.


They see themselves mirroring the great roman conquerors and hold them as the shining pinnacle if western civilization (yknow when brown people knew their place) then they put on trashcans and come out looking like a fat rape ganger from mad max

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Gerblyn
Apr 4, 2007

"TO BATTLE!"
Fun Shoe

why is the anime girl standing in a rubbish bin?

throw to first DAMN IT
Apr 10, 2007
This whole thread has been raging at the people who don't want Saracen invasion to their homes

Perhaps you too should be more accepting of their cultures
It's also possible that they had it from somewhere else, like LARPing. The boardgame club at my university participates in some medieval war game every summer and they apparently have enough homemade chainmail armor to outfit a small army.

Ralph Crammed In
May 11, 2007

Let's get clean and smart


Gerblyn posted:

why is the anime girl standing in a rubbish bin?

Why do you ask questions you know the answer to?

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

Is this the vegan pussy eating guy

Gerblyn posted:

why is the anime girl standing in a rubbish bin?

I think she's standing in an overturned CRT monitor :psyduck:

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

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Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Something for the gay goons.












I'm still heterosexual. :smithcloud:



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MNIMWA
Dec 1, 2014


ahah what the heck is going on here

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug

MNIMWA posted:

ahah what the heck is going on here

A libertarian convention let basically anybody go up to give a speech for nomination. Or something similar to that; they basically did the whole "we won't deny anybody the microphone" thing and let anybody go up to try to get votes who wanted to.

So that husky bearded guy said "I'd like to campaign!" and instead went up on stage and did a strip tease until they shooed him away. It's as hilarious and awkward as it sounds.

Pittsburgh Lambic
Feb 16, 2011

I couldn't tell what there was to see in that picture, until I saw it. gently caress.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Again: whiteyfats, you are a monster, and I love you.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

ToxicSlurpee posted:

A libertarian convention let basically anybody go up to give a speech for nomination. Or something similar to that; they basically did the whole "we won't deny anybody the microphone" thing and let anybody go up to try to get votes who wanted to.

So that husky bearded guy said "I'd like to campaign!" and instead went up on stage and did a strip tease until they shooed him away. It's as hilarious and awkward as it sounds.

It was the official Libertarian Party national convention, during the time that the people campaigning to be party chair were goven opportunities to make speeches. This was apparently this dude's "speech". He got two votes.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


Not going to lie: I still think this is a great piece of music.

Intoluene
Jul 6, 2011

Activating self-destruct sequence!
Fun Shoe

AlbieQuirky posted:

It was the official Libertarian Party national convention, during the time that the people campaigning to be party chair were goven opportunities to make speeches. This was apparently this dude's "speech". He got two votes.

If I was there, it would have been three. :colbert:

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

cash crab posted:

Again: whiteyfats, you are a monster, and I love you.

I do my best. :unsmith:

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old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!

Oh that Larry! Such a scamp.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013


Enfys
Feb 17, 2013

The ocean is calling and I must go

I feel really bad for the tattoo artists who have to spend hours inking a cartoon pony vagina.

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


Enfys posted:

I feel really bad for the tattoo artists who have to spend hours inking a cartoon pony vagina.

I'm sure a tattoo artist doesn't have to ink a cartoon pony vagina if they don't want to.

Mad Hamish
Jun 15, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.




Ohhhhhh noooooooooo :ohdear:

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May 18, 2007








quote:

I’ve found one pic with Gadget in web a couple of days ago, on a popular entertainment site, with a little article of who she is and her story. ... Her pics from the cartoon are wonderful, but there is so much fan art where she looks just the ideal female. ... In our dirty world She’s the only angel. ... I absolutely understand the men who started the cult, because Gadget gives all us the hope that there’s the endless beauty in our world. The ideal girl. Which we’ll never meet in reality.

http://www.odditycentral.com/news/russian-cult-worships-female-cartoon-character.html

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Michael Shannon getting way into character

Ralph Crammed In
May 11, 2007

Let's get clean and smart


Once I heard a heart surgeon tell a story where he was getting tested for his surgeon license or whatever, and they showed him an x-ray of a heart that was malformed so that the chambers were the wrong size/position, but the x-ray was mirrored so it looked normal-ish, but still off. He said it was the hardest question he ever got.

That's how I feel about the last page here, except it's the Poe's Law exam.

Bad Llama
Jan 2, 2007
pwnerer
I just got done reading this page and I think my brain is broken

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

Why has no AUG thread ever tackled Onision?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTmjlyk63Pc

http://kernelmag.dailydot.com/features/report/7407/youtubes-most-troubled-star/

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



I... don't want this

Detective Buttfuck
Mar 30, 2011

Man this new thread don't gently caress around

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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

I don't know, I think that singer dude who got caught soliciting child porn from underage fans is more hosed up.

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