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Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

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cash crab posted:

<3 It's all good. Look at this picture, where a couple from 1999 is divorcing and dividing their Beanie Baby assets



e: also this



Duality of man etc etc

Congrats; you have completely eliminated my giggle-to-gasp-of-horror refractory period.

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Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

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Oh, I have those socks!

*throws out socks and everything they have ever touched, including feet*

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

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I was a huge fan of the original My Little Pony and was really excited about the reboot at first, but the fanbase scared me off. Also, it's not THAT good.

here is some racism

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Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

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I like yolocorn

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

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Drunk Driver Dad posted:

I could be confusing this with another very similar picture, but this lady is somewhat local to me and apparently her husband makes her dress like that. Or so the talk went.

I'm pretty sure that we've found where Richard Simmons is hiding.


also I looooovvvvve Rehsiraaaaaammmmmm https://youtu.be/lPyhlybViJw

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

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evobatman posted:

I would like to point out that these people are outdoors, together with friends and other people with shared interests, listening to music they like, dancing, getting fresh air, moving their bodies, getting exercise, doing something they like and having fun.

While we're at home shitposting with one hand and alternating the other one between our genitals and the bowl of doritos.

How dare you assume I'm not using the buildup of Dorito dust and greasy anatomical seepage as lube?

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

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System Metternich posted:



I wonder for what purposes you'd need a stock photo like this

what are you talking about I just came everywhere :confused:

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

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more AUG for the quote rather than the picture:



...really? Superbad 2? Why, because the last one ended on such a cliffhanger?

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

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Shrapnig posted:

It's you, you're the AUG for thinking this is real.

I'm sorry that I go outside every so often and don't sit around analyzing the possibility of Photoshop in every picture I see.

I hope this expresses my deep regret:




(don't be triggered, this may also be Photoshop!)




That lady looks like Daenerys Targaryen.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

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BiggerBoat posted:

A thread with the worst game store, comic shop and role playing game experiences might be funny. I tried to get back into D&D about 8 years ago and it didn't take me long to remember why I stopped.

yes, PLEASE. I have no stories, but would read the gently caress out of that.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

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BiggerBoat posted:

Not an SA thread but here's a link to a "Creepiest people we've gamed with" thread on RPGnet.

edit: duh forgot the link

https://forum.rpg.net/showthread.php?369229-Necro-Creepiest-Person-You-ve-Ever-Gamed-With-Part-Deux



Thanks!

Thank you!

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

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New Gogol Bordello album art looking good.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

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u r a rude person >:(

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

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oldpainless posted:

Tbf the Bible says not to get tattoos

then you may call me oldfaithless, goon sir!

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

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Is cutting your body for the dead, like, I dunno, one time my friend was like I loving LOVE KURT COBAIN and she tried to carve "Kurt" in her arm, but gave up and so there's like half a K-shaped scar there now? Because that was legit a bad idea, especially as it happened in 1999.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

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Screaming Idiot posted:

If we're going by Old Testament rules, then you're going to hell if you eat at Long John Silvers.

Well, this I agree with, actually.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

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oldpainless posted:

Everything sends you to hell according to the Bible. Don't jack off, don't kill your neighbor, don't gently caress your mom what the heck doesn't end you up in hell?

Cheating on your husband, getting knocked up, lying about it and blaming it on god, apparently.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

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Slugnoid posted:

my mum held me down and tattooed 'cumdump' above my butthole

She just wants you to remember her the way she was.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

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MageMage posted:

Yanked this from the DnD picture thread:



I FAILED LITERALLY ALL OF THE CRITERIA EXCEPT BMI!

brb gonna eat two hundred million breadsticks just to be sure

AlmightyBob posted:

Not only is Forney an MRA he's also a nazi and he doesn't live in Portland so I doubt that's real.





Jesus loving god, it's like someone stuffed a white garbage bag with pudding and onions.

Also, that is one hosed-up skull, and I literally have a degree in hosed-up skulls.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

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Saw a kid wearing a Sonic shirt at pride today and I kept flashing back to the things I've learned in this thread.

Gotta go fast...away from that dude.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

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i did NOT need this poo poo!

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

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I have never laughed so hard at anything in my entire life.


have some juggalos





Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

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<120 smoke bulimia everyday

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

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ONIONS ARE GOD

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Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

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Somfin posted:

I was 15, I've been borderline for autism (found this one out recently, I was tested as a kid and the doc made a judgment call that I was close) my entire life, and I was part of the nerd clique at an all-boys school. I was not well socialised as a kid and didn't really understand people. Terrible theory of mind. Turns out if you combine that with too much lovely media consumption you end up with a really warped view of how relationships are meant to work.

I'm better now, I hope, but back then, I wouldn't have wanted to know me.

I mean, everyone sucks when they're fifteen. Everyone. When I was fifteen, I wore black lipstick and fishnets to go with my grandma to Bed, Bath, and Beyond because I was mad goth and super edgy. You probably don't even suck as badly as you think you did.

The sad part of that insane reddit post is that the dude is 32 and still acts this way. That scares the everloving poo poo out of me, even though I am obviously mad goth and super edgy.

Also, this girl is dumber than a hatful of poop for not recognizing his assy behavior and saying, "Steve, you are overstepping professional boundaries." I would have been equally as dumb at 24, but still: SET BOUNDARIES. And loving call HR if they're not respected.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

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Actually, they may have shoved it in their vaginas.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

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Old post, but I totally have this dress.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

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I like you, cash crabbeh.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

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I'd like to be the creepy uncle of our schadenfamily

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

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Randaconda posted:

mods, change her name to creepy uncle cummies, tia

Don't klurf me!

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

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Randaconda posted:

What is that?

oh hell no this Google is on YOU

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

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and then you hold it up to your mouth


Legit, there are few things dirtier than a phone. Keys, maybe.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

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Yeah, but bonus coke residue.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

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Nostradingus posted:

Imagine what your mental state would be like if every person who ever showed interest in you was actually just faking it so they could break your heart and laugh about it later.

I feel bad now.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

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Gonna call my vag THE BEARDED DRAGON from now on.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

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Wheat Loaf posted:

What's with the "le" thing, anyway?

It's for letards.

It's some rage comics thing.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

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legit I have A Thing for guys with big noses and I am very conflicted about this picture

e i forgot to write "big" before and I am very sorry guys with no noses for offending you but please do not call me anymore tonight

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

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AlbieQuirky posted:

Man could be quirkily handsome with ordinary haircut.

Sorry for the ladyboner report, but that haircut is a loving dumpster fire.

AGREED

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

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Pastry of the Year posted:

No, this is me and my actual nose.



you aim that right at my salty trap

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Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

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The Myers-Briggs Test is completely fake, made up, and unscientific.

But personality tests are fun, so who cares?

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