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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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LingcodKilla posted:

But then again it supports slavery so I'm really conflicted on stuff like that.

So long as you don't tattoo your slaves you're fine. Kid should have come home with a good old fashioned, and god sanctioned, brand.

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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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My mom just made fun of me for getting a tattoo when I came home with one when I was 17. Then again my parents are awesome.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Screaming Idiot posted:

gently caress yeah, I'd hang with that dude any day.

You're a good and funny man Screaming Idiot. Well done. :golfclap:

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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drat it dad! :mad:

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Twitch posted:

At least they didn't use fake bones or garbage bags this time.

The balloons holding the vagina in place, but blocking the butthole was my favorite part of that travesty.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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I've always loved the phrase "got your tongue so far up his rear end you can taste his breakfast," and I've finally found the person that can make that a reality.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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I'll never get over how small Jason Alexander is compared to "portly" guys today. It hasn't even been 30 years.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Cicadas! posted:

It's TAPE!

Ha!

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Spiderjelly posted:

Whiteyfats, you had better step your game up.

I think that is WHiteyfats.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Fleta Mcgurn posted:

ONIONS ARE GOD



New Twin Peaks is weird.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Jennifer's boyfriend sounds cool.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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DicktheCat posted:

Please someone explain this madness.

I don't think anyone can explain why a guy would get a tattoo of what appears to be the dude from Edvard Munch's "The Scream" as a nun....but I think we're all glad we've seen it.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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PCOS Bill posted:

The Trump sign, idjit.

OOOOOH! I thought it was an HIV positive joke.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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PCOS Bill is a treasure and the forums are better for having him. He reminds me of a by-gone era, where the trolls were simpler and needed to only say things like, "Tales of Symphonia plays better than Final Fantasy X" to ignite a 15 page derail in an unrelated thread. None of which that poster would engage with again.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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mystery fluid posted:

I hope this guy gets approached a lot by confused football fans wondering what team Hentai plays for.

The Patriots like loving things over.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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ShootaBoy posted:

:stare: Oh my loving god. I...I think that's my uncle... or is it ex uncle? He was only related to me by marriage and they got a divorce, I dunno what that makes him.

A weirdo creep.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Did you know that the first use of the word "toast" to mean "dead" was from Ghostbusters?

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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There's a mummy joke in here somewhere, but I can't figure it out.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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The Wurst Poster posted:

Looks like her mummy is de-Nile.

:respek:

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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No thanks. Any deeper and we're gonna taste Sonic's breakfast.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:


Jay Leno lookin a lot younger these days

I didn't know Uncle Fester had kids.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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DogonCrook posted:

Im way back catching up but this is actually trash fashion and they own.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=J4NLuLNfDZs

I don't think so Tim.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Jerry Cotton posted:

It is really bad for circulation though.

Nothing of that should be in circulation.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

without seeing the bottle w/cap beforehand, i can't trust this gif. this was clearly faked, so she could...reap the obvious benefits.

To have her rear end be nicknamed "The Dick Sharpener?"

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Maybe she's got a really bad personality. Like only wants to talk about herself all the time.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHKYyqETHf8

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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cnut posted:

possibly :nws: for titty glitter

https://i.imgur.com/c9DlvFB.jpg

It's like a sparkly female white trash Grover.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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We Know Catheters posted:

That's my fetish

Redwall is a kid's book you weirdo.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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It's probably one of the murders in the present day. There's no way any competent director would let such a glaring error slip by.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Equeen posted:

hey guys



i hate corn now

Story time! A dude I used to know had genital warts and we used to always make fun of him for it. Well, one time he said that he was having a terrible flair up and that it hurt when he was getting erections. We bugged him for hours at the party to show us his disgusting dick until he finally did. It looked kinda like a black ear of corn with little slightly bleeding cracks and his white topical cream or whatever was smeared all in-between them and there were little pinkish areas where the cream and blood had mixed.

Might be one of the worst things I've ever seen.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Should have been "Make Dew."

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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cash crab posted:

Why not both?



I cannot tell if she is sitting on a pipe or not, but I do know for a fact that pigeons bathe in that water.

I've never used a bidet, but this is what I imagine it is like.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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That man seems to be made entirely of burnt marshmallows.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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oldpainless posted:

Knock his drink out of his hand

Never seen such a blase Blazi.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Wheat Loaf posted:

I don't understand this one. :(

I believe that's called a Queue and she's appropriating Chinese culture.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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throw to first drat IT posted:

Reminds me of the time incels concluded that concentration camp victims had it better than them because at least the people in camps had sex.

Hahaha! Link please.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Jerry Cotton posted:

Hmm reported for requesting holocaust porn.

What are you talking about? It's a classic!

Ilsa: Shewolf of the SS

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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DRR DRR DRR

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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verymoldy posted:

I really wish there was a way to make all the incels of the internet realize it's their repugnant personality coupled with a real lack of self-care that makes them utterly unfuckable.

Anyhow, all I can think of when I see this is wonder if anyone involved has ever seen a cow :nws: http://i.imgur.com/opggAOO.jpg :nws:

This is udder nonsense.

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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Nothing like loving up a terrible pun, eh? :ninja:

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