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Camping.. Intense! posted:I feel legit sorry for this dude. I want to meet up with him and try and help him turn his life around this cannot be done, they were born broken in a way life seized upon with its million spiteful teeth and shook; all you can do is give them, through your taxes, money to stay alive and a little playpen in which to exist until they eventually and inevitably wink out of existence
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Yeah, they lived with their unfortunate parents until they self-obliterated or were put in asylums, which were until entirely too recently basically permanent jails for broken people with absolutely zero treatment offered other than what might be provided a battery animal.
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Munchables posted:Is that Lena Dunham? It says right there it's Jose Perez.
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Sunswipe posted:Honestly not sure whether this belongs here, in Idiots on Social Media, or the dumb marketing thread.  it's another weird project by a starwar betamax
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Elfgames posted:ha no that's a dude who will tell you at length about his fuckdoll and his favorite energy drink (it's bawls btw) and like his address and horribly abused wheelchair bound wife. That's so specific I feel like it's entirely possible you're telling the truth.
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Burt Sexual posted:it is, really.  there is so much to read and it is all insane and the only way I can persevere is in hopes that there will be more million-dollar phrases sprinkled throughout like "kicked out of Sears in 1992"
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Trauma Dog 3000 posted:molding an elaborate fake nose? No, this is me and my actual nose. 
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Oct 22, 2017 11:13
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Burt Sexual posted:We also paid to have a corporate clown like 70k a year. Seriously I am a hair's breadth from hitting you so hard that you'll appear on the 1981 guide to KOA campgrounds as a free dialysis location
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I'm a gentle man, Ziv, but when roused, I'm unforgiving.
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Burt Sexual posted:I’m sorry we had to let you go. ssshhhhhhh It's between you and me that you had a Star Wars name and gave to Doobie sssssshhhhhhhhhh
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:Anyone know where I can buy those Sailor Moon sheet masks? if I saw someone wearing those pants I would willingly Groundhog Day myself until I eventually worked out the perfect way to seduce them
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I feel like this could easily be animated by someone with a modicum of talent for doing so into the dirtbag version of the GIF of Christian Bale in American Psycho going "ooh" or whatever
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I missed the slapfight, which is good news for me, but Ceramic Pig's captions to those photos made me laugh a lot.
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Helios Grime posted:Why do people use porn names as their artist name? someone please photoshop an extremely tacky VHS porn cover with the names of forums posters
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HappyKitty posted:lol if you've never headbutted someone into an orgasm We all miss Wesley Willis, friend.
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Nov 10, 2017 17:40
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Sludge Tank posted:in the heat of the moment i once tongue-jollied my ex gf's butthole after i'd already jollied it with my cummies and weiner and soon realised i was getting a really interesting myriad of blood, cummies and bum juice in my mouth username / post combo of the year
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beato posted:Wait? Those are sex dolls? I thought they were just mannequins to add to the 50s diner feel of the place. I would never presume to speak for Rod Serling, but—
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chitoryu12 posted:I mean I know a lot of us would want to, I'm just pointing out the double standard here. I don't think a single minimum wage employee would deny the desire to occasionally deep fry someone. I admire your improvisational spirit, but I usually just use the holy water or the boomerang
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I eventually figured out that that was a motorcycle in the background (because of course it is) but I couldn't not see it as a jetpack with a sneaky shh-ghost in its fuel tank. Also, are they hovering over the moon? I ask because I'm the author of the award-winning "Century" trilogy (Century, 1997; Century, 2002; Century, 2013) and I like to know my fanbase as well as I can.
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pop fly to McGillicutty posted:OMG huge fan! So, in Century (2013) was it an intentional callback to Century (1997) when Capt. Century blasted that Psycho Skeleton Vamp out of the airlock? I always thought it was a reference to Susan B. Century's death. No spoilers, but if, like a lot of people, you loved (or loved to hate!!) Psycho Skeleton Vamp, then keep your eyes peeled for Dr. Ein H. Jahre, an important new character to debut (??) in my next novel, title TBD
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cash crab posted:
reverse-engineering the thought process that led this man to upload this picture to a dating website audibly broke my heart
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cash crab posted:There's a lot of Betty Boop pictures. the word "hero" gets thrown around a lot this century, but
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cash crab posted:Yes, yes, fine.  I... I didn't have a lot of choices.
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Scathach posted:I've....I've never seen that thing in its entirety. have I ever lied to you? spoilers: no I'm like one of the only benevolent beings here. Do NOT click that link
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Randaconda posted:
you're smack in the middle of the alignment chart, buddy boy you are (0, 0)
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Dec 21, 2017 00:48
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:Poor old Pastry of the Year, thought of a horrible horse transformation comic and died. my main problem is that I can't stay dead
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Scathach posted:I'm curious about my place on the chart. Everything you do defines the people who come after you.
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Sludge Tank posted:Placenta is what cummies turns into when they germinate the cummivore hath spoken
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 *drunk Orson Welles voice* ah, the "girls who dip" hashtag has always been celebrated for its excellence
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