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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

cash crab posted:

Sweet lovely cat
I am waiting for your breath
It's fishy and you're on my chest
On my chest my dear
It's 4AM
And you're desperate to be fed
It's 4AM you are a caaaaaat

That's a good song but you need to cut out the saxophone solo at the end.

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

LifeSunDeath posted:

Reminds me of these guys


Quickly now, attach the battery!

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Somfin posted:

How do you spend 30k on nose jobs and end up with no nose

We need to ask the professor

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

mng posted:

Physicists, I need some help here.

Why, you seem to have gotten up just fine without help?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Non Serviam posted:

When someone made the same comment regarding women we got some valiant defenders, I sure hope they show up here.

Back hair is indeed gross though

It's just upper rear end hair what's the problem?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

eating only apples posted:

Really long hair (as in butt length)

Butts aren't generally all that long though.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


Haha if we had the sex what do you think it would smell like haha just funny thought haha.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

curufinor posted:

[...] i have his ssn around here somewhere, his entire family history, etc) of a guy who's pretty much like this[...]

Neat.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Picnic Princess posted:

Stop using decimal points in your neanderthal measuring system.

Yeah, use decimal commas like adults!

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

Why the Adidas stripes?

Dog Russian so what?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


When bae say "here take half of my geoduck"

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Dear Prudence posted:

This makes me so loving angry. My instant reaction is anger and a desire to punch his loving face.

Yeah. Punch his face with some soap and water.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Ambitious Spider posted:

Not sure if old or a new vapor wave artist

According to Image, the genre is "sweaty homodisco"



(I'm the Goofy cap, obviously.)

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AjHQlD1aJE

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

LingcodKilla posted:

Gah raw onions on a burger is truly AUG

gently caress you you literally know nothing about food. gently caress, you don't even ever deserve to have any kind of food at all ever again,.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

om nom nom posted:

Step three, with bitch drop the "t"
'Cause bich is Latin for generosity

What :confused:

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


Your wife looks a bit young.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Arcsquad12 posted:

he is an absolutely nutters enthusiast for all things historical, and gets insanely dedicated to his home craft projects.

So 100% like the Unabomber?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

trickybiscuits posted:

Who ARE these people?

I think it's both the same person.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Wheat Loaf posted:

What's the deal with the "le" thing?

That's Jean Reno.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Munchables posted:

I think her name is Turtle or Tortoise or something

No it's seal.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

I just realized one of the reasons I basically don't know anything about children's cartoons these days is that they're on during times when I'm at work or asleep.

e: What I'm saying is people who are into cartoons should get a job instead.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

About the hand sanitizer thing: people have been eating, drinking, and/or licking it to get hosed up for years now why wouldn't they :confused:

e: I mean I know why I wouldn't but that's just me.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

BiggerBoat posted:

In fairness, a lot of grown ups who get sucked into things do so because they have kids. Granted, that doesn't explain dressing up like the Pink Panther in order to feel sexually aroused, but as the parent of a 6 year old I've absorbed a whole lot children's entertainment through sheer osmosis.

I watched that horrible bee movie with my nephew. And Cars I think? That was OK but I still don't want to gently caress a Toyota maybe I'm just weird.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


*doot de-doo-dee-doo-dee-doo-dee doot doot*

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

:nws:Homer bad-rear end statue:nws:

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


It is really bad for circulation though.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Bismuth posted:

What do you think the bottle smells like haha im just curious for laughs haha i would like to smell it

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


You are like a little baby

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_d8NhNmiRs

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Full permanent ham head, full permanent ham body, two permanent ham feet, two permanent bologna and ham ears, two permanent bologna lips, a huge thick permanent bologna, ham and cream cheese tongue, a permanent bologna nose, permanent ham organs and ham insides and the typical blood type of ketchup, tomato, pizza, taco and bbq sauce.

e: I forgot full permanent five or maybe six ham and bologna butts, one of which I guess is her real butt.

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Slugnoid posted:

My company sent this dude a letter asking for a new photo to put on his ID card, he gave us this.



I'm the shirt from 1989.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Wheat Loaf posted:

Here's the picture I was thinking of: I think it was posted in this thread already but the bottom was cut off:



"Karate Gums" was second from left on bottom row.

Actually, I think this is a pretty old picture. I remember seeing it in an AUG thread shortly after I joined and that was five years ago.

I'm the guy doing a karate pose.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


0/10 they are picking up sticks, not a fag, fags, a human being, or faggots. What is this poo poo?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

zoux posted:



I want to fight this sign.

You'd lose lol.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

BiggerBoat posted:

Not really seeing the problem here beyond the fact that I don't live wherever that is.

Yeah it's against the law to have three blowjob queens in the same place.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Ralph Crammed In posted:

Geek's done a 180 and is so dominant in media discourse that anything that is not just straight real world media is 'geek' and is therefore special and kooky. I don't think the Hunger Game is 'geeky' in any sense other than it takes place in a dystopia, but no one has seized upon Brave New World or Handmaidens Tale as being 'geeky'.

Is there even a piece of media that doesn't take place in real life that hasn't been declared 'sooooo geeky'? I've never seen anyone declare American Horror Story a geek media yet I guess.

Only a nerd would watch it.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

grittyreboot posted:

You can't have two blowjob queens. One of these girls is a blowjob noblewoman at best.

Dude it's 2017.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

cash crab posted:

I guess it is time for another reminder that this thread does NOT accept reports, stop sending reports. Message me specifically. Reports are ignored.

I report yu.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Randaconda posted:

I feel like there is a lot of insanity on Indian and Pakistani internet we rarely get exposed to.

sexy booby sex's boobs

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