Twitch posted:

This is the real comic:



I'm conflicted, because his comics are pretty lovely and he comes off as a gigantic wiener, but he's also kind of one of those people that gets targeted by drive-by trolls and kiwifarms and stuff, so I'll leave this hear and let you make your own conclusions.

text me a vag pic posted:

Best answer I've seen is that the characters have big cartoon eyes and are very expressive, allowing sheltered individuals to clearly read their emotions, which leads to some weird rear end attachments to the characters. The short answer is autism.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EflHHVROiSs

MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:

I regret my first two tattoos and the lovely coverup of one as well. It took me way too long to realize I needed to either pay for a good artist or not get tattooed


At 17, I had a friend use his homemade gun (I do not know all of the parts but he turned it on and off with a rolling switch like you find on old lamps, lmao) to put a word on my leg. At some point, I cut my leg shaving or scraped it or something, so now me leg says "/*]{E" more or less. Fortunately I can cover it with makeup pretty easily.

At 18, my boyfriend and I dropped in to see a friend in the tattoo shop he had recently inherited from his das. I had boyfriend go first, he picked a geometrical pattern from the flash and it came out looking great, so I went ahead.

What I wanted wasn't on the flash even though it was what would later be known as a "nautical star" in tattoo terms. It was supposed to look like this with dark red instead of white:



I figured the guy could freehand it, that his dad would have, you know, taught him. His dad wasn't dead, just retired. I assumed professionalism. I was wrong.

Instead the line work was middling' at best, and he also hosed up the red, black, red, black, pattern, leaving me with an all-black point. I think he was high.

It's on my collarbone, easy to cover up but frequently visible in every day life. I moved to a major metro area and was informed that the red/black and black V (that I didn't ask for) was awfully similar to some gang iconography, so I paid a scratcher seven Percocet to black it out and put a thin purple line around it. He did okay, actually, but there's visible scarring. I don't know if it's from him or the first guy.

At that point I realized I needed to wait on ink until I could research and pay with money.

Don't be like me, kids. Even though I think it's funny now, I'd rather use the money that will go for lasering my leg for anything that isn't me paying for stupidity. And I'd prefer to not be praying I find an artist who can do something great with the star without covering half my chest.

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I FAILED LITERALLY ALL OF THE CRITERIA EXCEPT BMI!

brb gonna eat two hundred million breadsticks just to be sure

oldpainless posted:

That guy shaves his face hair like I do my pube hair!

PCOS Bill posted:

Kids need to be bullied, it builds character. I used to be quite the character construction worker back in my youth. They all had it coming.

Lime Tonics posted:

Rigged Death Trap posted:

Is this a mod for oblivion

cash crab posted:

I am very tired and I got scared seeing my name on anything in this thread


That added a whole other layer to this mess, thank you for that mental image

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zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/Independent/status/922871286971469825

Solice Kirsk posted:

Maybe she's really funny or something.