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Jan 25, 2012

YOSPOS
This iteration of the AUG thread has been super-concentrated so far. It's the greatest hits from previous threads combined with new content in such an overwhelming onslaught that it's broken through my desensitization to this kind of material and it's really disturbing me this time around.

Good job.

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Jan 25, 2012

YOSPOS
You know how little girls will have tea parties with stuffed animals? Well maybe the Sonic dude does the same thing, but with chili dogs. "Another chili dog, Sonic?" and then just mashes it into the doll's face like a pie.

But really it's more likely he stuffs Sonic into his diaper like some kind of fecal maxi pad.

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Jan 25, 2012

YOSPOS

This reads like it was written by either Warren Ellis or Neal Stephenson as a joke.

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Jan 25, 2012

YOSPOS


This is like if Francis Dollarhyde went on to live a normal suburban dad life instead of becoming a serial killer. He still hears The Great Red Dragon's voice in his head, but does nothing about it. He can't even imagine a life without it.

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Jan 25, 2012

YOSPOS
My uncle used to chew Red Man a lot. I think it was because he was a baseball coach and there used to be a strong association between baseball and chewing tobacco. In his day, all the baseball players chewed it.

He used to buy me Big League Chew so I could be like him:

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Jan 25, 2012

YOSPOS

This is Guybrush Threepwood. I'm sure this Myers-Briggs nonsense text was just added by LeChuck to discredit him.

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