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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

purple death ray posted:

they both look like buttholes.

One does look worse but neither is good

Does your butthole totally lack a sphincter?

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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Crossposting from IOSM and TIMG'd because it's horrible:

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


This one I'm not a fan of. The boots could have been a gift, or she could have bought them on sale or when she had money. But it's basically a "How dare poor people own anything but rags and a dirt floor?!" post.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Like, what's the actual limit for "I should stop selling my possessions because I'm poor"? Is it cutting off your AC and heat? Is it selling everything but one set of clothes? Is it cutting off your internet connection?

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

rodbeard posted:

That sounds too stupid to be real so of course Max Landis wrote it.

It’s a copy of Me Against the World where every time it’s played the 7th track is a rap providing evidence of a different crime, sufficient to prosecute the suspect.

quote:

Jeff Riegert out there and still stalkin the night,
Killed his brother and five strangers with the same drat knife,
Now it's not my place to tell you what to do,
But nigga I know what I would do if I were you
He hid the blade in an old barn off the North 111
He already got six dog don't let him make it seven

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Not ugly or gross... Just awkward and wonderful. A yearly tradition, at this point.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzoKcdDg5rQ

Was a thread ever made for Retsupurae?

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Avenging_Mikon posted:

Chip Cheezum and Ironicus got their start at the same time, and I’m pretty sure all 4 are friendly, as they’ve done guest spots on their Let’s Plays

Yeah, all four of them have done Retsupurae and LP guest stuff. Chip and Ironicus have been LPing longer than almost anyone here, having done Beyond Good & Evil back in 2008 when they were still teenagers.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

The Snoo posted:

sex is AUG as gently caress but that's usually fine and if you can't have fun and laugh when your partner farts or you get a leg cramp then what's the point

serious post, porn is not what sex is like at all, I promise you it's kinda sweaty and gross. it is exercise after all

I had sex in the back seat of a car last night and man, humor was the only way to get through that. We had to pause to switch from the front to the back (and clean out her incredibly messy back seat), we couldn't move our body parts into any comfortable position, her sports bra got in the way, things that normally take one hand took two, etc.

We both had a good time anyway, even though I forgot to take my jacket off (it was around 50 degrees last night) and ended up sweltering.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Benny Harvey posted:

Huh, thought you were making up a term but nope, whole subreddit for it.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Iron Crowned posted:

Also, just :lol: that Mr. Incel has to be at work at 9am after getting up at 7am, I bet he'd die if he tried getting up at 5am every day like I do.

It even says he's arriving early. This dude has one hell of a cushy job if his nominal work hours are shorter than 9 to 5, and it even says the only reason he had to stay late was because he didn't get his poo poo done.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Solice Kirsk posted:

I'm old and don't understand what "queering" means. In grade school I think it meant you were calling someone gay, but now it's a verb?

There's this old Tumblr post I read that speaks to my heart so well that I have it memorized.

"Hi, I'm Scarfbeard Manbun and this is my girlfriend Septumpierce Undercut, and we're queering heterosexuality by making a joint Tinder account for three-ways."

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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


The boys clubs in English colleges have pretty lax dress standards.

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