Sociopastry posted:

probably gonna get my poo poo kicked in here, but it would be super cool if there were less posts about "haha look at this rear end in a top hat with a nonbinary gender" as the main focus of the AUG. like, nonbinary genders exist, and it's kinda lovely to make fun of them.


That said, feel free to make fun of someone who's pretending to be a squirrel or a deer or whatever who just happens to be nonbinary, that poo poo's hilarious.

cash crab posted:

DISCUSS FELT WIFE

twistedmentat posted:

I always felt it was more about guys going "no I don't have to change, its the FEMALES that need to change". They shouldn't have to stop being a racist shitbag who never showers, plays video games, eats nothing but junk, never wears anything more than loose shorts and metal/anime/video game shirts for women who want them.

Women were told they shouldn't haven to meet mens beauty expectations, and to accept themselves who they are. These guys saw that and thought it's another sign of how unfair lives are for men. Why do women not have to shave if they don't want to, but I have to stop posting MLP porn on my facebook? loving FEMINISTS!

Guy Goodbody posted:

Randaconda, I appreciate what you do for this thread as much as everyone else, but in the future do you think you could cool it on the diaper fetish stuff? It's all the same and it's so, so disgusting

ReidRansom posted:

I was just passing through to board a ship and don't know what a banana bender is. And now that I look it up, what exactly is the etymology of that?

Randaconda posted:

bradzilla posted:

I don't have any AUG to post, but just wondering if anyone else pronounces AUG like "AGG!" and says it whenever they open this thread. Because I do that.

Jestery posted:

AUG THREAD: how much does this little person look like this other little person

Picnic Princess posted:

OH MY GOD STOP SAYING CUMMIES

Somfin posted:

I have never managed to watch more than 3 seconds of that video. The voice will not allow me to do so.

Many a time I have placed my youtube recs on the chopping block for my fellow goons, now I must request that one of you do the same for me.

Does it continue in the same fashion for the duration? Does it worsen?

the cummies song lyrics posted:

It's me and my daddy hanging out
I got pretty hungry so I started to pout
He asked if I was down for something yummy
I asked "what?" and he said he'd give me his cummies
Yeah yeah
I drink them, I slurp them, I swallow them whole
It makes daddy happy so it's my only goal
Harder daddy, harder daddy
One cummie, two cummies, three cummies, four
I'm daddy's princess but I'm also a whore
He makes me feel squishy
He makes me feel good
He makes me feel everything a little should
What, what?

syscall girl posted:

Sorry, what thread are you reading?

https://i.imgur.com/lr10K6S.mp4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsZlJ3gNyMM

Toys For rear end Bum posted:

Guess who's got worms?
pro-tip: if your butcher is selling dodgey discount bacon for 2/3 off, don't buy 3 kilos of it and binge on it.

Toys For rear end Bum posted:

guess who just drank a very lot and decided to shave themselves?

Toys For rear end Bum posted:

goon is good and cheap
goon will acid wash holes into your teeth

I love goon I will keep drinking it forever

Toys For rear end Bum posted:

I have made a terrible mistake

got drunk on goon, and went too hard with a sounding rod. now its all blood

http://i.imgur.com/tug6QzJ.jpg
Im washing it all off but it keeps bleeding from in deep

i don't even care if I die from this bullshit. i just wanted to feel nice and now this happened. gently caress this gay earth
just wanted to let you guys know.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Tasteful Dickpic posted: