Sludge Tank posted:

If CWC finds a girlfriend before I do I'm going to loving hang myself

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

remember the time he went on a date at the mall, and then the woman left with a man in a pickle costume. think of the effort expended to engineer and record this own on a sad mentally ill person.

Hjalmar posted:

Man I kinda get creepin' on CWC since she's kind of awful and probably gets off on it but Ulililia is sacred and kind and good and absolutely should not be hosed with.

Also we live in an age where you could probably get the president of the united states to publicly deny allegations of loving a horse if you were a tactful enough troll, so probably just leave extremely online babies alone imho

MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:

I'm not googling "impact play," is it what I think it is? Beating someone (in this case with bison femurs)?

Also: floor pizza was a takeout pizza in a box shoved under a hotel bed for the night and then date as breakfast. I always thought it was put on bare rear end floorboards or carpet and left for longer. Not exactly ideal, but not as gross as I once thought.

Floor pizza dude also once did the "what I thought we were friends?!" poo poo to me in a random GBS thread where we disagreed on whatever stupid topic, because we'd agreed on a prior stupid topic in a prior stupid random GBS thread.

text me a vag pic posted:

hybriseris posted:

My immediate thought was that she doesn't brush her teeth a lot. Often people with really poor oral hygiene are overly sensitive to minty things because their gums are so inflamed. But then again I work in dental so I just assumed that immediately, but it could just be a child's palate. I hope it's just a child's palate.

Woodenlung posted:

https://www.facebook.com/groups/2203103619/

nael posted:

Just got off the phone with a customer whose contact email contained the phrase "hentai princess"

The Door Frame posted:

IIRC, it's not necessarily fat. Lymphedema can be mistaken as lipedema, but causes fluid build up and eventually fibrous growth in lymphatic passages, which means that fixing it is a lot less straightforward than regular weightloss. Surgical procedures can fix different types and severities of lymphedema, for sure, but for a case that far gone... who knows. It would probably be a series of smaller surgeries, physical therapy, and aggressive lifestyle monitoring. Lots of money that she might not have

That has to be one of the scariest things, to be able to starve yourself half to death and still gain weight because fluid isn't actually leaving your legs

E: get tested and get your partners tested if you're sleeping around. Be a furry slut if that makes you happy, but don't spread disease

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

This is apparently the video that got r/incels nuked

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dk5_krEPfcM

How long can you last?

BrigadierSensible posted:

On the nerd/weirdo groups being arseholes thing:

I reckon its more a hugbox mentality. A simple YAY us, and BOO them issue, where us is everyone who identifies with our particular brand of weirdness/social isolation, and them is everyone else.

This breeds cliqueyness, which makes the group tighter knit, and more hostile to "outsiders". This cliqueyness turns into factions within the group, each claiming the other faction are really outsiders and not "true" whatever nerdy poo poo they identify as. Factionalism turns to drama, and drama leads to the bullying, shunning, and harassment of perceived difference.

All the while everyone involved will loudly claim that they are not like teh bullys and jocks that they initially were trying to getaway from.

But most importantly, I think nerds, (or gamers, or furries, or whatever), are arseholes that ruin everything they touch because if you base your entire personality and self image, and identity on one thing that you consume, (vidja games, comics, a cartoon, pretending to be a three tailed fox etc.), then you are a shallow, immature, and not well rounded person.

These are the arseholes who cannot tell the difference between "Hey Dave, I like you as a person, and think you are fun to hang out with, but you know that cartoon show you like? Well I don't think it is that good." and "Hey Dave, everything about you that you inherently hold dear is poo poo and worthless. I hate you and all you stand for." So yeah, it is not surprising that they get cliquey and bully-y.

Helios Grime posted:

Wait, that post is from this year? Why are there still Emos? Am I caught in some horrible time loop?

TotalLossBrain posted:

M'lady!

Derek of the Andes posted:

I read this as the Kevin Spicy cum sock.

Randaconda posted:

Great Metal Jesus posted:

Having worked at a non-profit that had quite a few clients with emotional support animals and a couple with genuine service animals I learned a bit about my state's guidelines for each. Service animals will probably be clearly marked (they don't legally have to be but I've never seen one that wasn't), they're allowed everywhere, and you should be able to essentially ask "What's it do?" and not much else as far as verification goes. Emotional support animals have registration requirements somewhere between "incredibly lax" and "might as well not be there at all" and only apply to housing. Emotional support animals aren't granted access to public places and if someone walks into your store and says it's their emotional support animal you can 100% tell them to get the gently caress out.

None of that's really AUG though. So right around the corner from where I used to work was a minimart that got some pretty interesting folks. One day I walked in while a patron was in a full blown shouting match with the owner insisting that their service dog had a right to be there. Their service pit bull. I left around the time they started screaming at the owner to call the cops on them.

AlbieQuirky posted:

I think a well-trained pit bull would be an excellent service dog. They're strong, have really good eyesight, and are fiercely loyal to their human. I am beyond angry at all the shitbags who have shittily trained pit bulls as lovely attack dogs and tarnished the reputation of the breed. Same with Presa Canarios, incredible dogs if well-trained.

Psychobabble! posted:

Lmao naw man. Some breeds and individual dogs within all breeds can have a genetic tendency towards being human and/or dog aggression from birth, not all aggressive dogs happened to have lovely owners. Just like some people are born not /quite/ right in the head, so can dogs.

Untrustable posted:

Sandra Bland I believe her name was. People maintained she was killed after her arrest and then posed for all pictures afterwards. If I recall correctly the city ended up settling a wrongful death suit with her family because the jail failed to check on her regularly enough and she hung herself in their absence.

Garrand posted:

The cop did have to promise that he would never attempt a career in law enforcement again in order to not be charged with perjury, there's that I guess.

LingcodKilla posted:

30 per hour in the Bay Area? gently caress yeah I'll do it.

Sic Semper Goon posted:

Anyone who didn't immediately say "Had it coming" after reading that post has clearly never worked at a fast food place and faced a gaggle of entitled, middle-aged "proud full time mummies".

BrigadierSensible posted:

The thing that pisses me off the most about this bedspread is the censorship.

Who are they censoring for? It's your loving bedroom, nobody else is going to see it but you! And if you have kids still young enough to be 'traumatized' by naughty words, then why are you putting such sheets on your bed?

Unless that is just the shop censoring the sheets for the website advertisement. In which case I am the idiot.

text me a vag pic posted:

what the gently caress do those words mean?

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

It means James Joyce is alive and trying to figure out this whole meme thing

Wheat Loaf posted:

Even when said rave is also a funeral.

cash crab posted:

They have entire conventions for this poo poo and I am trying to imagine actually going to one.

Burt Sexual posted:

i wonder if that stinks more or less than a furry con?