om nom nom posted:

I'm glad everyone is horrified by those ponies, those few that dreddout posted (especially the ring one) legit make me feel uncomfortable, and I've been on the internet since the late 90's, looking at horrific poo poo on purpose with my friends to freak ourselves out. That's enough for me, I'm not going down this rabbit hole. Some real top-tier AUG there, got a reaction like not much else gets in the many iterations of this thread.

Randaconda posted:

link?

simosimo posted:

I swear there was another post of him and he was a fat Notch look a like and he said people love his name in his line of work.

Slugnoid posted:

me, slamming into elderly disabled black ladies while doing loud pull ups on the sidewalk

Pussy Doodles! posted:

Is that dandruff on his shirt...?

Strudel Man posted:

Also it was a meaningless post.

ReidRansom posted:

Some dude dusted his brown-hued fuckdoll with cocoa powder, so as not to look ashy as it would have with talc or whatever they normally use, presumably, and it got et up with bugs. I think it was just a screengrab of some forum post somewhere.

Slugnoid posted:

green chicken feet posted:

This is probably a weird question, but when someone gets stuck to the couch but keeps living for years, where does all the poop go?

Poop has mass... a significant amount of mass when added up day after day, especially for an obese person eating untold quantities of food. If it piled up under them, eventually they would be sitting on a mountain of poop instead of a couch.

So does someone cut a hole in the couch and put a bedpan underneath? I guess whoever is enabling the couch-stuck person to continue eating could also do that. But they would have to do it preemptively before the person got stuck, wouldn't they, with the understanding that the person had the intention of now using the couch as permanent resting place and toilet?

So many questions I don't think I even want to know the answers to... but I can't help but wonder.

As a final horrible question, since the person can't be cleaned, wouldn’t their flesh start decaying, getting flies laying eggs on them and such, while they are still alive, because they are covered in fecal matter?

Lonjon posted:

Men, protect your life essence! We will prevail in peace and freedom from fear and in true health through the purity and essence of our natural fluids!

throw to first drat IT posted:

http://i.imgur.com/ZvyUk9A.jpg
There's a plastic nipple so I guess it's a bit nws.

verymoldy posted:

Is that guy bricking right now or what in the poo poo is going on in that photo?

Also is that proud boys song being played earnest? I can't tell and it's really upsetting me.

Sunswipe posted:

Of course the Nazis on the far right are more comfortable.

Jerry Cotton posted:

Its me

value-brand cereal posted:

IIRC they later broke up because he made her eat poo poo. Literally ingest fecal matter. Partake of serpentine rear end babies.

rumble in the bunghole posted:

Knee posted:

Not to change gears... but

This kind of thing goes here right?

New Milford councilman resigns after furor over “furry” activities
http://www.newstimes.com/local/article/New-Milford-councilman-resigns-after-furor-over-12181577.php#photo-14068944

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

Which would, logically, be a dog wearing a human costume.

Inzombiac posted:

Okay, I have a story.

I ride public transit all the time so it's typical to see a fair amount of weird/crazy people.
One night I was coming home from work around 10 PM and the train was mostly empty. A homeless couple gets on and sit in the same section as me.
They are being kinda loud, which is to be expected, but they seem to be happy because they are laughing a lot and making out.

She keeps stopping him to say that she is hungry and he finally clues in that she's serious. He rummages through his bag and the only thing he pulls out is a jar of mayo.
He opens it, takes off the freshness seal and they both dig in with their bare hands.
Soooo... that's gross but I've never been homeless or desperate for food so what do I know?

THE ISSUE is that they eat about half of the jar and start making out again hard. They must have thought that the car was completely empty because it isn't long before she inelegantly pulls her underwear down, makes a tepid attempt to cover herself with her skirt and then he starts fingering her with his mayo hand.

Nyyen posted:

For those of us who weren't around for it, what is the story behind this pic?

cash crab posted:

So, I just got a text from a friend, informing me that her boyfriend had run into Tonetta outside a Dollarama in Toronto. I had no idea what she was on about, until looking it up and realizing, "Right, that person I had erased from my brain."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MD4BPAp4jo

Tonetta, "Yummy Yummy Pizza" (2011, video).

verymoldy posted:

Ah poo poo new page, have something from reddit.

Mizuti posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWwZlXWu2uU

You want some cringe?

LingcodKilla posted:

Someone with more life experience help me out here.
Can you get a BJ and get a nicotine high on your dick if the receiver has a wad of chew?

Heath posted:

That's one of those pictures where the longer you look at it the stupider it gets. Why are there random playing cards? What's the candle for? Why is the perspective on the ashtray so hosed up? What's with the door handle and the random single handprint? Why the skull?