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cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


:duckie: READ THE OP :duckie:

Welcome back to another episode of AUG, where the derails are made up and the reports don't matter!

Yes, that's right! With this installment of AUG, I need to make something clear: I am the only moderator responsible for this thread. If you have any concerns, message me directly. One of the reasons the last one got shut down is that you guys were slamming the report button with the wild abandon of a child hitting one of those little toy phones. If you're unsure of some content and you're hovering over that report button, may I suggest referring to the following sticky? Unless someone posts something incredibly, dangerously offensive, please refrain from bothering other PYF mods. I slacked off during the last permutation of this thread because I was labouring under the delusion that you guys were behaving yourselves, but I guess not.

The following rules apply:

1) Do not put NWS images under a spoiler.

2) Anyone engaging in arguments about what is or isn't AUG will be immediately probated. I cannot stress this enough. No one cares.

3) If the spirit of this thread bothers you, try not opening it and reading all the posts. This is like cramming your finger into a toaster and then suing the manufacturers.

4) Regular people who are a little chubby or are a different gender orientation or whatever is not content. Even if they're a little weird looking, it doesn't fall under the category of this thread. Otherwise this would be the "I'm not sure why, but this seems a little off to me" thread.

5) Do not slam that mf report button. Go for a walk. Message me and I will take care of it.







quote:

"The 28-year-old ex-air hostess now has no plans to curb her tanning addiction and admits she is still using the 50-tube sunbed that is installed in her home so she can look darker."

But hey, AUG doesn't have to just be people! It can be weird pizzas for example:



Ha-ha! Nasty!



Eww. What a slob.

Etc. Have fun! Let's make this 100-page round of AUG the best one ever!

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cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Foam Adventure is a classic, but I'm not sure what that other lad is on about because I could only watch him for about ten seconds.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Olive Garden tonight! posted:

The thread title is pretty AUG

I'm not really sure how you want me to respond to this.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Olive Garden tonight! posted:

Have you tried rereading the thread title?

I am vaguely referring to this:



And I thought it was funny. Sorry about the misunderstanding, I didn't realize the deliberate mis-wording was not funny to other people.

Anyway, here's some content:

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Or, alternatively, if you still think it's stupid, find some content of equal or lesser value to say, "Diana needs skin", and then I can change the title. WALLA.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Lime Tonics posted:



what 3 million in plastic surgery looks like.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowb...ons-on-surgery/

"news" article :nws: don't click it at work, around your parents, or ever.

Also, really quickly: Nothing has ever reminded me of the Hunger Games more than this video

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


<3 It's all good. Look at this picture, where a couple from 1999 is divorcing and dividing their Beanie Baby assets



e: also this



Duality of man etc etc

cash crab has a new favorite as of 08:22 on Jun 8, 2017

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



It's like a horrifying Where's Waldo

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Not to like :can: or nothing but I find Amy Schumer to a be little AUG on her own.


There's gotta be a name for that rippling effect.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology




There are many layer to why this is bad, but the tattooed front butt is my favourite.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Who What Now posted:

She's a woman who makes jokes about having sex and so goons need to constantly trip all over themselves to tell the world about how they would never gently caress her, as if they would ever even have the chance to.

sighhhhh

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


I have the same bra, I am pretty sure. It's extremely comfortable.


:stare:

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Again: whiteyfats, you are a monster, and I love you.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



I... don't want this

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



This is a really good example of a specific personality type that I used to see on OKC all the time. Seemingly exhausted 20-something girl with dyed hair, one personal trait described using "af" (cute af, fierce af, etc), at least one meaningless sexual identity qualifier. Now all she's missing is "i am poly/kinky/geeky, oppressive behavior will be blocked thank u <3".


FAVOURITE! FAVOURITE!

ps:

cash crab has a new favorite as of 16:58 on Jun 16, 2017

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Applesnots posted:

whiteyfats, you are doing the lords work.

If by "the Lord's work", you mean punishing us indiscriminately and inspiring awe and fear


This woman looks like she is haunting them

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Probably

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBo5-6WotEM

Do you guys remember First Kiss Guy

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


^^: LMAO

genetic_knockout posted:

Last page, but my husband's dad brought his best friend on his honeymoon because his wife was pregnant and therefore "not fun enough"



Also:



This is from my own Facebook feed. :allears:

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


MageMage posted:

He must have looked at his socks.

I would have, and never did, notice his socks. Did he walk in something or is it a pattern?

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Picnic Princess posted:

I have this primordial revulsion feeling when I see this face. Is there a name for that? Like when animals see a mutated member of their group and abandon it because it's likely a threat to the survival of their herd?

I feel like such an rear end in a top hat today.

I looked this up, because I think it's a fascinating question.

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2014/03/140328-sloth-bear-zoo-infanticide-chimps-bonobos-animals/

This article talks about why animals sometimes eat their own young; if the offspring is deformed, or sick, they become a taxing burden, and thereby become an unwasteable, edible resource. Maybe your brain is interpreting this guy as sick, possibly even contagiously so, and so your brain's instinct is to make sure he doesn't impact your own survival.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Someone remind me to rename the thread "what in the curry gently caress" when I get home

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Knee posted:

AUG Thread: what in the curry gently caress, whiteyfats?

Something about asking and receiving

:nws: http://i.imgur.com/0rKrrMr.jpg :nws:

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


SUNS OUT PLUMS OUT

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



:allears: Lovely.



Look what I found today

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


It is my curious nature and I cannot help it

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Leavemywife posted:

If this guy finds it hosed up, after what he's brought us...

Wait a second. Cash Crab found something Whitey found horrifying, and we can only guess what his browser history looks like. What the hell does Crab's look like?

:downsa:

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


This is incredibly painful

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Time for a reminder that this thread does not accept reports. Like, physically, it does, but your reports are going to be ignored and it's best to message me if you have any problems.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


DISCUSS FELT WIFE

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



AUG, yes, but fantastic nickname

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Zipperelli. posted:

He looks remarkably familiar, but I can't place him. Who is he?

Glenn Danzig


whiteyfats posted:

Photoshop the fat dude that knocked him out into the background, just staring.

Someone do this please

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



:prepop: Oh my.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



Me as hell

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Boofchicken posted:

I tried so hard to find it, but does anyone have the clip where Mulder just walks up on a crime scene and randomly says "WHAAAAHHHHHH", but in a high pitched voice?

Edit: Never mind, I found it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLLBrh_PeT4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_O1hM-k3aUY

Kevin Sorbo misreads his script, a classic

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


I'm the possessed guy in the far right corner

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cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


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