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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Picnic Princess posted:

Okay. I'll post something extremely ugly.



We're waiting!

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

PCOS Bill posted:

Give it a rest Sparky. A single emoticon is not a reply.

:goatsecx:

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Solice Kirsk posted:

There's a quote about how being deaf cuts you off from humanity. I think that is somewhat true.

Yeah but there are also downsides.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Pastry of the Year posted:

Drug dealler best weed

Dealler drug
Trap so dope
Just the same as dealler

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


When you cum in your wife's neck folds for seven years straight.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Iron Crowned posted:

So, how about those cummies :cry:

Well they're in the nostrils now.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

We Know Catheters posted:

Always start small when stretching and do it slowly 😉

Shove a bike pump in. Sideways. Walla!

e: Oh sorry not the lifehack thread :doh:

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

It's 'voila'. With the 'v' sound :argh:

vwah-la. Please don't ever actually say 'walla' IRL. I do this because I care.

We all make mistakes on the spurt of the moment.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

I like how you're perfectly fine with shoving a bike pump sideways up your anus though.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

One thing is personal preference, the other is an affront to language. :colbert:

For all intensive porpoises, language is a personal preference.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

GE Cafe (on left, with Ron Jeremy on the right)


And people give the Trump kids grief for having no idea how to smile.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Iron Crowned posted:

drat, Ron Jeremy looks uncomfortable

That's not the bit that goes in that's his head.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


So close...

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

If you don't post pictures of your own faeces on Facebook, you are a weakling and an embarassment. I am very good and my poo poo that I let smear unto and seep into my clothing is very good and manly.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Picnic Princess posted:

Flashbacks to straight boys who don't wash their buttholes because it's gay

Yeah Håkan handles all that stuff for me in the bath-house, never touch the nasty thing myself.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Den Otroliga Hålkan

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Picnic Princess posted:

I suppose I should be grateful the video won't work on my phone.

I've seen plenty worse ITT (or some earlier incarnation). Unless you have some sort of extreme bedbugophobia you'll be alright.

That being said, I don't feel like going to bed all of a sudden even though it's well over 3 o'clock :(

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


Who wore it better?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcJy5PoHHdI

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

If colloidal silver and LITERAL DEATH SALVE are so good, why the gently caress would big pharma not simply sell them :psyduck:

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

RatHat posted:

"More profitable to keep people sick so they keep buying medicine" is probably what they'd say.

...while buying medicine*?

*) That is actually poison, not medicine.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


I've performed surgery on myself twice it was not fun and there was a lot of blood. Welp that was my autosurgery story god bless.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

rydiafan posted:

Yeah... unsubscribed. :(

I'll try again in another 50 pages when y'all are hopefully back to making fun of fat people.

Ah a masochist.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Solice Kirsk posted:

"Walla" is hilarious because it took someone complaining before I figured out what it was supposed to mean. Now I'm one of those jerks that does it.

Viola!

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

artsy fartsy posted:

I think the maggots (or whatever they are) would feel kind of cool in your mouth, as long as they weren't biting living flesh. I imagine it would feel like a carbonated drink.

Imagine the blowjob.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

artsy fartsy posted:

No judgement on your BJ technique, but wouldn't that just squish all the little fuckers?

I don't think you're in any position to judge anyone else's technique there, you horrible mouthfucker.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Nuebot posted:

Yeah I don't know why this topic has decided to just double down on the gross so hard the past few pages, but it's not fun anymore.

Feel free to make an AUF thread :effort:

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Now that's what I call Gummi Worms



Did someone say daddy's gummies yet?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Koburn posted:

missing the before pic:



This reminds me of the DEATH ACID SALVE before picture because she's pretty good-looking.

e: Apart from the stupid-as-gently caress expression.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

There's no reason it can't be both or a bit of both :shrug: / :can:

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

LingcodKilla posted:

Right click save as “women and fish” collection.

Additional identifiers: clown fish.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Paladinus posted:

Where is the skull? Where has the skull gone? I'm a bit worried.

Skulls are made of bone. Dogs eat bones.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


Nice death star cosplay.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

cash crab posted:

;)

Also, you guys know that most people with stretched ears clean them? The butthole look is also from not cleaning/oiling them, that usually indicates a lot of scar tissue.

So how come if you clean your butthole, it still looks like a butthole? Checkmate, athestits!

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Randaconda posted:

I got a bad ear infection a few years back, and it smelled like death. Also the only time I've had a shot in my rear end.

Personally, I would've gone for a second opinion.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


:swoon: kylo :swoon:

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

cash crab posted:

I'm giving serious consideration to making the next installation of this thread "hard mode" where content has to result from people's conscious decisions, so that we can avoid two page derails about whether or not fat people are okay.

So it would be all fat people and no ugly people?

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