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Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


I've seen stuff like that gently used for 80 packs of ramen at the local thrift store.

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Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


That meth smoking mom is just sad.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Touch-my-butt stuff?

Feelin' old thanks.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



I wanna steal his lunch money and give him a wedgie.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Grumbletron 4000 posted:

As a person with a horrible body that fucks sometimes, I wonder what two hot people sex looks like. I imagine it's always in slow motion and very oily. They probably throw their heads back and shake droplets of sex stuff out of their hair very often. Meanwhile I am sweating and grunting while a girl struggles to accept my sex. She might be enjoying it but not as much as we would if we were hot.

Just close your eyes or get some VR goggles and porn. Jeez.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



Lol how many fat jag emotes do we have?

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



#yolobathsalts

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

I'm the #yolobathsalts sticker
:argh: should have finished the thread

Sucka

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Randaconda posted:

lmao this new avatar

lol salty

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Randaconda posted:

The jaguar is derpy enough I'm kinda into it, tbh,

Having a 49er teabagging it over and over would make it perfect.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



I just choked. Best thing this year.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


If you choose Lauren do you get all 5?

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Gonna guess Russia?

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


scorpiobean posted:

As a geneticist, I was gonna say that this hurts me so much, but after the most recent posts, I have transcended pain. There is nothing. God is dead

Found it on the internet it must be true.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


I still don’t get how I’m supposed to feel sorry for the incel.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


She still has ankles.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Maybe it’s “pussy” in her mind.

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Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


grittyreboot posted:

201 pages isn't that bad. See you guys next AUG thread!

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